INT. MUPPETS NEWS FLASH
The Newsman runs to his desk.
NEWSMAN:
Here is a Muppets News Flash. Global Warming and Climate Change is just increasing every day. So scientists made these Waste Allocation Load Lifter - Earth Class machines, or WALL-Es for short, to help reduce the landfills, like this guy here.
While the Newsman is speaking, a WALL-E machine is moving around the desk, picking up lots of rubbish and putting it into waste chunks.
NEWSMAN (CONT'D):
They are completely unbreakable and incapable of making mistakes.
Then WALL-E arrives at the desk and takes every scrap of paper. The Newsman angrily tries to snatch the papers back, but WALL-E gobbles them up and turns them into a waste block. He also takes the glasses off the Newsman. And he tries to take his shirt off. The Newsman is forced to take it off. But WALL-E is not finished and he comes for the Newsman.
NEWSMAN (CONT'D):
Oh, no. Stay away from me! Stay away from me!
He runs out, followed by WALL-E.