AN: This also popped into my head.
kyuubi watched as the blond ape was staring at the little ape in him arms as they stood on top of the fake pet.
Seeing the big ape distracted, he charged but missed as the fake pet leaped to the side. Growling kyuubi surveyed the battle field and realized that while he didn't hit him, in their moment of distraction they had made a mistake in where they dodged to.
An excited growl escaped kyuubi when it realized that even if the ape dodged again it's den would be undefended.
Looking closer he saw that the blond ape had been joined by a silver ape with spiky fur causing the blond ape to be distracted yet again. Sezing this chance of distraction on the preys part, kyuubi charged once again. As the blond ape raised the little ape up something strange happened.
The silver ape jumped off the fake pet at and floated in the middle of the two giants. Kyuubi watched as the silver ape straightened himself out, still floating in mid air and brought its elbows to its sides. Suddenly the silver ape gave a primal roar that was deafening as a powerful silver aura seemed to burst forth from his body that dwarfed the kyuubi's own.
Stopping his charge as the now pure metallic eye seemed to lock onto his own, the spiky silver haired creature gave another roar as the kyuubi and the yellow haired ape gaped at him.
Suddenly the kyuubi looked around as the silver one seemed to disappear.
Suddenly kyuubi heard a whispered voice... "You should never let an enemy get behind you..."
Its eyes widened but it was to late the powerful silver being shouted its attack.
"ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!"
The flying, glowing, rage filled figure of kakashi shoved his index and middle fingers shaped as the tiger seal into the great nine tailed kyuubi's rectum.
Nothing happened for half a second, time seeming to stop, before the great fox was launched into the sky riding on a giant beam of silver power wider then Konohagakure.
As the foxes form was disintegrated by the raw power starting from inside its ass, it knew that this was the most horrific and embarrassing way to die.
Seeing his job done the aura around kakashi disappeared as he landed in one of the paw prints left by the kyuubi.
Tears streaking from his visible eye, kakashi gingerly bent down in the giant foot print left by the kyuubi and gingerly picked up a nearly completly destroyed book. He cursed the fact that he had baught a substandard vest with substandered pockets.
Miinato, his child, and everyone else watched frozen as there heads slowly followed kakashi as he walked away, head bowed and gently sobbing as he cradled the form of his destroyed icha icha paradise book.