Miss Ma'am
Yugi smiled at the woman purchasing some games sweetly. "Will this be all for you, ma'am?"
The customer scowled. "Ma'am? Ma'am? Do I look old enough to be a ma'am!"
"Uh…" He recoiled slightly. "Sorry, miss."
"'Miss?' That's even worse! You're making me sound like an old maid! I'm still young and beautiful!" She turned a glare on Joey. "And you! Bag boy! I want two separate bags for these!"
Joey smiled and used his hand to mime shooting a gun as he winked at her. "You got it, babe."
The woman blushed and took her receipt from the other boy. "Uh, I… O-okay."
The blond grinned and handed her the two bags. "Have a nice day!"
"Th-thank you very much!"
Yugi watched her leave, blinking slowly, then turned to look up at his friend. "…Dude."
"Whaaat?" Joey whined. "You're lookin' at me like I did somethin' wrong!"
"…Dude."
"Well she wasn't hideous!" he exclaimed in embarrassment, then huffed and stalked into the backroom. "I'm checkin' stock!"
"Seriously?" Yugi called after him. "Did that really just happen?"
"Shut up and leave me alone!"
Yugi stared at the door the blond had disappeared behind for quite some time.