Sorry this took so long. I've been working out some emotional problems so this hasn't been my first priority. Which is why this one is fairly short too, sorry guys!

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.


"Amaya, where have you been?" I yelled, watching the girl flinch. Missy hadn't come back last night, at all. So, I believe I had every right to be worried.

She turned around and smiled hesitantly as I continued to glare. "H-Hey, Christel. How are things?"

"Don't give me that! I was worried sick about you!"

"Aha.. Right. I ran into Greece and China- wanna come to the Allies meeting later today?" Amaya said, trying to charm me.

I raised my brow and gave her a questioning look. "Allies Meeting…? Hmm… Sure, but don't think that I'm done scolding you yet!" I snapped, turning around as the bell ending lunch rung.


"So you're coming to the Allies Meeting today?" America asked excitedly.

I nodded from my seat next to him, looking over his work. We were going over some type of math currently in class, and America had immediately moved next to me. Which made me realize the reason why he helped Amaya get me into Gakuen was so he would have someone do the work for him: AKA me.

"Mm, yeah. Amaya talked me into it after I yelled at her." I agreed absent mindedly, madly erasing at the American nations paper before making corrections.

"Yelled at her for what?" England joined in.

"She didn't come home last night." I sighed when they both made 'Carry on' motions. "I was going to work out with the Axis yesterday when she tagging along and-"

"You've been hanging out with the Axis?" America interrupted, turning at glare at Germany and Italy.

I rolled my eyes and smacked him on the head. "Why do you think I've been leaving with Italy these past few day? As I was saying; she tagged along, separated, and didn't even come back at all! I figure she would have been at the dorm by the time I got you to carry me back, but no! Goodness, made me wait all night for that darn girl."

It was silent for a moment and England began to say something when America interrupted again. "Sweet! You could totally spy for us!"

"I'M NOT GOING TO BE YOUR SPY!"


I nervously followed after the two English nations as the went down the hall opposite to the one you would take if you were going to the Axis. We entered the room to see France and some other nation that, well, gave me the creeps.

The creepy nation smiled at me. "Would you like to become one with Mother Russia, da~?"

"N-No, gracias," I squeaked, hiding behind England. I followed closely behind him as he walked towards a seat, and took the closest seat next to him. What? When I get freaked out like that, I attach myself to the closest thing. It just happened to be England, I swear. America took the seat at the head of the table, unsurprisingly, and we all sat for a bit while waiting for China and Amaya to arrive.

"That was the worst experience of my life." Amaya whined after a few minutes, floating through the door.

"What was?" I asked.

"I never want to speak of it again…" She said as she took the empty spot next to France.

"Qu'est-il arrivé?"

"Habbits manger des mines et de la Chine sont un affrontement échec."

"What are they saying…?" America asked.

"No clue…" Russia said smiling up to the other nation.

"Souhaitez-faire l'amour à vous sentir mieux?" He asked her.

I twitched. 'Souhaitez-faire l'amour à vous sentir mieux?' That sounded an awful like '¿Podría hacer el amor ayudará a sentirse mejor?' Which meant-

"Quoi?" She yelled, running to China's chair "I'd rather be scolded for poor eating habits than ever make love with you!"

Oh dear, it did mean what I thought it did.

"No need to be so mean…" France said, placing his head on the table.

"Pedophile! I'm only seventeen!"

"In my country, it's perfectly legal." France huffed, looking offended..

"Back off before I get the crowbar!" I yelled, glaring at France.

"If we could please get back to the topic of me…" America began, trying to get rid of the awkward topic.

"It's not always about you!" England said, glaring at him.

"Is so! Because I'm the hero after all!" America yelled.

"Maru kaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Marukaite Chikyuu, Chuugoku aru yo!" Amaya sung out suddenly.

"Draw a circle there's the earth, I am China…?" America asked, looking at her sadly.

"Huh…?" She asked, taking her headphone out "Couldn't hear you. ~"

"Never mind…" America said, looking down

"Dude! He's depressed now! He's never sad!" I yelled, glaring at Amaya. I quickly turned back to America, pulling out some Fruit Snacks from thin air and hugging him tightly. "America… Here are some fruit snacks… Cheer up."

"Yay! Thanks Chrissy!" America said, scarfing down the little treats.

I heard Amaya mutter something and China question her about it when England groaned. "America, your eating habits are bloody horrible!"

"They are not!"

"Like you're one to talk, England. You delinquent~" France joined in.

As England turned a bit red and began to argue with France now too, I let my mind roam. Delinquent? Ahh, right. The Punk phase. Before I could really get into that daydream, I realize that both America and France were beginning to pick on dear England now!

"He's is not!" I interrupted suddenly. "He's a refined gentlemen now." I nodded to myself, and from the corner of my eye I could see that Amaya had dozed off.

"Oh? You should have seen him in his Pirate days, mon cher." Well, THAT certainly caught my interest. I leaned towards the French nation to signal him to continue.

"W-Wait a minute!"

France began to say something when Amaya interrupted him. There was a lot of the happening today, wasn't there?

"I am the King~!"

All was silent as everyone in the room turned to stare at the sleeping girl. I burst out laughing after a moment of silence. The other nations stared at each other as I sat there giggle.

"What do you think she's dreaming about?"

"Oh, probably some messed up parody of Lion King." I said, wiping away tears from laughing so hard. "But everyone knows that Beauty and the Beast is the best Disney tale… even if it's French."

The nations decided to end the meeting there, leaving me to deal with my dorm mate. Once the other nations had clears, I walked over to my friend, and knelt close to her ear.

"WAKE UP!"

"Wah, what happened?" She yelled, jumping up.

"You slept through the whole meeting~," I replied, smirking.

"Really?"

I nodded. "You know you talk in your sleep, right?"

"Do not!"

"I am the King~!" I sang, before dashing out the door, cackling madly.

"What? That's not funny!" Amaya yelled, running after me.

Not that I was worried: I wasn't the one who skipped out on working out with Germany. I got this running thing down.


Qu'est-il arrivé- What happened?

Habbits manger des mines et de la Chine sont un affrontement échec- Mine and China's eating habbits are sure to end in failure(or somethng like that... hard to translate...)

Souhaitez-faire l'amour à vous sentir mieux- Would making love help you feel better

¿Podría hacer el amor ayudará a sentirse mejor?- See above.

And that's it, I'm afraid. Now go bother Amaya Loves Joo, my pretties!