OH MY GODS! I AM SOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT WRITING IN SUCH A LONG TIME. Okay thanks for letting me get that off my chest. Anyways…
Disclaimer: Still after ALL THIS TIME I am not Rick…
Alyssa's POV
Katie took off her jacket. Wow what a wuss.
"Travis, truth or dare?"
"Dare" he said.
"I dare you to spy on Angela and Conner."
He smiled wickedly. "My pleasure" He ran out, then in again. "Hey does anybody have a video camera?"
Skyler stood up. "I have one in my cabin, follow me."
"Thanks man"
"No problemo homie" They walked out.
"Who the F*** still says Homie?" I asked.
"My dad when he is trying to be cool." Said Percy.
"Yeah, that's like saying Home-dawg. But worse." Clarisse added.
"What a noob." Said Matthew.(AN: My computer doesn't accept noob as a word =( )
"I know right." Shelby said.
"Wow…" Annabeth said.
And then Katie was like "….."
"Hey what does spunk mean anyway?" Percy asked randomly.
"OH MY GOD!" Annabeth screamed. Though the rest of us were extremely confused.
"For the millionth time spunk means courage or spirit."
"Oh… So what does chutzpah mean?" Percy asked very confused.
"I'TS THE SAME THING!"
"Oh, so what does–"
"Dude, just let it go." Matthew interrupted.
"Okay, random…" Katie said.
Then Will just randomly ran in. "Hey I heard you guys were playing truth or dare. Can I play?"
"Sure, but why are your eyes so red?" I asked.
"I have allergies." He explained.
"Oh, so what are you allergic to?" Matthew asked.
"Hehe weeeeeed."Then he passed out.
Skyler and Travis walked in about five seconds after that.
"Ugh, Will is high again. Great." Sighed Travis.
"I'll go get Chiron." Skyler said.
"I'll go call his mom."
"I'll go sign him back in to the rehab center."
After half an hour of dragging a high demigod through camp, making a very upset mom cry, and annoying a rather rude rehab center, we finally got back around to playing truth or dare.
"So what were Angela and Connor doing?" Matthew asked.
"Dude, you don't even want to know." Travis said.
So Silena, truth or dare?"
"Truth." She said very quietly because she was still sitting on the floor, in a little ball, rocking back and forth from loss of make up.
"Is it true that you're…A GIRL?"
"WHAT THE FUCK. YES"
"Oh, okay just checking."
"Okay, Clarisse. Truth or dare?" Silena asked.
"Dare" She said rather wearily.
"I dare you…dramatic pause….TO SING THE THEME SONG OF HANNAH MONTANA LOUDLY OUTSIDE!"
"Why do you guys always give me the girly dares? I mean, I have a feminine side too. I am not just some kind of heartless bully without feelings. When Chris broke up with me I sat in my cabin crying, eating ice cream, and watching soap operas just like any other girl would. When I saw The Titanic I cried and wept for Jack to come back. And when Rose called herself Mrs. Dawson oh that was just sooo depressing." Clarisse ranted.
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"What?"
"Never mind, just go sing."
(AN-I will save you the singing part because it was just too horrible to be put to words. I will also save you the after math of many camp kids attacking expecting a battle but getting much worse. Also Clarisse beating the crap out of Percy for video taping the disaster. Which involves a pancake, a pack of gum, a jar of mayo, three lamp shades, and a zebra? I will spare you the details.)
"Ugh." Percy groaned finally coming around.
"Did the Titans win?" He asked warily.
"Percy what the Hades are you talking about? That was like four thousand years ago?"
"No, I mean the football team."
"Oh, sorry no"
"Shoot."
"So, what the Hades happened to Angela and Connor" Percy asked.
"Connor was too immature so I went back to Mathew." Angela explained.
"Oh, so whose turn is it?"
"Percy, truth or dare?"