A/N: Yay! The last chapter (for real this time) *gets booed(again)* So did you enjoy the last chapter *applause* Glad you did. Let's get this show on the road!!

Disclaimer: I don't own Furuba *sobs heavily* Why did it have to be this way!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shigure's POV

"She only has a broken collar bone," the doctor stated. "Please tell me what happened to this darling of an angel."

Please make up a good lie. I don't want to be the one to blame. I already don't have enough money (referring to the called shit hole they live in), God forbid I get sued!

"Oh...okay!" Tohru said gleefully. " You see, we were having a school lock-in. I was playing and, I fell down two flights of stairs, through a window (it gets funnier every time i type it, Twilight moment), but I miraculously landed on my feet.

Way to go Tohru! I might actually save you from doing my laundry later. I'm just glad he didn't ask about me. Now we can-

"Sir," the doctor said, "Might I ask what your name is? I see you're not a relative of Miss Honda."

Shit, fuck, God damn It! Do I lie? I think I should.....No. I'll just save myself some trouble and tell the truth.

" Shigure Sohma," I replied with a smile"Well, Shigure, I've seen a young boy, about five years old, and he looks, astoundingly, just like you. Is he your son?"

Son??! How is that even possible? I've only had sex with one person, Ren (Akito's mom, not Rin the horse)....... But she told me she got an abortion!! That lying bitch!!

"Oh, yes, he's my son, " I said trying to sound cheerful about the news.

I'm going to KILL her!! Maybe Akito will approve of me then.....She's made me miss the most precious years of my son's life.

" Well," the doctor continued," he's very fortunate to have a father in his life. I, myself grew up without a father."

That damn Ren! Now I feel guilty!! Starting today I , Shigure Sohma, vow to be there every minute of my son's life until I die!

Doctor's POV

" Well, bring Tohru-chan back soon! Bye now!"

He looked very determined to see his son. Maybe I should have told him that' it's April Fool's......Oh well. He'll figure it out.

A/N: And that's the end of the story! (Sorry Miss Editor! I really wanted to upload this soon. You can get angry with me at school, but, on the bright side, I have more ideas for stories!) Please review!! Be back soon with another fanfic....Actually multiple fanfics...Bye!!