A/N: Hello again! Sorry I didn't update sooner. We had a week of exams so I couldn't see my editor. (I also had a lazy week) The brain juices have not been flowing, so forgive me if this chapter sucks. Please review!

E/N: *chugging down a Silver Patron Tequila & eating fajitas with lamp shade on head* Sorry y'all...those damn exams & my birthday has kept me & Arianna so busy....well plz enjoy. Happy birthday to me... P.S. Thanks for the dollar Ari! ^^

Disclaimer: Me: Can I just not do a disclaimer?

Yuki: No, you don't rightfully own us.

Me: Stupid little bitch...

Yuki: What did you say, cause I'll kick your a-

Me: I don't own Furuba.

3rd Person POV

"We're home!" Shigure chimed as he entered their lovely, holey, dysfunctional home. Yuki, who was sitting in the living room, was anticipating for Tohru and Shigure's return. He just could not get over the fact that Kyo loves Tohru, and he wanted to spoil his evening, since Kyo had destroyed his morning. He rushed over to Tohru with a huge child-like grin on his face.

"Tohru, Tohru, Tohru!"

"Yes I know my name."

"Kyo, Kyo , Kyo," Yuki said repeatedly.

"What about Kyo," Tohru responded with her usual clueless look on her face.

"He said, he said, he said!"

"He said what?" she asked getting pissed off by his repetitive manner.

"He said he loves you! Isn't that hysterical!" Yuki replied before having a laugh-attack. He laughed so hard that he had snot, slobber, and tears flowing everywhere. (I thought this was more like Shigure's character.) Tohru was grossed out, but she managed to say something.

"Um. No it's not hysterical at all. In fact, I'm quite lovable."

"Someone's a bit full of herself today," Shigure mumbled loud enough for her to hear, but she played the role of being blissfully ignorant. Yuki's face turned from joyful to furious in a matter of seconds.

"Maybe you didn't hear me I said KYO CONFESSED HIS LOVE FOR YOU! Do you get it now? Did ya get that?"

"Oh," said Tohru. "Well I guess I should tell him the truth about me." Meanwhile, Shigure heated some popcorn and made himself comfortable.

"You may proceed now!" he said gleefully. Then he cried miserably when they both stared at him with daggers. "What truth is that?" Shigure sobbed , still upset about the two pairs of daggers.

"Well the truth is-"

"Don't tell me you love that damn cat!" Yuki laughed hysterically, once again.

"Actually...I do."

"What the fuck, you choose that stupid little bitch over me! But I love you too!"

"Whatever Yuki. You're just jealous because Kyo is gonna get all of this, said Tohru, twirling around still in her uniform skirt. Particularly in a way that made something twitch in Yuki's undergarments.

"Fine, Juliet. Go off and confess to Romeo how much you love him, and I, Paris, will sit here and have pity upon myself."

"Glad you took it so lightly. Thanks for understanding Yuki." And with that, Tohru left off to Kyo's room.

"Ha ha ha," Shigure said triumphantly, as if he had done anything, and went to his study.

"Why does the world hate me!"

holey- full of holes (I know how to spell the bible holy. I'm not stupid)

A/N: Ohemgeesh! I like totally reversed the personalities of Yuki and Kyo and I barely noticed. Okay. So that's all for this time, but this story might get discontinued. Idk I don't have any ideas about what to write next, so, if you would, please give me ideas. I might make a lemon, but idk. Thanks for the reviews. This is Arianna. I'm signing out. Let's have a great day everyone. Peace out. (Rotfl! Our principal says that everyday!)

E/N: Yes Principal Selmon