The Prince of Tennis Play
Disclaimer: You and I know PoT is not mine.
Rating: PG or K+ for some words
Genre: Drama, slight humor, parody
Pairing: Hints of Oishi and Eiji
Warnings or notes: OOC-ness, homosexuality hints, grammar and other errors (English is not my mother tongue), 1000 words.
Eiji is a bit over excited here lol. This chapter is pretty pointless, if you ask me. I am just trying to write humor with a slight parody…Anyway, please review. By the way, the new reply system in is really nice. I begin to love it, lol. So, if anyone reviews my story, please log in so that I can reply to you. If it is an anonymous review, I will write your reply in the next chapter. Thank you.
Edited: Thanks to carzla for pointing out my mistakes and thus I made an edit. Sorry for the poor English ne, everyone.
: Ready…Go :
Chapter 4-Boys
"Eh? You mean…," the words were left hanging. Silence ensued for a prolonged time. "I see…"
Six young boys were sitting around a table in a sushi restaurant. Needless to say, the restaurant belonged to Kawamura Takashi's father. Thus, it was an ideal place for the others to discuss about the drama performance there.
"So, we will go on with this? Nya! One of us will kiss Fuji then!" exclaimed Kikumaru Eiji, whom gained quite a lot of unfriendly stares from the other guests. He was making too much noise for his own good.
His innocent comment resulted in Ryoma's second choking that day on his favorite drink Ponta, Momoshiro's forehead met with the table for a 'friendly introduction', Oishi shaking his head profusely, and Kawamura, who was serving the guests nearly dropped the plates. Only Inui and Fuji were acting like nothing happened.
"I will be in trouble if one of you Golden Pair plays the role as the prince, Eiji," Fuji interjected calmly. Seeing Eiji's confused expression, Fuji tried to explain in a more straight forward way. "I don't want someone to be jealous," he sniggered. He ended up speaking in riddles again though.
Upon hearing the blunt explanation by the genius, Oishi blushed but shook his head violently in denial. Eiji blinked at his partner, wondering what had happened to him. Obviously, he had missed the blush and the hint behind Fuji's words. All the while Inui had scribbled something furiously on his notebook in an amazing pace.
Ryoma eyed his smallest senior suspiciously. There was something else Fuji had hindered from them. At least, that was how he felt. And the thought of kissing the sadist senior of his…Eww…that was gross to him. Not that he was tall enough to be the prince. 'Okay, snap out of it,' Ryoma mentally scolded himself. Why was he thinking to play the main role?
"Urm…I think no kissing scene will be best," it was then Oishi voiced out his idea. "After all…we are all…boys," he added lamely at the back. Eiji pouted when he said that.
"There is nothing wrong with it nya! We are acting by that time! Professionals do not mind that," Eiji protested quickly. Fuji applauded Eiji for that, in his mind.
It was Momoshiro's turn to step in. "We are not…," whatever words he wanted to say was left unknown because he felt danger at the moment. The strong aura emitted by that certain person was not ignorable. "Nevermind…," he covered his words instantly to avoid troubles he saw coming if he did not shut his mouth up.
Ryoma raised an eyebrow when he saw through Momoshiro's poor attempt to cover up his words. Fuji's aura was really threatening, was it not? "The roles are yet to be decided anyway. Why should we bother about it now?" he asked with a bored expression.
"We should, Echizen. In case you have forgotten about the story, in 'Cinderella' there are five girls! Who will be taking up the roles!" Momoshiro finally voiced out his thought by exclaiming. "I don't wanna be a girl okay…"
"Fuji, Eiji, and Echizen are 100 percent in. The other two girl roles will be changed into boy roles," Inui spoke up finally when something involved the drama being mentioned. The others had nearly forgotten about his existence if he continued talking notes in silent.
"Nya! A girl's role for me? Then Fuji will have company! Nya!" Eiji exclaimed again, this times earning weird glances from the guests. "How would you like it, Oishi?" he asked innocently at the vice-captain, who almost banged his head like Momoshiro did a few minutes ago.
"Wait! Why am I in for a girl's role?" Ryoma growled dangerously. His golden eyes flared up with anger and his fists were shaking violently. He swore to himself he would rather suicide than being dressed up as a girl!
Momoshiro recalled back when he and Ryoma had lunch. They talked about the same topic, and how Ryoma had bluntly declared Eiji would tear his dress when he bounces. This time Momoshiro blushed. "No, no. Kikumaru senpai shouldn't be too hyper otherwise the dress will tear!"
Before anyone could answer, Ryoma snapped. "Momo senpai, leave that aside for now! I am being fitted into a girl's role and that was all you are concerned of! Hey, no one messes with Echizen Ryoma in my life!"
It was obvious Ryoma was so pissed off. The guests began to leave immediately to spare their lives from whatever was going to happen. Kawamura only apologized and bowed to them before his father hung the sign 'close'. It was better that way, his father had said. Kawamura could only look at his arguing teammates warily.
"Nya? Strip show if I tear my dress!" Eiji announced, sounding stupid. Oishi began to hope Eiji was feeling feverish and did not mean whatever he had said. But there was no way he could forget, not when Inui was writing after Eiji. "Ochibi and Fuji, join in!"
"Echizen, you cannot handle the boy roles because…"
"Are you saying I don't look manly enough!"
"Mada mada da ne," Fuji picked up Ryoma's favorite line with a smirk. It was amusing to see Ryoma so furious over something like this. Trust Fuji to be sadist now.
"Echizen, Eiji, calm down for once!" Oishi advised miserably.
"Kikumaru senpai, I am not interested in your strip show and I certainly do not wish to join in!" Ryoma shouted, his fist connected with the table and his Ponta fell.
"I am late," Tezuka's deep voice said as he suddenly entered the shop, ignoring the 'close' sign for some reasons. When he saw the others, his frown became deeper. "I was right when I said I need aspirins," he mumbled. His teammates were shouting at each other. Taking a deep breath, Tezuka's voice echoed. "20 laps! Now!"
The boys obeyed, but at the outside, those shouts never ceased as the group ran for their punishment.
: To be continued :