A/N: Yay! The last chapter! *Gets booed off stage. Now speaking from behind curtains* I promise I'll write more fanfics. (See the first chapter A/N) Thanks for reading!! And now here's the editor......I said, the editor! *Looks behind curtains* So no one edited this, but I proofread to the best of my abilities. Please forgive me for any mistakes.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea for this story *snivel* I wish I did though.

Shigure's POV

"She only has a broken collar bone," the doctor stated. "Please tell me what happened to this darling of an angel."

Please make up a good lie. I don't want to be the one to blame. I already don't have enough money; God forbid I get sued!

"Oh...Okay!" Tohru said gleefully. " "You see, we were having a school lock in. I was playing, and I fell down two flights of stairs, through a window (Twilight moment), but I miraculously landed on my feet."

Way to go Tohru! I might actually save her from doing my laundry later. I'm just glad he didn't ask about me. Now we can-

"Sir," said the doctor. " Might I ask what your name is?"

Shit, fuck, God damn it! Do I lie? I think I should......No I'll just save myself some trouble and tell the truth.

"Shigure Sohma," I blissfully replied.

Please don't go through my files, please don't go through my files.........and he goes through them. Damn it! It's just my luck! Maybe if I just run-

" Ah, here we go. Let's see....It says here that you haven't had a prostate exam yet. Is that true?" questioned the doctor.

"Yes it's true."

"Well isn't today you're lucky day! We have a prostate examiner available at this very moment. I'll go get him, and it should take about five minutes, then you can return home. Tohru, if you'll just sit in the waiting room, and an examiner should be with you in a few minutes."

Shit! What do I do, what do I do! Okay, Shigure, get a hold of yourself. I'll just climb out this window, and......

"Why it's such a surprise to see you here," said Hatori. "I thought you despised doctors?"

Oh my gosh. Of all the doctors, they send Hatori! So that mean.......

"You have to stick your hand up my ass?" I questioned.

"Why of course. That's the only way to perform the exam. Don't worry. It'll only take a second."

*snaps glove*

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

A/N: There you have it! I left an open ending so you guys can use your imagination. Please review, review, review. Doctor's orders. *chuckles* I love that commercial. I also decided to do an alternate ending! While I was writing this I kept wondering what if Shigure.....oh well. Guess you'll just have to wait to read it!