Joey: The author is sorry she kept you waiting.

Rachel: But somebody stole her soup again. (looks at Ross)

Ross: I didn't do it!

Chandler: Actually, this time it was me. Sorry.

Monica: Anyway, the author doesn't own anything in this story.

Phoebe: (In tears) Mike's okay people.

Plan

"Rachel, what am I supposed to do? They won't let me in with him because he's not my husband, but... I just... Just need to know he's okay... I can't do that from the window..." Phoebe was in tears pacing around the room.

"Well, we could play matchmaker to get your mind off of things," Rachel suggested, and Monica's eyes went huge as she awaited an answer. Rachel knew, and Monica knew she knew that Monica liked Chandler, but wasn't going to do anything about it.

After a few moments of silence Chandler joked, "Matchmaker, huh, what are we going to do have Joey make out with that guy over there?" He was never good at comforting people at all, so when he got a chance to joke he did. The guy he was pointing to was... Ugly naked guy? In a suit.

"It's ugly naked guy!" Joey jumped for joy, and ugly naked guy looked him like he was crazy.

Then the nurse called ugly naked guy, Charlie and they went behind a hospital door.

Finally the tears stopped falling on Phoebe's cheeks, "Actually, that did make me feel better... Oh, oh, can I do one... Um... Monica and Chandler!" A small smile appeared on Rachel's face as she awaited the awkward kiss.

"Oh come on, he just broke up with Janice. Don't torture the guy," Joey remarked not getting what Rachel had planned at all.

Monica sighed and finally spoke, "At least don't make him kiss me in front of my brother."

Ross looked up from his paper, "Do anything to her and I'll kill you."

Chandler couldn't help, but laugh. Joey thought it was funny too.

"Fine, but on one condition! Ross has to kiss ugly naked guy, when he exits that room," Chandler laughed as he pointed to the door of which ugly naked guy had disappeared to.

But Phoebe persisted, "You and Monica have to kiss. Now! It'd cheer me up. PLEASE..."

Showing her sensitivity to her friends position Monica let her guard down, "Fine, one kiss." Chandler looked at her nervously, but he too agreed. Neither of them expected anything to change, but something defiantly changed when they kissed. It was like they couldn't be friends after all. Especially, after Chandler deepened the kiss.

That led to Ross forcing Chandler away from his sister. Which was probably the most embarrassing part of the kiss. A huge grin was displayed on Rachel's face as Monica turned bright red. Chandler was also turning a shade of red, and didn't really want to sit in between Monica and Ross anymore.

"Awe, we've got some love birds," Phoebe teased, forgetting about why she was in the hospital. At least, for a few moments anyway.

A nurse came out of the E.R., "Phoebe, Mike can see you now." Once again Phoebe's face was drenched in tears as the friends walked to Mike's room. All of them taking a deep breath before entering.

Mike was in pretty bad condition. One side of his face was bandaged and the other side had stitches that went in jagged line from the center of his nose to his ear. His left arm was broken, and his legs were badly burned. The guy's right arm was even bruised.

"Phoebe, is that you?" was all he could choke out before he went unconscious. Crying even harder, Phoebe fell to the floor. Even her pink shirt was becoming tearstained.

Monica jumped to her friend's side without hesitation, offering her a shoulder to cry on. Even Chandler showed his sympathy by touching her shoulder and staring out into the distance like he was about to brake as well. Ross on the other hand was blubbering like a baby trying to get Rachel to calm down, because she was crying even harder than Phoebe, even though that seemed impossible.

After about an hour of crying Phoebe just wanted to get her mind off of things, luckily the guys were out getting them dinner as she devised a plan. The girls were to eat dinner and tell the guys then they were going to meet at Phoebe's for a sleepover that would help cheer her up, but the girls were going to play a trick on the guys, and decorate their room with scary stuff. Then Monica was to say the girls went to grab something from their apartment, but they think that there was someone snooping around the guys apartment. That's when the boys would come home to get the life scarred out of them.

"I don't know about this you guys," Rachel said debating on whether or not to participate.

Rolling her eyes Monica asked, "Do you want to get them back for taking our apartment or not?" Rachel nodded as the guys walked in with McDonald's.

"Hey, we're going to have a sleepover at my place, you guys want to come?" Phoebe said trying not to be too excited.

"Yeah! I love sleepover's!" Joey said jumping up and down, luckily he wasn't the one carrying the food.

"Oh, I'll bring my dino pajama's," Ross said excitedly, but before Chandler could make a joke he finished, "Chandler you left your power ranger one's at my house, I'll grab them for you." Everyone was laughing, especially the girls who knew that what they were planning would be the ultimate prank.

Chandler: Wow I'm a big dork.

Joey: Yeah, but I get a feeling the reader's already knew that.

Rachel: Review if you want to find out what happens next.