Hot Yakuzas vs Kunoichi Chicz
Chap 2
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Recap:
The girls each gave their mother (or should I say Tsunade) a peck on her cheek and left her office and had Hinata's driver drive them to Suna.
Tsunade saw them drive off from her window and a small tear rolled down her face as she silently whispered, "Until then."
4 YEARS AFTER THE GIRLS LEFT KONOHA
Sasuke, Neji, and Shikamaru were hanging out on the bleachers sharing their ideas for a new song waiting for Naruto to come. The finally noticed the dobe franticly run towards them.
When he reached them he yelled "Dammit we need to get ourselves girlfriends!"
"Are you ever quiet Naruto baka?" Sasuke screamed at the hyperactive blonde.
"Why?" questioned Neji.
"Pfft, women are troublesome." scoffed Shikamaru who annoyed at Naruto for waking him up.
"Well, if you guys read magazines you would know why." replied Naruto holding out a magazine.
Neji quickly grabbed the magazine and scanned it. The next thing you knew he was wide eyed and shocked gaping at what he just read. Seeing this Sasuke and Shikamaru grabbed the magazine from Neji's hands and scanned it too. Both Sasuke and Shikamaru were in a current state of shock just like Neji.
Moments later they all roared, "WHAT THE HELL!" (I bet you guys really want to know what the magazine said about them)
"That's why I said we need to get girlfriends." proposed Naruto.
"I can't believe they think were gay! I'm so not gay!" denied Shikamaru and Neji.
"What in hell made them think we are gay?" Sasuke protested.
Naruto started grumbling, "Maybe because we hadn't had girlfriends for FOUR YEARS!" then ended screaming at them.
"Okay we get it Naruto." Sasuke replied completely annoyed.
"We'll find ourselves a girl at the senior prom tomorrow." advised the smart, but always lazy Nara.
"Great idea!" complimented Neji. "Everyone got the plan."
Everyone nodded and left to their destination all thinking about how to score a girl.
THE NEXT DAY AT THE PROM IN KONOHA HIGH'S GYM
"Up next are the HOT YAKUZAS!" announced the announcer.
The guys thought of a perfect plan to get themselves with a girl.
Anonymous by Bobby Valentino
Sasuke:
For a minute it was looking like
I'd end up one of those guys
Spending my whole life
Looking for a special lady to save me
Maybe I'll never be satisfied
Had a couple bad lucks and a couple dimes
Now that I'm looking for you
Why are you so hard to find?
A girl walked on stage and started to dance with Sasuke. Sasuke started smirking.
Naruto:
I thought I took one step
I took two back
I'm not even close this time
And that's a fact
All I know is that we'd be the perfect match
So where you at love?
I just gotta find you, yeah.
Another girl walked on stage and Naruto grinned when she started dancing with him.
Neji:
I wanna know, I wanna know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Baby I want you so much
Wanna hold, wanna feel your touch
Come fast girl I'm in a rush
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I wanna know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Sasuke & Naruto: What's your name?
Both girls: Anonymous
Sasuke & Naruto: Where you at?
Both girls: Anonymous
Sasuke & Naruto:
When I think about you I get a rush
I wanna meet my [2x
Neji:
Only see you when I close my eyes
We on borrowed time
When I delayed the sunlight
Everything I tried to tell you I failed to
Maybe I'll tell you another time
How you keeping me so pre-occupied
Got a strong hold on me
Pay me no never mind
Neji smirked playfully watching the girl dancing with him.
Shikamaru:
I thought I took one step
I took two back
I'm not even close this time
And thats a fact
All I know is that we'd be the perfect match
So where you at love?
I just gotta find you, babe.
Shikamaru simpered at the girl who started dancing with him.
Naruto:
I wanna know, I wanna know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Baby I want you so much
Wanna hold, wanna feel your touch
Come fast girl I'm in a rush
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I wanna know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Neji & Shikamaru: What's your name?
Both girls: Anonymous
Neji & Shikamaru: Where you at?
Both girls: Anonymous
Neji & Shikamaru:
When I think about you I get a rush
I wanna meet my [2x
Naruto:
Is ya name MaryAnne,
Or KathyLee?
Wanna hold my hand?
Come get with me.
Which dime wanna ride?
Everything on me
Girl you aint gotta lie
Tell me what's it gon be
I gotta know, I gotta know [x7
Bobby V Bobby V Timothy Timothy
Tell them bring in the hook baby
Sasuke:
I wanna know, I wanna know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
Baby I want you so much
Wanna hold, wanna feel your touch
Come fast girl I'm in a rush
Why you gotta be anonymous?
I wanna know, I gotta know
Your name, Your name, Your name
Why you gotta be anonymous?
All guys: What's your name?
All girls: Anonymous
All guys: Where you at?
All girls: Anonymous
All guys:
When I think about you I get a rush
I wanna meet my [2x
After the song the guys went their separate ways with their new girls
Sasuke
"Soooooo, what did you think of the song?" Sasuke asked coolly.
"It was totally awesome cus I know it was meant for me!" the girl squealed. (first time)
"Cool." Sasuke said kinda annoyed. "So you wanna hook up, uhhhh?"
"I WOULD LUV TOO, oh and it's Karin." the girl squealed once again then started getting closer to Sasuke seductively. (slut #1)
"Call you later." He said quickly and left hurriedly.
Naruto
"What's your name?" Naruto asked composedly.
"Sakura." She said seductively as she batted her eyelashes. (slut #2)
"Awesome." Naruto replied awkwardly thinking she sucked at it.
"So you wanna be my girl?" asked Naruto.
"I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK, YES!" Sakura shrilled.
"Cool." Naruto said kinda irritated. "Did you like the song?"
"It was totally awesome cus I know it was meant for me!" the girl squealed. (second time)
"Uhhh, I'll call you later." Naruto said as fast as he could and left as soon as possible.
Neji & Shikamaru
The guys asked, "You guys wanna be our…"
"GIRLFRIENDS! TOTALLY! SURE!" interrupted the girls.
The guys asked, "Was the song g…."
"It was totally awesome cus I know it was meant for me!" both the girls squealed as they interrupted the guys once again. (the third time dammit I gotta stop using this line)
"So what are your names girls?" Shikamaru and Neji asked happy that they weren't interrupted.
Shikamaru's girl answered, "Maki." while batting her eyelashes walking toward Shikamaru seductively. (slut #3)
"Rin." Neji's girl whispered in his ear as her hand traveled from his neck to his chest seductively. (slut #4 crap I'm made them all sluts oops o well the guys problem now)
"We gotta go now we'll call you girls later!" the guys said rapidly and left speedily.
LATER ON THE GUYS MEET AT THEIR PLACE
They all walked in looking annoyed.
"Did everyone get their girl?" Shikamaru asked.
They all nodded.
They all said, "She annoying but hot."
Sasuke spoke up, "I thought at least one of us were gonna get a girl who was sane.
"Well unlucky us." sighed Neji.
"Well guys I'm gonna crash for the night. Night." Naruto yawned sleepily.
All the guys said night and crashed for the night. They were all dreaming of the girls they left 4 years ago, but couldn't remember them.
Temari: CHEATERS!
Tenten: LIARS!
Azu chan: Well technically they aren't cheating and lying since they broke up with you girls.
Temari: SHUT UP!
Tenten: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT!
Azu chan: I'm sorry sobbing sorr…. WAHHHHHHHHHH!
Ino: look at what you guys did now
Hinata: stern look apologize to her NOW!
Tenten & Temari: had the shit scared out of them sorry Azu chan
Azu chan: It's okay. By the way you girls are coming back to Konoha in the next chap
Girls: YAHHHHHHHH!
All: Please review!