EXT. SPACE
ANNOUNCER (V/O):
And now, Pigs in Space!
The Swinetrek flies by. As the announcer talks, the heads of the crew members appear.
ANNOUNCER (V/O/CONT'D):
Starring the brave Captain Link Hogthrob, the glorious First Mate Piggy and the eccentric Dr. Strangepork!
INT. SWINETREK
ANNOUNCER (V/O/CONT'D):
When last we left our heroes, they escaped with their lives. I wished this show would run previously clips so I wouldn't have this pathetic job!
The crew are at the controls.
HOGTHROB:
Boy, do I feel exhausted from escaping those terrible creatures from that planet!
PIGGY:
They were crabs from a beach on our home planet, you idiot! We had to cancel our vacation short a whole day earlier because of you!
HOGTHROB:
Well, I feel tired all the same. I don't want any more battles or wars...
Then they hear a knock on the door.
HOGTHROB (CONT'D):
...or visitors.
The doors open and Buzz Lightyear runs in. He holds his laser to the crew.
BUZZ:
Halt! Who are you?
STRANGEPORK:
You're on the Swinetrek. I'm Dr. Strangepork and this is Captain Hogthrob and First Mate Piggy.
BUZZ:
Do you serve under Evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance?
HOGTHROB:
Galactic what?
Buzz turns his laser off.
BUZZ:
Okay! Did you see some strange ships go passing by?
Then two more figures come running by – Woody the cowboy and Jessie the cowgirl.
WOODY:
There you are! Come on, Buzz! Let's go!
BUZZ:
But, Woody, we need to find Evil Emperor Zurg!
WOODY:
Buzz, for the hundredth time, you are a TOY!
The alarm wails again. Strangeprok reads the screen.
STRANGEPROK:
According to the computer, we have an intruder on this ship and he's at the back!
They all look behind to see a strange figure that looks like Zurg!
STRANGE FIGURE:
(Gonzo's voice) I, Evil Emperor Berk, shall rule the universe!
JESSIE:
Not if I can help it!
Jessie gets her lasso rope out and throws it to Berk! She pulls him out and wraps him in rope.
BUZZ:
Good job, Jessie! Now let's get him back to the Star Command!
HOBTHROB:
Hold on a minute! We'll take him to jail for you.
WOODY:
When we take him to "Star Command", we'll tell them you helped us and we'll share the money.
PIGGY:
(Anxious) How much money is the prize? I need it! I have a bill of twenty make-overs and cosmetic surgeries for –
STRANGEPORK:
Stop! Evil Emperor Berk's escaped!
Everyone turns to see that he's right. Berk's nowhere in sight.
WOODY:
Now we've got to find him again!
BUZZ:
Swinetrek, consider our agreement withdrawn! (To Woody and Jessie) Come on!
JESSIE:
Yee-haw!
And the three of them leave the crew alone.
STRANGEPORK:
Well, that didn't go very well, did it?
HOGTHROB:
I wish I was back on that planet being chased by those crabs on the beach.
PIGGY:
Oh, brother!
EXT. SPACE
ANNOCUNER (V/O):
That's it now for Pigs in Space!
The Swinetrek files off into space.