Disclaimer: I don't own Disney or the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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The group all stared in disbelief at the figure now standing in the doorway. He was quite small, incredibly skinny, with dark caramel skin and shoulder length black hair.
"Hey, he looks just like you," Quasimodo whispered, pulling at the hem of Clopin's tunic. Clopin frowned in agreement. Yes, there were definitely similarities, although Clopin would be happy to say that he was at least a head taller that the newcomer.
Everyone was still frozen in shock. That or laughing with amusement. Did he expect them to react to his entrance? After a few moments everyone simultaneously shrugged and went back to what they were doing. The boy's smile slipped off his face and was replaced by a frown.
"Hey, why didn't you all applaud? Or at least bow or something!" He asked, waving his arms.
Clopin chuckled, and stepped forwards.
"Aha, do not be discouraged. Let me be the first to introduce myself. Jem'appelle Clopin Trouillefou." He paused for a moment, then held out his hand. The newcomer crossed his arms and looked at Clopin's gloved hand. He raised an eyebrow and then laughed.
"Look, Clothes-pin(1), the first thing you want to know about me is; no touchy. And as for who I am, well..." He said, before snapping his fingers and smirking. "Theme song guy." Anyone who was listening in stopped for a moment. Clopin smirked and folded his arms. The newcomer frowned and snapped his fingers again. "Theme song guy." He said, louder and with less... pazazz.
"Ugh, why isn't it working?" He groaned.
"I'm not sure what your trying to do, but I'd stop it, before I have to crown you the new King of Fools," Clopin smirked. Esmeralda, who was sitting behind him laughed, and Quasimodo smiled sheepishly.
"Crown?" The boy asked, tilting his head to one side. "No, I already have one," He explained, grinning and pointing to the golden sun-shaped crown on his head. "And for those of you who don't know, My name is Emperor Kuzco, son of the Sun God,"
"Hey, your dad's Apollo?" Hercules asked, stepping forwards. Kuzco looked at him blankly.
"Ap-who?" He asked.
"Apollo, the Sun God?" Hercules said,
"There isn't a god called Apollo," Kuzco smirked, "No, Wiraqocha, the Sun God(2). And, of course, that makes me the son of the Sun, am I right?" He grinned lopsidedly, waiting for laughs. Instead he just got a variety of confused looks. "What? Are you all stupid or something?" He yelled, waving his arms again.
"No, we're just not sure what your on about," Esmeralda stood up and stood between Hercules and Clopin. A smile slipped onto Kuzco's face and he raised his eyebrows.
"Well, hello, Hottie-hot-hottie!(3)" He said, sliding towards the female Gypsy. Esmeralda looked down at him and raised an eyebrow. She chose to ignore that and carried on talking.
"Where are you from?" She asked, knowing she sounded rude. Normally she would have been more careful, but seeing as he wasn't bothering with manners, she thought wouldn't either. Kuzco frowned; he didn't expect to be ignored.
"Inca." He said, simply, shocking everyone; people had expected him to come back with a snarky reply.
"Well, Hercules is from Greece, so obviously you both have different Gods, right?" Esmeralda said, then sat back down. Kuzco watched her sit and stared for a moment before snapping out of it and talking to Clopin.
"So," He said, standing in front of him, obviously trying to be threatening, but as he only reached Clopin's chin, it didn't really work. "I see you've stolen my style,"
Clopin laughed, "You're style?" Clopin asked, looking at the young emperor incredulously. "I believe it was mine first."
"Was it?" Kuzco asked, "I don't think so. Because I'm emperor, and what I say goes. I can have entire villages destroyed with a snap of my fingers. And are you a king? No, so I'll thank you to give me back my style."
"Aha, but that is where you are wrong." Clopin said, "For I am a king,"
"Oh, A king of what? Style-stealers?" Kuzco sneered.
"No, the king of the gypsies. King of Truands and Thunes." Clopin said, smirking proudly. Kuzco stared at him blankly again.
"Yeah, but you still copied me!"
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
"Did so!"
"Did not!"
"Did n-"
"Oh, just shut up!" Megara yelled. Like she wasn't annoyed enough, she didn't need them screeching at each other.
"Okay," Clopin said, sitting down, frowning at the Emperor.
"Fine," Kuzco said, crossing his arms and pouting childishly.
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The film flickers to a halt and our own Emperor Kuzco walks onto the screen, looking annoyed.
"Yes, so I know this is what happened. But if I was in charge (which I should be and would be if I was back home) It would have been completely different. I would have beaten up that idiot," He points the the frozen Clopin on the screen behind him, "And then married this Hottie-hot-hottie," He points to Esmeralda, "Then gone back home and get back into my groove! But, no, they don't do what I say here, so that's not what happened. Okay, run the film!" He pouts and walks back off the screen. The film restarts.
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"Oh, where could she have gone, Taran?" Alice moaned. The group of nine first years (Alice, Peter Pan, Wendy, Tinkerbelle, Mowgli, Pinocchio, Arthur and Christopher Robin) had been walking around the castle looking for Princess Eilonwy for a few hours now.
"Don't worry, Alice, we'll find her," Mowgli said, rubbing the blonde's shoulder. They continued down the corridor, hoping to find their friend. And the were going to find her; eventually...
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Jafar walked into the room where Milo was talking to the Wardrobe.
"Master, I-" Jafar stopped when he saw Milo.
"Well, How d'you do?" Jafar asked Milo, raising an eyebrow, and smiling.
"I see you've met my faithful handyman," The wardrobe drawled. Jafar rolled his eyes at the Wardrobes tone.
"Now, that's no way to treat a guest, its it, Master?" Jafar said, "Don't mind him," He turned to Milo and started to sing.
"He's just a little brought down because when you knocked,
He thought you were the candyman(4).
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover,
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
"So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
"I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
"So come up to the lab. And see what's on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici..."
Milo frowned, wondering why the maths teacher hadn't finished his word.
"...pation!"(5) Jafar spat out, grinning.
"Oh, stop it, Jafar, I'd just managed to get him to do a little job for me. I don't need you to scare him off," The wardrobe said.
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The film stops again, and Kuzco steps onto the screen.
"I'm... I'm scarred for life." He shudders, "Why? Why did we have to see that?"
He walks back off the screen shaking his head and mumbling about horrible images.
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A/N: Okay, don't hate me. It's very weird, but it's nearly Halloween, right? So, I thought I'd be able to get away with it. Call this chapter a 'Halloween Rocky Horror Special". :)
It is Mulan-less, I know. Sorry, but she will have to wait for a bit; don't want her to come in at the wrong part and I seem to be entering new character's every chapter, and it's getting very confusing for me.
(1): Okay, hopefully this one doesn't need explaining,but jut so you know, Clopin sounds a little like 'clothes-pin', okay? T'was my sister's idea, and as I've said this chapter was devoted to her.
(2): I think that's right. I studied the Incans a few years back, and I seem to remember they thought their King was the son of the Sun God, Wiraqocha, right? If I'm wrong, please let me who. Also, if you spot any French that's wrong, tell me. I learn German not French, and I only remember a little, and what I don't know, I've asked my friend, who does study French. But if it's wrong, then tell me and I'll get it corrected, along with any spelling and grammatical errors I make. I know, they annoy me too, any try to get all of them as soon as I see them, but I'm only human, so I might make mistakes, right?
(3): Remember the Emperor's New School? Gee, I miss that show. Anyway, I believe he said that when he was attracted to someone (i.e. Malina). Strange kid.
(4): Yes, I know that in the film Frank N Furter was talking about a drug dealer. But here, they mean someone who feeds the Wardrobe? I don't know, just imagine! Also, I just want everyone to know that I am in no way being offensive to transvestites. It's just a song. Also, don't kill me about the Jafar thing. I don't want to upset any fangirls, it's just a joke. So, no flames about that please.
(5): If you don't know this song, go kill yourself. Joking, of course! But really, you don't know this song? Heavens, it's Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror Picture Show! Youtube is a good website :)
One last thing (and sorry for the incredibly long author's note!) I have realised that it might not be clear what the songs in these chapters are about. I thought that they would be a nice feature, as Disney is very music based. Also, yes they are all from musicals, because I adore musicals. Can people honestly say they don't? (Don't answer that)
Hope that cleaned up any confusion, and I'd like to thank Tinsy-Girl for her help and encouragment! I really appreciate it :)