A/N: Okay. Since I've started getting hits, I will keep writing this story. Anyhow, I've been meaning to apologize to my editor. I'm so sorry! I feel like a Shigure *hangs head in shame*Well, here's another chapter about the events that occurred at home while Tohru and Shigure were at the doctor. Please R&R.

E/N: *standing at a busy intersection with sign saying "will work for food." Arianna goes over. Sushi denies talking to her. Arianna apologizes, and Sushi throws away sign and keeps the spare dollars people gave her* Yeah so since she apologized I'm good. Please enjoy Furuba's "The Doctor Visit" Chapter 5! P.S. Sorry for being a bitch.

Disclaimer: Me: I don't own Furuba. *hangs head* I don't even own a freaking picture!

Kyo: Fuck off!

Third Person

"Bye now! Get well Tohru!" said Yuki as he escorted Tohru to the door. He then walked into the house and shot Kyo a glare so evil, you would have thought he was Arisa's twin.

"Why the harsh look?" Kyo asked before Yuki bashed him upside the head. "What the hell was that for!?"

"Hm...let's see. You dragged Tohru into those treacherous woods and beat her half to death! I can only imagine what would have happened if I hadn't followed her." Yuki headed over to the couch across from the chair Kyo was perched upon and stared until he said something.

"Oh calm down you damn rat. I only hit her because she touched me, you know, a reflex. I wasn't gonna hurt her. If you haven't noticed by now I love her much more than you ever will! After his bitch fit, he ran to his room to ponder his thoughts. Just in time too because one of his least favorite people just arrived.

"Good morning everyone!" shouted Ayame as he burst through the door in his normal, cheerful mood. "Oh my darling Yuki it's good to see you here!"

"Um, what did you expect? I live here. Now go home."

"Nonsense! I know you don't mean that, you know you love me! Where's Kyonkichi?"

"That's not my fucking name bitch!" Kyo yelled from his room. "It's Kyo. I might learn to accept you if you called me by my name."

"Does that answer your question," Yuki replied sarcastically.

Ayame walked over to the couch and sat next to his brother before stating,"Someone must have had a rough night."

"Yes he did. Now that you know everyone's personal status at the moment, please go home," replied an annoyed Yuki.

"Well, I could go home....but I've been hired by Shigure to watch you guys all day! Isn't this so exciting!?"

All Yuki could do was walk to their house phone and call Shigure. "Shigure, what the hell is wrong with you! Were you drunk when the thought of getting us a babysitter crossed your mind? I mean we're like sixteen years-old! We don't need a freakin' babysitter, and what's worse is that you picked Ayame for the job! Hell, you could have called Ritsu for all I care....." After some very unpleasant words, and a broken phone, Yuki walked out of the house to hang with some of his rat buddies.

"Have fun Yuki!!"Ayame yelled after him. "Now where's my dear Kyo? He's been awfully quiet," he muttered as he waled into Kyo's room. And obviously Kyo was feeling better after his squabble with Yuki earlier. I think the fact that he was masturbating while looking at a picture of Tohru gave it away. (E/N: Damn Kyo's horny!)

"Ayame! Get the hell out of my room you damn snake!" Kyo screeched that birds went flapping about.

A depressed Ayame closed Kyo's door and dragged his body into Shigure's room. "Well I know what I'm going to do today," he said as he picked up a picture of himself and started to masturbate. And all was well in the world again.

E/N: Wow...a few people are horny today....I was the inspiration for the masturbation! Hee hee...I look at a picture of Genie from "Aladdin." Hee hee hee naw...but if was here I would totally fuck the shit out of him!

A/N: Hopefully this shouldn't be Rated M, but I remembered the beginning scene of "American Pie" when his parents walked in on him so I had to include it. By the way, is it weird for a 15 yr. old girl to think about suck things?? Just kidding. Of course it's perfectly normal! (whatever normal is) Review please, please, please.