Author's Note: I guess I should have mentioned this earlier, but these little drabbles are based from the website "Not Always Right." These things have actually happened to people. Yes, you may go ahead and cry, realizing that people ARE this stupid.
Door Jam
Joey tilted his head. "That kid's been standin' in front of the door for a while, Yugi."
"I know," the smaller boy sighed, then smiled. "Rock, paper, scissors?"
"How 'bout I'll-punt-you-over-this-counter-scissors?" the blond replied cheerfully.
Yugi glared at him but walked around the counter to go over to the boy staring intently at the door. "Hi there. I noticed that you checked out a minute ago. Is there something else you need?"
"Your door won't open!"
The two teens stared for a moment.
Eventually, though, Yugi asked, "Excuse me?"
"Your freaking door won't open!" the child repeated in frustration.
"…You know the door isn't automatic, right? It's just a normal door." When the child looked up at him, he smiled again. "Like your bedroom door; you just swing it open!"
"…I don't get it."
Yugi made a shoving motion with his hand. "Just push it open!"
The child blinked at him. "Oh, okay." Then, he backed up and tried to 'activate' the door again. "It's not opening!"
"You have to push it," Yugi repeated in frustration. "You know, like when you came in? It didn't just swing open then!"
"…Oh, yeah!" The child shoved the door open and exited the shop.
The smaller teen let out a frustrated huff and turned back to his friend, unable to help a chuckle when he saw the blond's mouth hanging open because of what he'd just seen. "Well?"
"How the fuck does he even remember to breathe?" Joey exclaimed, face twisting in disgust. "And that is the future of our country. I might as well hang myself now."