~Sweet Deception~

By: Aerys Krystie.

The school was buzzing with life as parents arrived for the parent/teacher night. Tsuki hadn't been able to sleep. His father had sounded delighted about meeting with his teachers and Tsuki had crushed his phone. The demon was going to kill the Headmaster. He was going to make his death long and painful. He had no idea how his father was going to appear but if he knew the fallen angel correctly, it was going to be flashy and a show of power.

The Night Class students were beginning to rouse from their slumber. Kaname had been awake for the last hour. He could sense Tsuki's nervousness and the subtle hint of anger and bedlam. Stepping out of his room, the pureblood saw the demon go back into his. The others were up and showers were turned on, all wanting to look their best for their parents' critical eyes. Especially if any of them were in fact failing a class.

Half an hour later, which was a record for some of the vampires, Kaname's inner circle was waiting in the lounge area of the dorm. Kaname scanned them and saw that Tsuki was still in his room and was curious as to what time his father would be arriving. If anything, it would be interesting to see how the Council members dealt with the devil being in their presence.

The doors to the dorm opened and the vampires went to greet their respective guardians. Kaname glanced at the stairs and saw that Tsuki decided to come out. His entire being had changed. His short white hair was replaced with should-length black hair. His red eyes were green and he wore a white Jack Skellington shirt, with black skinny jeans. Red and black and white and black checkered belts hung around his hips. When Kaname saw him, the only thing he could think was 'emo cave'.

"That's why my father sent me, Kaname," Tsuki said as he joined the others, glancing at the others dully. "What's up?"

Takuma's grandfather stepped up to the demon and looked him over. "You're not a vampire and you're not a human. You stink of evil, so that must make you a demon. A pureblood one at that. I am –"

"I don't get acquainted with those who will soon be dead."

A hush fell over the group and everyone waited for Ichijou's reaction to the curt demon that had pretty much just threatened his life. The older vampire smiled, cold and hard. "Have you ever considered working for the Council? We could use someone like you."

"Get a grave," Tsuki hissed, narrowing his false eyes. "If you think I would ever work for someone like you, you have got a lot to learn about demons. We're independents, except those that are on the Council of Six. My father, who happens to be head of said council, will not be pleased that you tried to recruit me."

A tense silence fell over the vampires and the Council members exchanged looks with each other. So they know who the head of the Council of Six is. Who said the devil didn't like politics? Kaname waited to see what their reactions would be. They didn't get the chance to say or do anything as the earth began to quake, a circular crack in the floor of the dorm appeared. Tsuki sighed and stepped back, as did everyone else. A hole appeared and a voice was getting louder, as though the person was walking up stairs.

"By the way," Kaname whispered to Tsuki, "why did you change your appearance?"

"This is the image I had the last time he saw me. My father doesn't like change, in case you hadn't noticed." Tsuki was referring to the war in heaven and figured Kaname got that, as the pureblood nodded.

"I don't want it shiny," the man said into a cell phone as he came into view. "That's the last time I let you watch a movie about so-called vampires. Watch Hellsing. Alucard is a real vampire. Of course it was an international sensation. She sold her soul to me so it would be." He hung up and looked around at the people that were staring at him. "Good evening." The hole in the earth closed up.

Tsuki stepped forward. "Can I introduce you to the bastard that spawned me. This is Lucifer Fallen-Angel. Otherwise known as Old Nick, the devil, Satan, Beelzebub, Josef Nazareth and on Thursdays, he can be found at the bar in town under the name 'Sandra'."

"Your father is the devil?" Kaname's inner circle chimed, even Senri couldn't stop himself from blurting that out.

"And you thought your parents were famous," Lucifer said arrogantly, which earned him a groan from his son. "Hi, Tsu-chan!" He ran over to his son, ready to hug the boy, who stepped to the side and tripped the man. "Aww, Tsu-chan!"

"Yeah, I know. It explains a lot with me, doesn't it? Now, Satan, these are very important vampires. There are also humans here and for the love of all that is evil, do not take anyone's soul! And stop calling me that!"

"Oh, Tsu-chan! Call me 'daddy'!"

Kaname raised an eyebrow and smirked as Lucifer mingled with the other vampires. He might have been taken to hell before but he never had the pleasure of meeting the ruler. It was obvious why Tsuki wanted to keep it a secret that his father was the devil. Tsuki looked as though he wanted to die and Kaname decided that night was going to be very interesting, indeed.

"So what classes are you failing, my adorable, emo son?" Lucifer took a seat on one of the sofas.

"Ethics."

"I thought I taught you better than that!"

"You did. Why do you think I'm failing? Plus, I swear Yagari-sensei is out to get me. I don't think he enjoyed being propositioned." Tsuki glanced at Kaname. "Shut the hell up, Kaname!"

Kaname's smirk stayed in place. "I didn't say anything nor was I was thinking anything."

"That's the point. I know you're looking for something to hold against me." Kaname chuckled and Tsuki turned his raging eyes to father. "And you! You're meant to be the devil, so start acting like it!"

Rivers of tears fell from Lucifer's eyes. "You're so mean to your father, Tsu-chan! Why don't you love me as much as I love you?"

"Asshole!" Tsuki growled and stormed out of the dorm. Having a famous father sucked eggs.

"Are you really the devil?" Hanabusa asked, not hiding the fact that he didn't believe it.

"My human form is nothing like what you people thought it would be, is it? I don't have red skin, horns and a pointed tail." With his son gone, Lucifer's face changed. He got more serious and turned his eyes to Takuma's grandfather. "I don't appreciate it when a vampire tries to recruit my son. Do something that foolish again and you will be sleeping beside Jimmy Hoffa."

The vampire nodded and Kaname's smirk got wider. What kind of an idiot would try to do something like that twice, especially after that sort of a threat? Kaname wouldn't put it past some of the members of the Council, though. If they wanted a demon, they would probably summon one and find a way to control it. Of course, there wouldn't be a demon nearly as powerful as Tsuki.

"Well, I believe that's all the guardians of the Night Class students. Shall we get going?" Kaname stepped over to the doors.

The vampires and the devil nodded, getting to their feet. Lucifer stepped out first. "Tsu-chan! Yoo-hoo! Tsu-chan!"

Tsuki glared over his shoulder. He hated that nickname. "What do you want, you wastrel wanker?"

Lucifer ran over to his son and hugged him tightly. He stepped back when there were crackles of electricity that were fired at him. "Tsu-chan! Is that anyway to treat your father in front of your friends?"

Tsuki bristled but turned on his heel and walked away from the moron that was meant to be Satan. Akatsuki and Hanabusa raised an eyebrow. Hanabusa might act like a spoilt brat but he would never be so outright disrespectful to his parents. It seemed that Tsuki really didn't like the man that was his father. There had to be some perks to being the devil's son, right?

Hanabusa tensed when he saw dark blue eyes on him. There was a sly smile on Satan's lips. "I don't think its your place to worry about something like, Idol."

Hanabusa nodded, not even thinking of saying something impolite to the man that ran hell; if that was true. It was still hard to believe that that man was the ruler of the pit. On the other hand, it wasn't completely impossible to believe. Parents were different around their families, so maybe that's why it was hard to see that Lucifer as the devil, when he was acting like a twit. Wasn't it obvious that Tsuki had no affection for the man?

Akatsuki glanced at his cousin. "I wouldn't worry about it, Hanabusa. It doesn't concern us and the less we're involved with demons, I think the better it will be for us."

"It's just a strange thing to witness," the boy genius said. "And kind of upsetting to see someone as powerful as the devil reduced to begging his child for some attention. Isn't it usually the other way around? I'm just a little curious, that's all."

"I don't think that's a good thing to be around the devil, Hanabusa."

Kaname smiled to himself as he overheard discussions revolving around Tsuki and his family. You might not have wanted anyone to know but I guess you can't keep it hidden now. Chairman Cross is going to have fun with this. Kaname raised an eyebrow when Tsuki threatened his father with death and shook his head. There were a lot of issues in that family. It seemed Tsuki had a brother complex and his father had a son complex. There were a lot of complexes in that family. It got Kaname curious about what the mother was like.

"No means no, you deceitful dick!"

Kaname kept in a sigh. It was a different sort of anger that Tsuki expressed with his father than the full blown rage he showed with his bro…Taiyou. Kaname glanced at the sky as storm clouds appeared out of nowhere but disappeared just as quickly. Tsuki had to get over it sooner or later and the sooner the better. If the demon continued to get that upset every time Taiyou was referred to as a family member it could cause a lot of natural disasters around the world.

It was also strange that Tsuki had taken on another family's name. Of course, it was to be expected, considering his father didn't have a proper last name. Kaname glanced at the demon and his father. Tsuki was glaring death at the devil, who was crying and rubbing the top of his head, where a comical bump was showing. Kaname raised an eyebrow but didn't ask and continued on to the school building to keep an eye on things and make sure nothing escalated.

Kaname stood to the side as parents and their children entered the building, Lucifer and Tsuki bringing up the rear, still arguing. The vampire glanced to his side when the Chairman appeared, Yuuki and Zero with the man. Kaname knew why Kaien was there; he was curious to meet Tsuki's father and find out who the man was. Both of them continued on, ignoring everyone and everything around them.

"Shut up, you malignant moron!"

"Tsu-chan!" Lucifer wailed. "Stop being so mean to your daddy!"

"Would you please stop telling people that we're actually related!"

Yuuki blinked as she took in Tsuki's appearance. It was obvious that his hair wasn't a wig and she wondered why he bothered with such trivial things like wigs and contacts if he could easily change the way he looked. He looked a lot skinnier, too. Seeing him angry was a little scary, though. The hateful expression looked out of place on his handsome features. The man the demon was with was scarier, still, though. Did the Headmaster have a brother no-one knew about?

The man that was with Tsuki stopped looking so childish and gazed at her with eyes that weren't humanly possible. They were such a deep and clear shade of blue and when he was serious, he was beautiful. Almost like an angel. Tsuki groaned and drew a hand over his face, being sure not to smear his eyeliner. Yuuki blinked, trying to understand what was with his reaction, when the man stepped up to her and took her hand, kissing it.

"It is a pleasure to meet you, Miss Prefect. My son is quite –"

"I know you're the devil but I am you son! You're not meant to fuck me around!" Tsuki hissed, his eyes narrowing dangerously.

"The devil?" Yuuki squeaked and jumped back. "Your father is the devil?"

"I called it. Yuuki, you lost the bet and the game." Zero couldn't keep the smirk from his face. "I have to admit, I wasn't expecting something so…girly to be the ruler of hell. But it explains where Kurenai got his feminine looks from."

Tsuki raised an eyebrow slightly and Zero barely dodged the random tree branch that fell from nowhere. Lucifer chuckled. "And you, Level D, ex-human, Vampire Hunter of world class potential, would do well not to annoy my son. There is a lot I could reveal about you that you would not be happy with."

"I honestly had no idea that Tsuki-kun was your child," Kaien said. "Josef Nazareth is a new alias for you, I assume."

"You know him?" Yuuki and Zero asked in astonishment.

"Of course I do. There aren't many people that don't know Lucifer." Kaien grinned at his children. "And now you do as well, my beautiful children."

"I am not your child! Stop saying that I am!" Zero glared at the Headmaster.

"Oh, Zerorin, there's no need to be like that!"

"Stop calling me that!"

Lucifer turned to his son. "He sounds a lot like you, Tsu-chan."

Tsuki punched his father, who fell to the floor, looking up at the demon with big, teary eyes. "Only he hasn't got the balls to poison his father's food, Satan."

"Call me daddy!"

Yuuki blinked. That was all too familiar. She glanced between Lucifer and the Headmaster several times. They had to be related in some way. They were just too alike for them to only be mere acquaintances. Her eyes widened when Kaien and Lucifer held hands, crying to each other about how their sons were so cruel to them. That was seriously the ruler of hell?

"Zerorin is the same!" Kaien declared.

"And getting him home for a Sunday dinner? I've got a better chance of taking over heaven!"

Tsuki and Zero both twitched. Kaname smirked. That was turning out a lot better than he thought it would. Was it any wonder that Tsuki would prefer to stay on earth than to return home? No, it wasn't but Kaname was enjoying the show too much. Though, it was a little unnerving with how similar the two men were. The way they connected was creepy at best.

"You're pathetic," Tsuki and Zero muttered to their guardians as they continued to cry over the things their sons never did for them.

Kaien and Lucifer broke apart, both going serious. "Sorry about that, my adorable, emo son. Would you like to take me to meet the teacher of the class you're failing?" Lucifer smiled down at his child.

"Stop announcing that we're related!"

"Tsu-chan, you should be proud of your blood relation to me! Do you know how many people are willing to sell their souls to be my child?" Lucifer turned his eyes to Kaien. "How does this school survive with two emos? You must have someone watching over you." He smirked at Kaname before stepping into the school building.

"Your father is kind of an asshole, Kurenai," Zero said as he stared at the open door.

"No shit. Why do you think I didn't want him here?" Tsuki followed his father, thinking about how sad it is that there are people who are willing to sell their souls to be the child of the devil and he was trying to find a demon with the balls to take his soul so he wouldn't be the son of the devil. Life sucked.

Kaname walked beside the devil. "You don't have the scent of sulfur. May I ask what your secret is?"

Lucifer smirked. "L'Oréal – because I'm worth it."

Tsuki rolled his eyes, grateful that his father only had to meet one of his teachers. The prick could return to hell after that but Tsuki got the feeling he would hang around. They got to the classroom and Tsuki went inside, looking for Yagari. He found the man, who was talking to another father. The man knew how to be civil when he had to be, at least.

Lucifer entered the room and looked around. The décor wasn't anything worth taking too much notice of, in his eyes. He did notice the way the vampires straightened at his presence. That was something he could get used to. He grinned down at his son, who growled. "What's the matter, Tsu-chan? I'm allowed to be arrogant."

"No, you're not!" Tsuki took hold of his father's ear and dragged him over to a chair, forcing him to sit down. "Just, stay."

Lucifer pouted and hunched his shoulders as his son walked off. He glanced at one of the elder vampires, his eyes flashing. He smirked when the vampire he focused on began to dance the funky chicken. He snapped his fingers and music played from nowhere. Kaname stared at the devil. What was he doing? Lucifer grinned over at the pureblood vampire.

"Kaname, it isn't often I come up to earth. I do enjoy myself when I'm here, though."

"Satan!" Tsuki yelled. "Stop it, you ridiculous retard! I told you not to fuck with them."

Yagari raised his visible eyebrow. "That does explain a lot with you, Kurenai. You're the only student to be failing ethics so spectacularly."

"But, Tsu-chan!"

"No! Stop it now!"

Lucifer sighed dramatically and looked out the window. He broke the control he had on the vampire, who glared at him. The rock music that was playing continued, though. That school needed something like that, anyway. What could Tsuki possibly find to do around that dismal part of the earth? Why was he letting his son be there? Oh, that's right. Whatever Tsuki wanted, Tsuki got. Lucifer had thought about enforcing some rules but they never stuck.

Yagari went over to the devil. "Are you by any chance related to the Chairman?"

Lucifer blinked and looked up. He got to his feet, smirking. "No. I met him once, though, while I was looking for my son. Some of my traits might have worn off on him during our time together."

"Fuck me…Shut up, Satan."

"Call me daddy!"

Yagari smirked. "Since you already know that your child –"

"Don't say that again, Yagari-sensei."

"Since you already know that Kurenai is failing this class, most likely thanks to your influence, I don't think there is anything else we need to discuss."

Lucifer went serious again, an air of professionalism around him. "Tsuki says he thinks you might be out to get him, because you were propositioned by him. I was just wondering if that was true. And please, be sure not to lie to me."

"I'm also a professional in what I do, Mr. Devil." Yagari gave a wry smile. "I'm not that petty that I would fail a student because of something they mentioned the first time they ever met me."

"You started it!" Tsuki declared and blinked. It had been centuries since he last sounded that childish or even acted that way. With a groan, the demon walked out of the room.

Once outside of the school, Tsuki sat down, out of the way of the door, in case his father decided to do something that would cause an evacuation. That was the main reason why Tsuki didn't want his father showing up for the parent/teacher conference. He always acted even more childish and it was something that annoyed him. He was old enough to not act like that.

"Hi, Tsuki-senpai!"

Tsuki looked up at Yuuki. She honestly had no idea how lucky she was to be orphaned and have her memories locked away. He lowered his eyes and Yuuki sat beside him, sighing happily as she gazed up at the night sky. He knew why she was there and he didn't really need any comfort. She turned her huge eyes to him and watched him with concern.

"Is everything okay? It didn't seem like you and your father got along very well. Does it have something to do with that boy that showed up two weeks ago?"

Tsuki glanced at Yuuki then smiled. "Something like that. Don't get yourself involved, Yuuki. You've got enough to worry about with Zero." H lowered his eyes to his hands and began chipping away the black enamel that covered his nails. "He needs you more than I do, Yuuki. Your kindness is what calms him down."

Yuuki turned her eyes back to the night sky. "I know. But he's so in love with Kaname-senpai." From her peripheral vision, she saw Tsuki's head snap to stare at her. "Yeah, I noticed it. Its been going on for a while. He's just too stupid to realize what he's feeling and has mistaken it for hate."

Tsuki blinked. For someone as slow on the uptake as she was, Yuuki was incredibly insightful about the problem between Kaname and Zero. "That's impressive, Yuuki."

Yuuki looked at Tsuki and grinned. "I might not be academically smart but I know what its like to be in love with someone. I also know the torturous look of defeat. Zero doesn't think he stands a chance with someone like Kaname-senpai. But…" She opened her eyes and gazed at Tsuki. "…if we work together, I'm sure we'll be able to help them. That's why you talked me out of the deal, isn't it?"

"It would have played on your conscience, Yuuki. It would have eaten you up inside and you never would've been fully happy, even if Kaname did love you. You knew it was wrong, which was why I didn't have to convince you much." Tsuki smiled slightly and sighed, getting to his feet when there was a crash inside the school and Zero's yelling. Tsuki didn't even know the male prefect was in there. "Zero really needs to jerk off."

Yuuki blinked. "Huh? What's that?"

"Something that will make him feel better. It'd really help him." Tsuki walked back into the building and found Zero yelling at a vampire, thankful that it wasn't his father. He went into the classroom and saw that the bastard that had spawned him was conversing with some vampires. "Satan!" Tsuki shouted. He was able to read what their lips were saying. "While at the school, you will not make any deals!"

"Zero, put that down," Kaname ordered calmly from the hallway.

"Zerorin!" Kaien called. "Zero, put Bloody Rose away."

"Satan, stop it! They're not worth anything, even you can see that."

"Tsu-chan! They asked."

Tsuki stepped over to his father and whispered something in his ear. The devil nodded. Lucifer was no-one's fool and he knew exactly what was going on. He glanced at the old vampire that was Takuma's grandfather. The man looked away and continued to converse with those that were around him. Tsuki smirked when the rock music changed to a familiar tune of Right Said Fred's 'Too Sexy'.

Tsuki stepped out of the room and watched as Kaname and Kaien tried to get Zero to relax. There was a shout of surprise from the classroom and Kaien went to investigate, as Yuuki came into the building. She ran up to Zero and tried to coax him to lower the gun, which was still pointed as some random vampire that was probably someone's father. With her calming aura, Zero eventually did as he was told and Yuuki quickly apologized to the vampire, who nodded at her with a glare directed at Zero.

With the vampire gone, Yuuki turned her eyes to Zero. "I was told something, Zero! You need to jerk off!"

Tsuki flinched and tried to look innocent. Zero's face actually turned red from embarrassment and Kaname, well, he was trying not to laugh out loud. Zero gritted his teeth when he noticed Kaname's reaction. Yuuki glanced between the three males, confused. Tsuki had said it would help Zero, right? So what was with their reactions?

"Did I say something wrong?" she inquired.

"No, Miss Prefect. I don't think Kaname was expecting you have picked up on the fact and I think Zero is embarrassed that you did pick up on the fact," Tsuki explained, his eyes twinkling mischievously.

"If it'll help him, why is he embarrassed by it? What is it?"

The laughter left Kaname and Zero's face returned to its normal shade. "Well, Yuuki…It's…" Kaname, with all his valor and knowledge, was at a loss of how to explain that one to the girl.

"Its what? Tsuki said it would help him."

Well, that explained everything. Kaname and Zero turned their eyes to the demon. And while they never agreed on anything, that was the only thing they ever would. "You started this, so you can end it," they said, Kaname pushing the demon forward.

"Masturbation," Tsuki said without reserve.

Yuuki blinked. "Is that what that is? Pfft, everyone knows Zero needs to do that!" She huffed and turned, going to patrol the area, leaving the three males to stare after her.

They were brought out of their stupor when there was a scream from the classroom. The three of them ran to the room and stopped dead. Takuma's grandfather was dancing to the song and strutting around the room. He didn't show it, but Kaname was smirking on the inside. However, their mirth was cut short when they saw what had caused the scream. The Headmaster was joining in on the dancing. Zero turned and left before Kaien could say anything to him.

Tsuki blinked, staring at Kaien. He lived in hell. He had tortured souls with methods that not even the Romans or Egyptians had thought of. He had seen wars and battles and fought in most of them. But all of that could not prepare him for the Headmaster's dancing. There were just some things that a child shouldn't be forced to witness.

"Is that an epileptic emu having a fit?" Tsuki asked Kaname, not taking his eyes off the Headmaster.

"If only…" Kaname suppressed a shudder and glanced at Lucifer, who was sitting back and enjoying the show. "Is your father responsible for this?"

"He's responsible for the asshole vampire that tried to recruit me. As for the Headmaster…I think even god has given up on him." Tsuki smirked as the music came to a halt, with the sound of a record needle being removed. "That got his attention."

Lucifer appeared in front of his son and slapped him. "You know better than that, Damien. I have spoken with your teacher. Try to do better. I do not wish to come back." He turned to the Chairman, who had thankfully stopped dancing. "It was good to see you again, Kaien. Take care."

Lucifer stepped past his son without another glance and left the school building. He hadn't exactly wanted to leave on bad terms with his child but when that brat mentions that word…Lucifer stopped and looked over at the female prefect that was staring up at the night sky. She really did have an odd fascination with it that evening and it was something that the devil didn't want to talk about.

"Oh! Mr. Devil!" Yuuki bowed. "Did you have a good time?"

Lucifer loosened his tie and nodded. "Yes, thank you, Miss Prefect." He smiled at the girl and walked on.

"Um…" Lucifer paused and looked over his shoulder. Yuuki lowered her eyes. "I was just wondering…"

Lucifer smirked. "I know everything about you, Yuuki Cross," he said, pronouncing her last name the way her friends did. "I know your fears, desires and your past. All your hopes and dreams. You can't lie to the devil and you can't lie to yourself, like Zero keeps doing."

"So…you know that I was the one who summoned your son in order to make Zero happy?" Yuuki watched the man.

"Of course I know, even though you had no idea what you were doing. I know everything that happens when it comes to my son. He's the only one I have left, since his bro – Get over it, Tsu-chan! – ther decided to go rogue." Lucifer turned to the girl, understanding why his son didn't want to make a deal with her. "By the way, the person that handed you that book that you read the summoning incantation from was one of the Fates. They like to meddle from time to time."

"Well, at least someone knows how I summoned a demon!" Yuuki grinned but lost it as she thought about it. "Whose fate were they trying to meddle with: mine or Zero's?"

Lucifer chuckled. "I'm not allowed to say. Yes, I know, I'm the devil but you also forget, I'm the root of all evil. I screw with people for a living. I make deals with people and then screw them around. I'm an absolute, fucking asshole. That's why I cherish Tsuki so much. He's one of very few demons with a conscience and he knows which souls are better off in hell and which ones are better remaining with their bodies."

Yuuki nodded. It was obvious that Lucifer loved his son very much. It was upsetting to know that Tsuki wanted nothing to do with him, though. "I feel like I'm in debt to you, for some reason. So, if there's anything I can ever do for you, please, let me know!"

Lucifer raised an eyebrow. "There's only one thing I want from you, Miss Prefect." He stepped up to her and whispered in her left ear, like a true devil. "Maybe two," he confirmed after he finished whispering. "Could you please get him to come home for a couple of Sunday night dinners? His mother wants to see him as well!"

Tsuki appeared and grabbed his father's ear, dragging him off. "You've got inventory to do, you sadistic slacker!"

Yuuki watched, her heart still pounding in her chest from the devil's words. One would think not to believe him but Yuuki was aware that everyone was different when it came to family. Lucifer might not come across as a good person but he always had the best intentions for his son; that she was certain of. And it was a little saddening that Tsuki never went home for a dinner and if they were the two things the devil wanted, she would do it.

"Tsu-chan, please be careful of the suit! It is Armani!" Lucifer complained from a distance and Yuuki giggled. There was affection in the way that Tsuki handled his father, even if the demon would never admit to it.

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End Chapter VIII.

Yeah, this chapter was a lot longer than I intended it to be! But when it came to Tsuki's family, I honestly couldn't help myself! I hope you all enjoyed it!

Now, to the best part of this chapter! :P

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