INT. THEATRE
Kermit walks on the stage.
KERMIT:
Well, won't tonight be a night to remember?
WALDORF:
Yes, it will be. A night to report to a psychiatrist.
He and Statler laugh at this.
KERMIT:
Please join me in a round of applause for our very special guest star: Mr. John Ratzenberger!
Ratzenberger walks on the stage.
RATZENBERGER:
Thank you very much for having me tonight, Kermit.
KERMIT:
Not only are you one of the very best guests we ever had, but also one of the very nice.
VARIOUS VOICES:
Hey, what about me? Yeah, what about us?
Then all the stars from the Pixar movies run on the stage, knocking Kermit down. They are greeted with applause. Kermit picks himself up.
KERMIT:
Well, we'll see you next time on the Muppet Show.
(Credits roll). CUT TO: The theatre box.
STATLER:
You know, I think we should get a medal.
WALDORF:
Why?
STATLER:
For surviving through this terrible show!
They laugh at this.
THE END