Chandler: You know you girls are a little mean in this chapter.

Monica: Oh stop complaining, you're happy at the end of it.

Rachel: Yeah and besides you're the ones who stole our apartment.

Joey: Oh for the love of God women would you just let it go.

Phoebe: He, he, remember the writer doesn't not own FRIENDS.

Spooky?

So when the girls got to their apartment they grabbed the spare key to the guys and got to work. Phoebe was going to pop out of a turkey head dressed in drag. Rachel was going to hide and video tape everything. Monica was going to be wearing a fat suit and all the food in their refrigerator was going to be on the terrace where Joey wouldn't notice it right away.

All that was left to do was make the call.

Monica grabbed the phone and dialed Chandler's cell number.

"Chandler Bing speaking," He answered.

"Hi Chandler," she tried to sound nervous, hoping to make everything sound convincing.

"Monica, where are you guys? We've been waiting forever," he snapped.

That's when Monica started to cry, "Chandler… We're afraid to leave… I think there's some-someone in your apartment."

"Alright, calm down, we'll be right there," Chandler's tune completely changed, he actually sounded nervous. Guilt came over Monica, but that wasn't going to make her stop what she had planned. It was all worth the look on Ross's face.

Finally, after what seemed like hours, they heard footstep and then the sound of the doorknob being turned. Joey was the first one in and he was wearing a hockey mask and holding a baseball bat. He looked at Monica and started to laugh only to look over and see his empty refrigerator.

"WHY GOD! WHY!" He cried as he ran to search for even the tiniest crumb of food.

Then Ross came in and fainted at the site of Monica. Rachel couldn't help, but snicker at that one.

Finally, Chandler came inside wearing a pan over his head and holding up an empty beer bottle which hit the ground after he saw Phoebe's head pop out of the turkey looking an awful lot like a guy.

"You should have seen your faces!" Rachel laughed revealing the tape recorder.

Joey popped his head out from the fridge, "What did you do to my food! You don't touch Joey's food! Did she eat it all!" he motioned towards Monica who was wearing the fat suite.

Rachel just laughed, "Calm down, it's all on the terrace,"

"That was not funny we were really worried about you guys! Look at what you did to Ross," Chandler motioned Ross who was lying unconscious on the floor.

"Well, that's what happens when you steal our apartment," Monica snickered looking pretty proud of herself.

"Is that was this is about?" He asked taking the pan off his head and setting it on the counter next to her.

"That and cheering me up," Phoebe smiled, as Chandler jumped when he looked at her for the second time. It was definitely better for him to forget that she was there all together.

"Well it is a little bit. I mean you steal my apartment and then you tell me you have these feelings for me and then you go out with Janice, and I have to make all this Jam to get over you and Ross stole the Gellar cup by cheating!" Monica explained, not realizing that she was saying half the stuff that was coming out of her mouth.

Everyone's eyes were now on Monica except for Ross's because he was out cold and Joey's because he was out on the terrace with all his food.

She put her hands on her mouth hoping that not everybody had heard what she had just said.

"What did you say?" Chandler asked not believing what he'd heard.

"That Ross stole the Gellar cup…" she shifted nervously on her feet, even though it was a little hard to move in that fat suit.

"OH! You guys I just had the weirdest- GAH!" Ross woke, up but when he saw Monica he threw himself against the wall.

"It's a fat suit," Rachel snickered.

Ross bit his lip and came a little closer, rubbing his neck, "I-I knew that."

Chandler just ignored him, "No, you said that you had to bake all this Jam to get over me. Are you over me?"

"I never said anything like that," Monica backed into the sink behind her. And she knew that she would never be able to make it running away in what she was wearing.

"Yes you did, because you love him," Phoebe smiled as she came out from underneath the table.

Chandler smiled, "You love me?"

"No…" Monica bit her lip nervously.

Rachel cut it in, "Yes she does! She just doesn't want to admit it because she's afraid that things with you guys won't work out and she doesn't want to live without you,"

"Really?" Chandler asked looking deep into Monica's eyes.

"Yes," she squeaked

Chandler flung his arms around her neck, "I love you too, and I want to kiss you right now but that is really hard to do when you're in a fat suit and I can't reach you."

Monica laughed, "I should probably go get changed then."

Monica left, and the others gathered in a circle.

"Did I miss something?" Ross asked looking to the others.

Rachel and Phoebe smiled, while Chandler just kind of backed away in case Ross suddenly went Red Ross.

Then they heard an angry scream from the balcony, "HEY! Stupid bird! Come back here with my pastrami!"

Monica: I'm so sad.

Rachel: Why? You and Chandler are together… Sort of.

Monica: But there's only a few more chapters before it's over!

Chandler: And then we can live happily ever after.

Joey: Not without my Pastrami we can't!

Ross: Here we go again. Read and review people.