Sorry for taking so long!
S.A. still doesn't belong to me. :)
Kei Pov
Perfect, my father thinks I'm a woman. This is ridiculous! How could he even think I would get taken advantage of by a woman?
"Uh… Takishima, have all your family members been in some radioactive accident in which they are shrunken?" I whirled around to face her; I felt my lips crack into a smirk.
My goodness, am I surrounded by crazy people? "No, Hikari, but I am aware that my father is a bit eccentric and you may have been related to my father in a past life because it seems to me that you are a bit…how should I word it…nuts?"
Her onyx eyes sharpened and her cheeks turned a lovely shade of red. She crouched into a pouncing position and angled her slender body towards me; ready to attack. Her mouth opened a crack, no doubt getting ready to let a scream profanities escape through her precious lips.
My thoughts of admiration were cut off by the annoying little man next to me. "Watch out Kei! I think she's getting her seduction ready! Look at her stance! She's going to blow and let it loose on you!"
I wouldn't make a single move to stop her. But, of course, I would never give up an opportunity to tease her a bit.
"Father, would you please stop acting like a circus clown and open your eyes. Hikari has zero appeal; I mean who would settle for second place?" I awaited the impending eruption that would take place from the beautiful creature to my side.
"TAKISHIMA! DON'T CALL ME SECOND PLACE! WE'LL SEE WHO CAN SEDUCE WHO! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A MATCH! A battle to see who the better seducer is! If you lose I get to take the title of first place and get to be YOUR boss for a week!" She had the cute little smirk plastered on her pink lips.
I could tell she was about to continue our little bet, so I cut her off, "WHEN I win we keep our titles as of now, but you have to sleep here, in this house, for a week, as my personal maid. Can you handle it, Nii-san?"
The determination burned in her eyes as she grasped my hand and shook it. The feeling was like nothing else. The warmth of her hand shivered throughout my entire body, when she pulled away the cold claimed me again.
"Chotto matte! Matte! Hikari, I think you should sign this contract I have written up for this bet." I saw his evil grin and gleam in his tiny, little eyes as he made a stack of papers appear almost magically from his underwear.
"What is that? And how did you keep it in your underwear without anyone noticing? That's amazing!" She was so enthused by my father's antics, she just blindly signed it.
I snatched the germ infested papers from her and caught sight of the heading: Marriage License. I felt my eyes strain against my eyelids.
"Hikari! How could you just sign this without reading it?"
How could she be so naïve?
"Why? What is it? Didn't your father say it was just a contract for the bet?" She looked up at me with her infuriating innocence.
"It is a marriage license. Do you want to marry me?"
Her eyes bulged comically and she spluttered, "N-no! W-what do we d-do? I-I can't get married to you!"
I stopped her crazy talk by relieving her, "Don't worry, I have not signed it. Goodness, way to be alert, Nii-san."
"Uh uh uhhh! You did sign it Kei." My annoying father piped up with his nonsense.
"What are you going on about now? I obviously haven't touched this abomination." This little man was really starting to bunch my briefs.
"I had you sign this when you were three, Kei. Just in case for a situation like this; so now if you're pregnant, Hikari will have to take responsibility." I wanted to punch that stupid grin off my father's lips.
My hand made contact with my aching forehead. Why was I plagued with such an imbecile as a father?
"Once again, Father. I AM NOT A WOMAN! I in no way can get pregnant. Do you understand that you have forced this poor girl into a stupid marriage that will take forever to get annulled or might never be because of the strictness of our government?"
After my scolding and ranting, my father jutted out his bottom lip and made his eyes glisten with unshed tears. "I-I'm s-sorry KEI! WAAAHHHH!"
"Takishima, how could you make your father cry? You should be ashamed of yourself, you mean dictator!" She reprimanded me as she held my father.
Crack. Oops I think that was my piece of mind there.
"Oho? Do I seem like a dictator?" I stalked over to her slowly, encasing myself with a dark aura. When I stopped in front of her; I put a finger under her delicate chin and kissed her. I felt her still in contact and when I pulled away I smirked and said, "Just wait until you're my maid and, as of now, my wife, Nii-san."
I turned smoothly around and headed toward my kitchen. All this teasing has built my appetite.
"YOU WON'T BE CALLING ME NII-SAN FOR LONG, TAKISHIMA!" I heard the front door shut, assuming that she left; I peeked around the corner to make sure.
There popped out that annoyingly boyish face, "Kei! Are you still mad at Daddy? I'm sorry- Oh! I just received a call! Gotta get to work, Kei! Take care of Sui! Bye bye! Daddy loves you!"
One day I will push him in front of a truck.
I sighed and turned to the refrigerator but I heard my name whispered, "Uhhh…Takishima?"
"Is there something you would like to discuss, Hikari?" She looked like she was trying to take cover behind the trash bin.
"Uhmm…well…you see…I…uhh…don't know how to get home and its kind of late…so…uhh…"
Her cute, little rambling made me want to tease her even more, "Are you having trouble with your incapability to speak? Are you having a seizure? Do you need a doctor, Nii-san?"
As she halted her gibberish, her face turned a soft red, "Why you!-I mean, do you mind taking me home, Takishima?"
"Hmmm… I can escort you home-"I was interrupted by what sounded like a dozen frogs suffocating in her stomach, "But, we must get you something to eat. I wouldn't want to join those dying reptiles you keep in there."
I let a chuckle escape my lips as her soft cheeks turned another shade of red. "That's ok, Takishima. I can just eat the leftover food in my fridge when I get home…"
Would she ever just let me do something for her?
"That is unhealthy, Hikari, you must eat decent meals all day. What if you were to get sick?"
"Are you saying I'm weak, Takishima? I'll have you know I carried fifteen old ladies across a street at the same time!"
My goodness, how does she get into these situations?
"I am in no way calling you weak; you are one of the strongest people I know."
I watched as her facial features softened and her lips curled into the most beautiful smile I have ever seen, but it soon disappeared. "Ha! I'm not that easy to seduce, Takishima! Just you wait! After I do some research, I will have you begging me to hold your hand!"
"Oho? When I'm done with you, you won't want to just hold my hand." I said as I brought her hand to my lips.
"YOU PERVERT! DON'T TOUCH ME!"She spazzed away from me and tripped backwards into the trash can. Trash flew in all directions and spread out in a pile under her.
I chuckled inwardly and pulled her up. She looked down at her clothes and assessed its filth, and then she looked up at me with an evil glint in her clear, beautiful eyes. She opened her arms and walked toward me.
"Don't you dare, Hikari. I just cleaned myself." I said with as much authority and I could muster up, which wasn't a lot for some reason. I was backed into the wall and trapped.
She lunged toward me with her filthy hug, but once her arms were around me, I couldn't find the will to push her off.
She noticed that I wasn't struggling and pulled away a little; she looked up at me with questions filling her onyx eyes.
I cleared my throat and reluctantly let her go, "Let's just prepare some dinner now."
When she looked around the kitchen, her face lit up like a 2000 watt Santa on Christmas. She raced around looking in the fridge and all the pantries, bringing out food and everything she needed. I took my place leaning against the wall, fully enjoying the happiness that emitted from her and she flitted through the kitchen.
It seemed like she had it all covered, so I decided to change again and check on Sui. "Sui, Hikari is almost done making dinner, let's get the table set."
"Ew, that cavewoman is making food? Will it be edible?" He grumbled nonstop until we entered the dining room.
What we saw flooding the table and scattered on the floor stunned us. There were no words to ask about what we were looking at.
"Does it look good you guys? I hope you like it! Come sit!" Hikari chirped as she grabbed our hands and drug us to our seats.
"Uh…Hikari? What is-"I couldn't think of the right question to ask. What could have possibly been going through her mind as she made all this.
"Is there something wrong? You can't eat it? You don't like it?" Her smile broke into a frown.
"No, no. It's just that-"Damn it. Why couldn't I think right now? "Uh… it looks…uhh…delicious…let's eat then."
Her smile replaced her frown and she said, "Yeah! Itadakimasu! Eat lots you guys!"
Sui finally snapped out of his stunned daze and exclaimed, "How are we supposed to eat all these rice balls?"