Hot Yakuzas vs Kunoichi Chicz
Chap 6
I hope you enjoy
Recap:
After minutes of silence Hinata, Tenten, Ino, and Temari all spoke in a dead voice with sadness dripping all over it, "They broke up with us."
The girls watched Azumi go into shock with her mouth wide open.
"Th-th-th-those…" Azumi started. Hinata, Temari, Tenten, and Ino lifted up their heads to hear what Azumi had to say.
"THOSE MOTHER FUCKING BASTARDS! HOW CAN THEY FUCKING DO THAT TO YOU GUYS AND STILL NOT FELL FUCKING GUILTY?" Azumi stormed pointing at the girls.
"I know!" added Ino and Tenten with their fists in the air while Hinata and Temari fell on their heads anime style. (u kno like head on the ground and legs in the air)
"You guys have a point, but it doesn't matter anymore were gonna beat them at their own game." Hinata and Temari clarified after they recovered from Azumi's colorful outburst.
"But it still hurt." Hinata finished off.
"Yeah, you're right." The other girls agreed sighing including Azumi whose face suddenly turned gloomy.
"Wait a sec! Why is Azumi sighing with us!" observed Temari.
"Yeah, why is she!" Ino pointed out.
"You got a point." Hinata and Tenten agreed with a glint in their eyes. They girls started walking towards Azumi. Finally they cornered her to the wall all thinking 'she isn't telling us something' while Azumi was just hoping a teacher would just magically appear there screaming, "GET YOURS ASSES BACK TO YOUR FUCKING CLASSROOM!"Out of nowhere their teacher screams at the girls to get back to their classrooms for some class assembly. Azumi thought 'someone must really love me up there or I'm just damn lucky my ass was saved'. All the girls went back to their classroom.
When all the students got there the teacher, Kakashi, finally announced," UK college is gonna host a music festival, the students here can entertain the crowd with songs, and there's also gonna be a singing contest. All I know is that 1st prize is a 5 day trip to Suna and you can enter solo or in a group up to five people."
Five seconds of silence then suddenly the whole started cheering and talking about song ideas. Everyone exited the classroom, but poor wittle Azumi was so distracted she didn't realize Hinata, Ino, Tenten, and Temari were ganging up on her. She totally freaked but was determined to not tell them a single word until she saw Hinata give her the 'I KNOW HOW TO TOTURE YOU IN UNIMAGINABLE WAYS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU SLOWLY' face.
"Fine, i guess it's my turn." Azumi gave up have jokingly to calm the atmosphere and half scared from Hinata's 'I KNOW HOW TO TOTURE YOU IN UNIMAGINABLE WAYS THAT WILL EVENTUALLY KILL YOU SLOWLY' face.
Right before she started she immediately turned gloomy, "Well it first off the guy was Itachi, Sasuke's older brother." she heard them all gasp but continued on," 4 years ago I was originally a Sasuke fan, but every time I tried to get a chance to talk to Sasuke I bumped into Itachi. Slowly my crush on Sasuke faded away and began to fall for Itachi. Then I confessed my love to him and it turns out he loved me too. We dated a lot for 7 months straight until he started helping with the Hot Yakuzas and soon he joined them. We started to date less and it got so bad that he had to schedule appointments for me to be able to see him which lasted for only about 5 minutes. A week after our first year anniversary of being a couple he told me I was cramping his style and it was ruining his image. Then he said that we were over." Azumi finished off with 1 breath wondering how she did that.(no offense Azumi but that TOTALLY sounds like Itachi well at least I THINK so)
All the girls collapsed into tears comforting each other. After they all calmed down Hinata's face brightened up when an idea popped into her head.
"Hey Azumi!" Hinata called a little way over excited. "Yeah..." Azumi replied gloomily. Hinata continued," Even though we've known you only for a few days instead of helping us with our clothing styles why don't you join our band!"
"THAT'S A GREAT IDEA HINA CHAN!" screamed Ino and Temari.
"Of course I'll join, but I'm only gonna be a backup singer and I'll play the piano or keyboard!" Azumi perked up.
"Oh no you don't!" Ino spoke up quickly, "I heard you sing in the shower before Azumi, you have a brilliant voice like Hinata. Don't ask how i know it's just that your room is right next to ours. Please just be our other lead singer"
"Hmph! Fine, but only cus you begged." sighed Azumi defeated.
"OMG!" Temari blurted out of nowhere, "That's exactly what Hinata said to us when we begged her to be the lead singer."
"Ya, and first your all nice and stuff, then you scream out something colorful, and now you act a little like Itachi!" Hinata spoke out loud confuzzledly.
You would too if were his girlfriend." Azumi replied gloomily.
"OMG" Temari blurted out again, "Hinata said that too."
"Forget about that, all five of us can join the contest together now!" Tenten joined in.
"Sorry if this is gonna bring the mood down again, but Itachi is only a year older than Sasuke, so why haven't we seen him here." Ino asked.
"The answer to your question Ino is that Itachi went on a three week business trip for the band and should be back the day before the music festival." answered Azumi.
"Perfert, I know exactly which song we should sing. I only wrote it a couple of years ago and it's perfect for our situation. Well our situation when we were heartbroken." smiled Hinata.
"AWESOME!" The girls cheered.
"Wait!" Temari, Tenten, and Ino started. "How come we don't know about this song?
"That's for me to know and for you to never figure out."
"Isn't suppose to be 'and for you to find out." questioned Azumi.
"Well I made some revisions." smirked Hinata.
The day before the music festival
"I'm back, so update me on what's happening." Itachi said all Itachi-like typing some lyrics on the laptop on his lap.
"Well there's a music festival tomorrow." Sasuke mentioned.
"Don't forget the contest" Shikamaru added lazily.
"First prize is a week trip to Suna." Neji said.
"And we need to win that prize!" yelped Naruto.
"Anything else I should know." asked Itachi still typing away.
"Oh yeah, our only major competition are our ex-girlfriends." replied the boys emotionless while Itachi's laptop fell from his lap to the ground with wtf written all over his face.
The day of the music festival
So many people were there from different colleges. The girls found out some of the colleges from Suna were there too when they recognized five very familiar faces in the , who was not only the Hokage, but also the principal of UK college grabbed the mic and spoke unenthusiastically ," The singing contest will now begin! Our judges are gonna be the UK staff so make sure you impress them. Up first are Karin, Maki, Sakura, and Rin." (Otherwise known as the Hot Yakuzas recent ex-girlfriends)
Too Cool by Camp Rock
Karin & Maki:
I'm too cool for my dress
These shades don't leave my head
Everything you say is so irrelevant
You follow and I lead
You want to be like me
But your just a wannabe
love it or hate it
Sakura & Rin:
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand
All:
Cause I'm too cool
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too cool for you
You think your hot but I'm sorry, you're not
Exactly who you think you are
Can't tell you what you haven't got
When we walk into the room
I'm too cool for you
Sakura & Rin:
Lucky I'm so nice
Even I'm surprised
You are still allowed to be in my crew
Show you how it's done
If you want to be someone
Just watch me and you'll learn some
Me, myself, and I agree
You'll never catch up with me
All:
Cause I'm too cool
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too cool for you
You think your hot but I'm sorry, you're not
Exactly who you think you are
Can't tell you what you haven't got
When we walk into the room
I'm too cool for you
Karin & Sakura:
You see I'm all beauty, brains, and talents
I got it all
Well others have to try all their lives
Still they never get the call
That's the difference between you and me
Obviously
I'm a natural
I'm the real deal
Maki & Rin:
I can't help the way I am
Hope you don't misunderstand
All:
But I'm too cool
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too cool for you
All:
Too cool
Yeah I'm too cool
To know you
Don't take it personal
Don't get emotional
You know it's the truth
I'm too cool for you
Some of the crowd cheered.
"Ok up next are Yuuri, Ikuze, Ichirin, and Daisuki."
Girl All the Bad Guys Want by Bowling for Soup
Yuuri:
8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
All:
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!
Ikuze:
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
All:
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Ichirin:
She likes the godsmack and I like agent orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have
All:
And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!
Daisuki:
Cause she is watchin' wrestling
Creamin' over tough guys
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes
Yuuri:
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
All:
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Ikuze:
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Ichirin:
Now I am watchin' wrestling
Tryin' to be a tough guy
Listenin' to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped...moped...
Daisuki:
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
All:
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
Some people cheered while a majority of the crowd were clapping very lightly and very slowly all thinking 'what the hell was that'.
After some more contestants
"Up next are the Hot Yakuzas!" Tsunade announced with venom. She didn't like what they did to her 'daughters' and Azumi was one of them.
The guys went up on stage kinda spooked from the looks they were getting from Tsunade.
"We're gonna rock the house tonight!" Naruto screamed through the mic.
"And we got our 5th member back from his trip!" Neji joined.
Shikamaru announced, "Welcome back our 5th member..."
"My brother, Uchiha Itachi." Sasuke interrupted as Itachi show his face to the crowd. Everyone was quiet.
Five seconds of awkward silence later...
The crowd was roaring and was screaming 'Hot Yakuzas' over and over again.
Make it Rain(Remix) by DJ Khaled feat. R. Kelly, T.I., Rick Ross, Birdman, Lil' Wayne, Fat Joe...
Shikamaru
Whoo!
Sasuke, (Its Shikamaru bitches! Owww!) You don't have to turn off your red light...
Naruto:
Static!
Let's make it rain on these ninjaz (Remix!)
All:
Yeah, I'm in this bitch with the terror
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix!)
I'm in this bitch with the terror (We back! Let's go!)
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix! Remix! We back!)
I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes
Itachi:
If you drilling these chicks they like Major Payne
When I make it rain, they be like "yo... do it again"
From the club to the coupe, inside my gates
Up in my bedroom screaming that you're the snake
They was perty perty, and I was flirty flirty
Lil' dro, lil' bub now they getting' dirty dirty
Don't ax me what my name is, stupid bitch I'm famous
You gon' make me aim this
Leave your ass brainless
I'm tryin' to stay R&B
But these streets is a part of me
So don't get it twisted
You see I order one bottle, then I fuck with one model
Then I order more bottles, now I got more models
I'm from that city where them ninjaz don't play mayn
I take a chick to my room like caveman
So ask your girlfriend my name, I bet she go
"Skeet skeet skeet, Weatherman 'bout to make it rain!"
All:
Yeah, I'm in this bitch with the terror
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix!)
I'm in this bitch with the terror (We back! Let's go!)
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix! Remix! We back!)
I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes
Sasuke:
Blat, blat, blat, blat, hey Neji uh let me git 'em
It's young money and we on like the television
The weather channel, but I do not broadcast
I throw up more cash, and change the forecast
Your boyfriend is lame, I make it rain on you
He never make it rain, like Southern California
Where's your umbrella? Now get your raincoat
Baby I make it flood, now you gon' need a boat
Hinata was beyond pissed listening to Sasuke sing while he smirked deviously at her.
Neji:
Fresh to death on 'em
We throwin' money on 'em
Stay fly, 25s when we ride on 'em
Alligator suede, custom with the shades
Make it snow in the club, bitches know we paid
Stay shy rockin' Gucci in the Bentley (Super fly)
White rose for my broad on them 23s
Goin' to the club, ninja in a new fleet
All red doors up, doin' it like a real G
Neji was looking at Tenten, who was btw had a twitching eye, the whole time with a fake smile the whole time.
All:
Yeah, I'm in this bitch with the terror
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix!)
I'm in this bitch with the terror (We back! Let's go!)
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix! Remix! We back!)
I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes
Shikamaru:
Come see me a crackin', in the club flossin'
40 thou' in my stacks, 20 stacks in my jeans
No real boss ninjaz do real boss things
We bout that shit, you just talkin'
You'nna slang rocks? Then how with my girls
In the 430 down the strip I zoom?
Gonna drop it day real but I feel like Joe
Big glock I carry make a real big BOOM
Make moves like a young tycoon
I come through like a young typhoon
Category 3, don't be category me
Like you can get a better salary to me
El capitan, game Numbero Uno
I flood pussy clubs, ask any stripper you know
Shikamaru smiled devilishly watching Ino fume at him.
Naruto:
Ace mizzy get all the hoes
Gonna teach them shit they want to know
Like fuck that pussy ass 9-4 girl
Make that bucket a pot of gold
It ain't no money like custom money
It ain't no bitch like a hustle bunny
Ain't no bitch gettin' none of my money
That why the money gotta clear to protect it from me
She gotta ride for the A, hop for the A
Live for the minute or be out for the day
Hop the metal while lookin hot in stilettos
Gotta rock with a bezzle on the trigger finger
Boss bitch of the ghetto, my Konoha Trina
Talk shit to a ninja with the 'blama beamed up
When I see her gotta handle my bui-nah
I gotta give her one of these in the back of the team truck
All:
Yeah, I'm in this bitch with the terror
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix!)
I'm in this bitch with the terror (We back! Let's go!)
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix! Remix! We back!)
I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes
Sasuke:
305 in my yayo
Hey Naruto, call Neji up
Let him know I'm bout to roll up
I just ran outta money
I need to borrow 50 thousand cash
Come through baby, make it rain
E class on the way to you
Gotta a hundred grand for you
Triple Cs
Oh yeah it's the remix
I be reppin my city
Blowin hundreds and fiftys
If the head, right Ricky there every night
Joey I was listenin'
Uh, dubs, spinnin' rims
Time to spend some dividends
My money they swimmin' in
Ross, I'm a boss (I'm a boss) I'm the mayor (I'm the mayor)
Make it rain (Make it rain!), on these haters (on these haters!)
Get your umbrella fella, cause we blowin'
hella chedda, I'm the nigga that you scared of
Cause no one can do it better
Itachi:
Your crack girly
80s crack baby's momma paid me
Maybach, fly Mercedes
Birth that, drop a baby
Them perty ladies, they drive me crazy
Them skies is hazy, I'll pop like 80
Someone tell Mr. Bentley to bring his umbrella
Katrina not, its just a one fella
Who got dumb chedda, and need a brain surgeon
Got me a designated thower, cause my hand's hurtin'
I make it rain, its cock-eyed bitch
It's not a game, I'm 'bout those locos rich
Ain't nothing wrong with wanting a happy ending
And we don't need a hotel, we park in lot pimpin'
Bitch!
Itachi looked at Azumi with a playful smirk
All:
Yeah, I'm in this bitch with the terror
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix!)
I'm in this bitch with the terror (We back! Let's go!)
Gotta handful of stacks, better grab an umbrella
I make it rain, I make it rain I make it rain on them hoes
I make it rain, I make it rain (Remix! Remix! We back!)
I make it rain, I make it rain on them hoes
All the guys were smirking at Hinata and her gang.
The audience roared clapping and shouting except the Kunoichi Chicz. the girls were really mad now. The guys treated girls like whores who go for rich men.
The crowd continued to cheer for the Hot Yakuzas sinced they didn't leave the stage.
Eventully... (more like five seconds to me) Tsunade kicked them off stage.
Finally Tsunade announced, "Up next is our final act and is my favorite band. Give it up for... well you'll find out soon!" Tsunade finished off happily.
The crowd started roaring, shouting, screaming, and cheered for the Kunoichi Chicz as they became visible on stage. The guys were surprised to see and obviously hear how popular the girls became in such a short time. They also noticed five dudes who were waving and winking at the girls, who were also waving and winking back at them. Now the Hot Yakuzas were hot... HOT WITH JEASOULY AND FURY.
The girls screamed in the mic, "These are for the five guys in Suna that are in the crowd right now. Now Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Neji, and Shikamaru were all thinking, 'what the hell is their relationship together.'
Damaged by Danity Kane
Hinata:
Do, Do you got a first aid kit handy?
Do, Do you know how to patch up a wound?
Tell me,
Are-are-are-are you?
Are you patient,
Understanding?
Cause I might need some time to clear the hole in my heart and I
Sasuke was now totally pissed off at himself thinking, "How could I break up with her! I'm such a bloody dumbass! Before she was cute and now she's like so flaming hot that i could bake cookies on her."
All:
I've tried every remedy
And nothing seems to work for me
Azumi:
Baby, (baby)
This situation's driving me crazy
And I really wanna be your lady
But the one before you left me so
Itachi said to himself,"Why did i break up with her again. She is so hot, i must have been very stupid to break up with a chick like her.
Temari, Ino, and Tenten:
Damaged, damaged
Damaged, damaged
I thought that I should let you know
That my heart is
Damaged, damaged
So damaged (so damaged)
And you can blame the one before
Hinata and Temari:
So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
(Baby, I gotta know)
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
(What you are gonna do, baby?)
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
(Baby, I gotta know)
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
(What you are gonna do?)
Azumi:
Do, Do you got a first aid kit handy?
Do, Do you know how to patch up a wound?
Tell me,
Are-are-are-are you?
Are you patient,
Understanding?
'Cause I might need some time to clear the hole in my heart and I
Hinata and Azumi:
You try to gain my trust
Talking is not enough
Actions speak louder than words
You gotta show me something
My heart is missing some pieces
I need this puzzle put together again
Temari, Ino, and Tenten:
Damaged, damaged
Damaged, damaged
I thought that I should let you know
That my heart is
Damaged, damaged
So damaged (so damaged)
And you can blame the one before
The other Hot Yakuzas that were't Uchihas felt so stupid as they watched their ex-girlfriends sing on stage.
All:
Can you fix my h-e-a-r-t?
Cause it d-a-m-a-g-e-d?
Can you fix my h-e-a-r-t?
Azumi:
Tell me are you up for the challenge
Cause my heart is
All:
Damaged, damaged
Damaged, damaged
I thought that I should let you know
That my heart is
Damaged, damaged
So damaged (so damaged)
And you can blame the one before
Damaged, damaged
damaged, damaged
I thought that I should let you know
That my heart is
Damaged, damaged
So Damaged (so damaged)
And you can blame the one before
Hinata:
So how you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
How you gonna fix it, fix it, fix it?
Hinata and Azumi:
My heart is
Damaged,
Damaged,
Damaged
My heart is
Damaged,
Damaged,
Damaged
My heart is
Damaged,
Damaged,
Damaged
My heart is
Damaged,
Damaged,
Damaged
My heart is
Damaged
"Whoa! Now wasn't that just amazing! All the contestants go backstage" Tsunade announced.
The crowd were just went ballistic chanting Kunoichi Chicz over and over again meanwhile the Hot Yakuzas noticed the five dudes from earlier walking with the Kunoichic Chicz back stage where most other contestants went. Soon or later they joined the group backstage waiting to see who won and at the same time restraining themselves from strangling the five mysterious dudes who were acting a little too familiar with their exs.
Everybody at the festival who were talking and socializing just shut up when they saw Tsunade getting ready to announce the winners.
Tsunade grabbed the mic and announced, "The time we all have been waiting for. This envelope I'm holding will tell us the winners of singing contest." Tsunade took a little pause to open the envelope and was surprised by what she read. She continued in a daze, "And the winners are...
Girls: we won rite Azu chan. plz don't tell us we lost
Azu chan: You'll see in the next chapter
Hinata: so NOT fair
Azumi: u said it Hina chan
Azu chan: life isn't fair. Too bad!
Ino: So we lost!
Azu chan: I never said that
Temari: We won!
Azu chan: I never said that either
Tenten: Wait don't tell me we...
Azu chan: *covers Tenten's mouth and duct tapes it shut and throws her in the closet*... say another word and you'll join ten chan *says murderously*
Girls:...
Azu chan: Good *says evilly*
*back to normal* plz review *acting like nothing just happened*