~Sweet Deception~

By: Aerys Krystie.

A/N: The REAL chapter twelve!

Zero stared at Kaname. It wasn't that he didn't believe the vampire but…he just didn't feel any different. Of course, there was no seething bloodlust in the back of his mind that was threatening to take him over. He felt normal again. In a moment of pure happiness, Zero threw his arms around Kaname's neck and hugged the vampire like there was no tomorrow. As far as Zero was concerned, the world could end tomorrow, as long as he died a human.

Kaname lowered his eyes and hugged Zero back, happy for the boy to be human again. At least if he were to be bitten again, it wouldn't be as bad. Kaname didn't know how it was possible, though. Tsuki hadn't said anything about making Zero a human. Kaname detached himself from Zero and stepped out of the shower, grabbing a towel. He wrapped it around his waist and stepped out of the bathroom.

If Zero was a human now, that pretty much thwarted all chances Kaname thought he had with the Hunter. No, Tsuki wouldn't have sunk to that level just to screw with him. On the other hand, Tsuki is a demon and was known for doing anything he could to get one up on someone. It just didn't seem like his handy work, though. It could've been the work of Mikhail, seeing as he was jealous of something for some reason. And Kaname wasn't going to not think about what it was that Mikhail was jealous of. There had to be a reason for the hateful looks the demon was sending him, no matter how off-topic that was.

"Kaname?"

Kaname blinked and looked up. "Yes, Zero?"

Zero walked up to Kaname and pushed him back onto the bed, straddling his waist. "Being human doesn't change the way I feel about you…unfortunately."

Kaname changed their positions, running a hand down Zero's bare chest while the other got tangled in the wet strands. Zero removed the towel that hid Kaname's body. A soft moan left Zero's mouth as one of Kaname's hands settled between his legs. The flesh hardened beneath the touch of the vampire and his hips bucked up into the hand. Kaname smiled and kissed Zero's tattoo.

Downstairs, a scream travelled up to the room. Kaname blinked and tried to ignore the commotion. He was not going to have someone or something stop him. Not even the devil was going to stop this from happening. Well, maybe the devil but no-one else. "Oh, geez! Aunt Calypso! Put your clothes back on!" And maybe Tsuki. But they could possibly be the only two.

Zero raised an eyebrow. Was it a good idea to be up in the demon's room while they left Yuuki down there, alone with that family? Kaname seemed to be ignoring it as he didn't falter with stroking Zero until he was painfully hard. Yuuki would be okay, Zero told himself. No-one would do anything to hurt her and she had Tsuki if things got out of hand.

Kaname knew that Zero was getting distracted by what was happening downstairs. Kaname jumped slightly when something was thrown at the bedroom door. He sat back. Trying to keep Zero in the mood with World War III going on downstairs was easy. Keeping him in the mood when it migrated upstairs was something entirely different.

"Get away from the door, Uncle Molly! I got a vampire and a human trying to have sex in there!" Kaname ignored the way that Tsuki made it sound like it was some sort of experiment he had going.

"Really? Can I take a peek?"

"Do you want to keep your eyes?" There were footsteps heading away from the door. "Good choice. Oh for the love of fuck! Where in the hell is Yuuki? Alice! What the hell, you little monsters! Give Uncle Lloyd his head back! You can play soccer with the Nerf ball! Lucian, if you light that fuse, the other end is going up your ass. Wise decision. Satan! Don't encourage them! What the hell? Get out of Aunt Calypso's clothing and get back into your own! Satan! Don't ignore me! That petticoat does not do a thing for your figure!"

Kaname sighed and got to his feet. "Did you want to go for a walk?"

Zero also stood and went to one of the closet doors, pulling on a pair of pants. "Fuck yeah!"

Kaname also dressed. "Is that a baby crying?"

"Damn it! Sienna! Your kid woke up!"

"If you weren't shouting she would've slept through the night!"

"Like it would make a fucking difference? By the time she's sixteen I'll have raised her more than you would have!"

Kaname and Zero exchanged looks and stepped out of the bedroom. They raised an eyebrow when Tsuki walked out of another one, holding the crying baby, patting her back and whispering gently to her. There was another baby crying somewhere and Tsuki sighed. "Aneesina! Get your tongue out of Annahlyza's throat and calm your brother down."

"Does incest run in the family often, Tsu-chan?" Kaname asked with a smirk.

"As often as it does in yours, Kuran. And what are you two, retarded? Go out the fucking window unless you want to get into a fist fight with Mikhail." Tsuki gently hushed the baby he was holding, who began cooing and giggling.

"A fist fight? Tsuki, I'm surprised you think so lowly of me." Kaname headed for the stairs and stopped when Tsuki took hold of his arm.

"You're in hell, Kaname. You're not as powerful down here as Mikhail is." Tsuki changed the shoulder that the baby's head was resting on. "Take my advice and go out the window. Where the gryphons gather should be a perfect spot for you two to do…stuff."

Kaname nodded. "Okay. Let's go, Zero." When the Hunter went into the room, Kaname faced Tsuki. "How is he able to still be in hell while he's a human, Tsuki?"

"Remember the most painful thing in your past, Kaname. When your parents were killed, knowing who did it and not being able to do anything about it just yet. Times that by three and you know what kind of physical and mental pain I'm going through right now."

Kaname's eyes widened a fraction. "You're keeping him alive by taking everything that should be happening to his body onto your own? And you call me retarded?"

"Hey, if you want to fuck a corpse, I'll be more than happy to put all that damage into Zero. If you don't, I suggest you fucking thank me and piss off before you turn into dust." The baby gurgled and Tsuki sighed. "Sienna! Where's Toisha's blood?"

Tsuki walked off and Kaname lowered his eyes. He shook his head and went into the bedroom, closing the door. He and Zero slipped out of the window and climbed down the tree that seemed to be in perfect position for an escape like that. Kaname wasn't going to complain about it, though. He did have more important things. Namely, rushing Zero's first time while trying to make it magical.

Where the hell do the gryphons gather? They walked through a dense forest and came to sudden stop. Of course that would be where the gryphons gather. A large clearing that looked as mysterious as a gryphon, even if they did have horrible tempers. Kaname looked at Zero, getting ready to apologize when the Hunter's mouth attached itself to Kaname's. Clothes were discarded quickly and Kaname didn't even know how it happened. As a human, Zero worked a lot quicker than usual. That or he was just too horny for any sort of romance to happen.

Kaname got his mouth free and stared down at Zero. "Are you sure about this? Once it happens, there's no getting your virginity back."

Zero blinked. "What the fuck? I'm a guy, you idiot! I don't say yes and mean no. Fuck me! How many girls have you been with? Don't answer that, I don't really want to know."

"Good. You'd be my first." Kaname smirked, accepting the punch that Zero threw at him. He took hold of the Hunter's wrists and tripped him. "Shall we continue?"

Zero went to retort but that turned into a moan as Kaname grounded their hips together. "Yeah… continue."

Zero looked up at Kaname. He was keeping himself together, still and when the Hunter thought about it, through the canopy of the trees, he could see the night sky and the bright stars. Kaname over him, staring down with his intense eyes, even though there was very little lust showing in them. It was exactly the way that Zero had been fantasizing for the last week. Tsuki had probably seen that picture in his mind and made it a reality. Zero was unsure if he wanted to hug the demon or kill it for going into his mind…again.

Kaname mentally cursed. In their hasty escape of the insane asylum known as Tsuki's family house, he had forgotten to get the lubricant and condoms. They could worry about practicing safe sex after the first time. Even if Kaname wouldn't mind having the lubricant. It would make this act a little easier. "Zero," Kaname whispered into a pale ear, feeling the Hunter shudder and a small moan leave his lips. "This might be quite painful."

"That's okay," Zero murmured with a nod. "There's just one thing I want from you, Kaname. We're never going to have a chance like this again…"

Kaname lent down and licked Zero's throat. "And what would that one thing be, Zero? Did you want me to lose myself, the way you do?"

"Yes."

"You're not as powerful down here." Who would've thought that a demon being in hell would lower their power? Kaname considered it. If he wasn't as powerful in hell as he was on earth then maybe there wouldn't be anything wrong with him losing all control. He hadn't received any warnings from Tsuki or Satan about keeping himself under control. Overhead, a gryphon flew past and Kaname decided it would probably be best to say yes to Zero, lose himself and get their asses back to the house before they both lost their heads due to the gryphons.

"As you wish, Zero." Kaname kissed Zero's tattoo again, raising an eyebrow slightly when it disappeared. It was going to take some time getting used to not seeing that on his neck. He worked his way to Zero's chest, enjoying the taste of the Hunter's skin and the way he writhed.

Kaname looked up when something was dropped. He looked at the box of condoms and the lubricant, along with a note. "You forgot these, dumbass." It didn't take a genius to figure out who had been the one to make them appear there. In his mind, Kaname smirked. Tsuki seemed to be the only mature being around that house and seemed to have the ability to take charge, even if it didn't seem like it. It must suck being home if he had to deal with that all the time.

A hand slipped between Zero's legs, grasping the organ and the Hunter moaned, running his hands through Kaname's hair. He bit his lip as Kaname nipped at his throat. It felt good, surprisingly and Zero put that down to it being done by Kaname. He wasn't going to think too much about it and had been having a conversation with Tsuki about how the night was going to play out during dinner. He gasped as Kaname gave him a rough jerk. What was taking him so long with the penetration, anyway?

Kaname reached for the lubricant. As he said, he could worry about practicing safe sex after their first time as he wanted to enjoy it all. Kaname popped the cap of the lubricant and glanced down at Zero. He really didn't want to rush it that badly and yet Zero looked as though he didn't care if it was rushed or not. He left Zero's erection alone so he could gel up his fingers, dropping the tube to the grass beside the Hunter. Without hesitation, Kaname slipped two slicked fingers into Zero's passage.

Zero tensed at the sudden intrusion but relaxed his body. Kaname smirked when Zero jerked and cried out as he struck that spot. He toyed with it until he was certain that Zero was going to pass out from the lack of blood to the brain. When he was sure of that, he added another finger and toyed with it a little more, simply because he could. Zero was pulling up clumps of grass with his fists and his body was straining for a release it was being denied of.

Zero left the earth alone and wrapped his arms around Kaname's shoulders, shuddering. "Don't fuck with me, Kaname," he whispered into the vampire's ear.

"That's half the fun of this, Zero." Kaname removed his fingers and he stared into lilac pools, watching the lust swirl in them. In the back of his mind, Kaname laughed. He was going to take Zero's virginity as a human and later as a vampire. He picked up the lubricant again and slicked his own erection, biting the inside of his lower lip. "Are you ready, Zero?"

When Zero nodded, Kaname captured the Hunter's lips in a passionate kiss as he entered the human. Zero's nails dug into the skin of his shoulders and Kaname held him still as he tried to wiggle away from it. Half way in and Kaname grew impatient. He did something he knew he shouldn't have but slammed the rest of himself into the entrance.

Zero broke the kiss and threw his head back. "Fuck!" he shouted and punched Kaname. "What the hell, Kaname? I thought we were going to take it slow so you wouldn't scare me off?"

Kaname tried to think of an excuse but nothing came to his mind. "My body has needs as well, Zero."

Zero narrowed his eyes. "When we've finished for the night, we're going to talk about this because I don't like it!"

Kaname nodded, only half hearing what Zero was complaining about. It was a bad habit that he had picked up over the years of knowing the Hunter, as cruel as that sounded. He was certain that after they were done Zero wasn't going to have any complaints and if he did it would probably be because they weren't on a comfortable bed, like Tsuki's was. Kaname would have to talk to the demon about getting one of those.

Zero winced slightly as Kaname began moving within him. He propped himself up on his elbows, trying to relieve some of the discomfort he was feeling in his lower back. He forgot about it as Kaname slid back in and gently prodded that spot. A hand gripped the vampire's shoulder and moved up his neck and into his hair. It wasn't going to as bad as Zero thought it would be and that was something that the Hunter was grateful for. He didn't want his first time to be a horrible memory. And he wasn't even sure why he thought that, considering he was with Kaname.

Zero opened his eyes as a gryphon screeched from somewhere close by. He forgot about it as Kaname's thrusts were getting faster, hitting the same spot again and again. Zero was seeing stars and through them he stared at the vampire's face. The mask of indifference was shed and Kaname's mouth was parted as he panted and his were alive with passion and lust. That image caused Zero to moan loudly. Well, the image and the pleasure that was pumping through every nerve in his body.

Zero smirked as Kaname dropped his head to his shoulder and smothered a moan in the skin. A scream of bliss left Zero's mouth as Kaname bit him. His hands got a tight grip on the pureblood's waist as Kaname pulled back and smirked down at him, mischief dancing through his raspberry eyes. Zero's heart thumped in his chest at the lustful, possessive intent in the vampire's eyes. It was terrifying and left him feeling completely and utterly vulnerable. And he loved it.

Zero's hands ran up Kaname's back and gripped his shoulders as the vampire's fingers threaded through his hair and ripped his head back, his fangs growing. Zero closed his eyes and waited for the painful entry. They shot open and he cried out in ecstasy as the vein in his neck was pierced. Kaname's thrusting got a little more violent and seemed to be trying his hardest to pound Zero into the earth beneath the Hunter. His hand gripped tighter as he moved his fangs around, getting more blood from the small wounds. Zero screamed Kaname's name as he released his seed onto their stomachs. His nails sunk into the pureblood's sweat slicked back and left four bloody lines as they were dragged down.

Kaname removed his fangs and licked the wound. He could feel the scratches on his back healing and without reservation; Zero sank his fangs into Kaname's neck, greedily drinking the crimson fluid that was being produced. Kaname groaned, cradling Zero's head as he came inside of the Hunter, enticing another moan from the silver haired boy. When Zero pulled away from his neck, Kaname held him close, his eyes fluttering shut as he enjoyed the comfort that Zero's body offered him.

Kaname opened his eyes when something else dropped beside them. It was a box of wet-wipes and another note. Should have used protection, moron. Kaname shook his head and slipped his deflated organ from Zero's behind and used one of the wipes to clean up the mess on their abdomens. Zero sat up and looked at the note, raising an eyebrow. Why the hell was the demon so hell-bent on them using protection? Zero was fairly certain that he wasn't going catch HIV from a vampire.

"Demons are fucked up," Zero muttered as he dropped the note and looked at Kaname. "Should we head back to the house and make sure that Yuuki is still in one piece?"

"She is. Tsu-chan –" Kaname shuddered as a bucked of cold water was dumped on him and glared up at the night sky. He was going to kill that demon. "Tsuki would've collected us if something had happened to her. You know that with him around we have nothing to worry about."

"And that's exactly what I worry about. He seems to take care of everything in a really twisted way. His family is insane, as well." Zero got to his feet and pulled on the pants he took from the demon's closet, followed by the shirt.

Kaname wrapped his arms around Zero from behind, resting his head on his shoulder. "You really have nothing to worry about, Zero. Tsuki isn't going to do anything that would hurt Yuuki. His family I can't be so sure about. I'm certain he wants to kill at least fourteen of the fifteen nieces and nephews he has."

Zero laughed and froze. Was that it felt like to be happy? With the mind-fucking he'd been receiving from Tsuki and the general insanity that had been surrounding his life for the last four years; he didn't think he would ever be happy again. "That son of a bitch!"

Kaname's brow creased slightly at Zero's sudden outburst. "What's wrong?"

"That bastard did it! He fucking managed to do it! I didn't think he'd be able hold up his end of the deal but he did. I'm going to kill him." Zero narrowed his eyes murderously.

"The deal he made with Yuuki? Wasn't that for you to be happy? Oh." Kaname chuckled and tightened his hold on Zero. "He does what he has to in a roundabout way, Zero. You should've known he would make you happy, even if it was for only a few moments."

Zero's anger died off and he lowered his eyes. It wasn't for a few moments, though. It felt as though a great weight had been lifted off his chest. He slumped against Kaname and smiled, closing his eyes. "Thank you, Kaname. I should probably thank Yuuki as well, seeing as she was so willing to sell her soul to make me feel this way."

"You're just lucky it was Tsuki she summoned and not some other demon." Kaname heard Zero's question that flashed in the Hunter's mind. "Tsuki is the son of Satan, Zero. It's a different spell to summon him directly, especially considering he was probably on some other case when it happened. Taiyou was the closet demon at the time, which is why he appeared a few days later. He wrapped up his deal and headed towards the summoning. That's what I'm assuming, anyway."

"You've got Tsuki all figured out, huh?" Zero teased.

"No where near it. He's way too complicated for me to even begin deciphering." Kaname stood beside Zero and took the Hunter's hand. "Are you ready to go back?"

Zero glanced up as a flock of gryphons circled around them. "Yeah."

Kaname smiled and they walked slowly towards the house, enjoying the forest. They pointed out the animals they saw. Even a unicorn made an appearance. The giant white horse whinnied at them and carried on its path as they did. They arrived at the house. It was still noisy inside when they entered and searched the ground floor until they found Tsuki, Alice, Lucian, Gregori, Yuuki and a couple of the other children in the bar room. Gregori and Alice were playing a game of pool, while Alice, Tsuki, Lucian and Yuuki sat at the bar.

Yuuki looked over and them grinned. "So you both finally lost your virginity, huh?"

Kaname and Zero glanced at each other before staring at the girl. "Is she drunk?" they demanded at the demon, which just shrugged and swiveled around on the stool to smirk at them.

"She might be."

Alice laughed gleefully. "Uncle Tsu-Tsu offered her a drink and she accepted it!" she revealed.

Kaname let go of Zero and stormed over to the son of the devil. He was stopped by Yuuki as she staggered into his path. "You're really pretty, Kaname-senpai! But I was wondering if it would be okay if I dated Tsuki?" She leaned in closer to the pureblood. "I think he wants to date me, too!" she tried to whisper but ended up shouting.

Kaname stared at his sister with disbelief. "Why didn't you cut her off?"

Tsuki picked up another glass that was half full. "She barely had half. I didn't know she had a low tolerance to alcohol."

"She's underage!" Kaname shouted.

"And I've got a ruby the size of my fist," Tsuki said.

Kaname frowned. "What has that got to do with anything?"

"I thought we were revealing things no-one gives a shit about. My mistake." Tsuki finished his drink and looked at Kaname. "I know she's underage, Kaname. I'm not that stupid."

"Zero!" Yuuki slurred, moving around Kaname and over to the Hunter. "You're my big brother and I want to let you know that I fully support you being gay and screwing Kaname! I just ask that if you're going to do it at the house, please be quiet about it."

Zero blushed and Kaname stared at Tsuki, who raised his refreshed glass at the vampire with a smirk. "Isn't family dinner fun?"

"We are never coming down here again," Kaname said and turned on his heel, going over to Zero and Yuuki.

"Hey, Satan!" Tsuki called. "They fucked, Kaname turned Zero and you own a million dollars for losing the bet!"

Satan appeared in the doorway, his eyes flickering from Kaname to Zero and then to his son. "Damn it! Why did you two have to have sex?" Lucifer's eyes suddenly lit up. "Oh-ho! I haven't lost the bet yet, my dear, emo Tsu-chan…Who is wearing the Night Class uniform for some reason."

Kaname looked over his shoulder and saw that Tsuki was indeed wearing the Night Class uniform. He also had long brown hair that was tied up in a high ponytail with a red ribbon. His brown eyes danced with mischief. "Why are you wearing the uniform, Tsuki?"

"I asked him to! I wanted to know how he would look if he grew his hair long. Though I prefer it when he has black hair and green eyes. Tsuki, could you change that?" Yuuki squealed happily as the brown was replaced with the coloring the girl liked better. "You look much better like that!"

"As for the bet, Satan…" Tsuki got to his feet and walked over to Kaname and Zero. The pureblood got a sinking feeling as a friendly smile spread over the demon's lips. "Congratulations, Zero! You're pregnant!" The entire house went dead silent. The only sound was the ticking from the grandfather clock in the corner of the room.

"Damn it!" Satan hissed and pouted. "That'll teach me to bet against my own child."

Kaname and Zero stared off into space, waiting – praying – that Tsuki would say it was a joke. They should know that when it came to the demon there was never any joking. He took great pleasure in revealing the truth and he never once lied. He had a bad habit of knowing how to rework accusations in a way that would fall onto the person questioning him. It still didn't stop them from hoping that he was yanking their chain this time.

"I…can't be pregnant," Zero said softly. "I'm fucking male!"

Tsuki raised an eyebrow. "Dude, you're a fucking male in hell. Everything is possible down here, dumbass. I know you both saw the unicorn. Unicorns and gryphons don't even exist but we have them."

"I'm not pregnant!" Zero shot back.

A sly smile settled onto Tsuki's face. "When have I ever lied to you, Zero?"

Zero opened his mouth to retort but closed it. "Holy shit, I'm pregnant." That didn't sound as weird as he thought it was going to and that was indication that he had spent too much time around the demon. Nothing was sounding crazy anymore. And yet, he still felt happy. "I'm pregnant. Kaname!"

Tsuki slipped an arm around Kaname as the vampire fainted. "You'd think he'd be the stronger one out of the two of you. Little bitch."

Alice ran over to Zero and hugged him. "Congratulations! You're going to make an awesome mommy, I just know it! Oh my devil!" She squealed and hugged Yuuki. "That means you're going to be an aunty, Yuuki!"

The other family members appeared in the room and Zero could hear them all demanding money from others as they lost the bet and he couldn't believe it. He should've known but he still couldn't believe that they would bet on if he got knocked up or not. They even took bets on how long they would last. And that was the kind of family he was going to raise a child into.

"Twins!" Tsuki called from somewhere else in the house.

"Zero's pregnant…" Yuuki stared at her brother as though he had grown another head. "And before me!" She slapped his arm and pouted.

Lucifer grinned innocently and sidled up beside her, wrapping an around her petite shoulders. "Don't worry, Miss Prefect. You'll have your own soon, at least a month or two after Zero's had his and nine months after you've been married to my son."

Yuuki's eyes widened and she gasped. "I'm sorry? I get married to your son and we have a child?"

"Satan! Shut up before I tie you up and throw you in the closet with the other big-mouthed family members!" Tsuki threatened as he entered the room again.

"Are you sure he's pregnant?" Kaname asked from the entrance, staring at Zero. "There's no way possible for that happen."

"Do I have to explain the unicorns and gryphons again?" Tsuki inquired as he had another drink. "And trust me, Kaname, you don't have to go through the pain Zero's gonna go through. Oh wait, yes you will! That little bond of yours will make it just as painful for you. Next time listen to me when I say to use protection. Idiot."

"You don't know for certain…Of course you do. You knew I wasn't going to use protection. You've been planning this since you were summoned, haven't you?"

Tsuki pretended to think about it. "Since before I was summoned. I knew I was going to be summoned to your school and I knew what for. I had to make sure everything went according to plan. What kind of demon would I be if I just winged it? You never give me any credit, Kaname and that hurts."

Yuuki walked over to Kaname and slapped him. "Snap out of it!" she ordered as she glared up at him. "You're going to be father so be happy about it. Zero's accepted it and its his figure that's going to get ruined because of it. Ignore the fact that Tsuki has been planning this for who knows how long and think of the fact that you and Zero are going to bring up two beautiful children."

Tsuki chuckled. "She's got a point, Kaname. I know you and Zero are going to make excellent parents, so don't worry about it. Sure, it seems impossible but when you know a demon, even the Virgin Mary would pose for a centerfold and that's as likely as a male getting pregnant. Have I made my point?"

"I've accept it, Kaname. Tsuki's never lied to us. Holy fuck! How are the Association and Council going to deal with Kaname turning me and then getting me pregnant?" Zero and Kaname gazed at Tsuki, waiting to know his answer was going to be.

Tsuki sipped at his drink calmly. "Pretty soon it'll be 'What Council?' and as for the Association and the rest of the world, as far as they're concern, you're a human. You don't have to tell them that Kaname turned you and as your pregnant belly…" The demon shrugged. "Why the fuck do I have to think of everything for you?"

Kaname narrowed his eyes. "Because you did this."

"I did nothing. I told you to practice safe sex but you didn't listen. The two of you are to blame for this. Isn't it enough that I erased the memory of Shizuka biting and turning Zero from everyone's mind? Not even Kaien remembers. Oh, he'll know that Zero's been turned now but when you explain that it was by Kaname he'll be over the Moon Dorm about it." Tsuki finished his drink and stared at Kaname and Zero.

Zero lowered his eyes. "So everyone thinks that I'm human? Isn't that a little deceptive?"

Tsuki smirked. "It's a sweet deception, Zero. Get used to it." He walked over to Yuuki and pulled her away from his father. "Is it happy hour?"

Tsuki's family cheered and crowded the bar, getting their drinks. Kaname wrapped his arms around Zero and closed his eyes. "I love you, Zero and I'll love our children as well."

"You better. I'm not going to do this on my own. I don't know the first thing about raising a kid."

"I'm sure we'll figure it out on the way." Kaname kissed Zero's cheek. It was going to be a long nine months.

End Chapter XII.

So how many of you saw that one coming? I'm gonna bet it was all of ya! Okies so obvious it was able to be recovered and I'm sorry that it took so long and that the sex was actually quite short but I got bored with it. So if there are any complaints about it, feel free to voice them but be warned that I probably won't care. :P
Next chapter will be the epilogue and this puppy will be complete!
Also, I need the help of my lovely readers in choosing names for Zero's babies. He's gonna have twins, naturally, male (of course!), identical in body shape and facial structure except one will brown hair and lilac eyes, and the other will have silver hair and wine eyes. So if you can think of names for them, thank you! I'll announce the names in the epilogue if someone comes up with names that I like.

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