"Wow!" Harvey said as they walked into their room.
It was big and spacious and very luxurious. It had a 30" flat screen 3DTV, wine coolers, Greek statues, a grand piano, and a bunch of other shit.
"Dudes this is awesome!" Wally said, jumping on to one of the leather seats an turning on the TV. "Dude, 3D is off the shit!" he said.
"Come on guys, let's get changed."
-break-
All the guys are in the living room waiting for Harvey.
"What the fuck is taking him so long!" Hoagie asked, impatiently tapping his foot on the ground.
"Come on guys." Wally said, as they made their way toward Harvey's room.
They walked into Harvey's room to see him in his underwear and a black shirt on, talking on the phone.
"Yea Lizzie," he held up a finger to the guys.
"No, we are not going to a strip club." he said laughing.
"YES WE ARE!" shouted Wally.
"N-no, that was just Wally debating with Hoagie and Nigel that we should visit the Robert Mondavi Winery then the Beaulieu Vineyards." Harvey said.
"I don't even know what that is." Wally said.
"Yea, oh I got to go, the guys are arguing even more-hold on a second." Harvey said, and shouted. "We will visit the Louis Martini Winery first!" he returned to his phone conversation, "Yea, the guys were arguing so I had to settle the score. Hey Lizzie, I have to go, the guys are leaving the hotel without me, yea, love you too."
"Seriously Harvey, you know the name of wineries in Napa?" Hoagie asked.
"Yea, I had to do research so if Lizzie asked I could easily cover my tracks." he said.
"Are you seriously wearing that?" Nigel asked looking at his clothes, which was a t-shirt and black jeans, while the rest of the guys were wearing more classy clothes.
"Yea, you got a problem with that?"Harvey asked. "And why are you wearing a purse?"
Wear what?" Hoagie asked.
"The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you just fucking with me?" Harvey said pointing to the purse Hoagie had on.
"It's where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one." Hoagie said, quickly adding "Besides, Abby got it for me."
"So does Joy Behar." Nigel said.
"No...it's just...never mind." Hoagie said, giving up.
"Come on guys, let's go to the roof." Harvey said.
"What, I'm pretty sure were not allowed to." Hoagie said.
"Hey, we are paying them, unless they want to kick us out before we pay, and they won't make money that way, then they won't kick us out." Nigel said.
-break-
"Wow." the boys said at the same time. You could see all of Vegas from up here, all the city lights.
"This is fucking awesome!" Hoagie said.
"This is Sin City guys."Nigel said.
"Hey everyone! I have the liquor!" Harvey said, producing a bottle if tequila and four shot glasses. He handed then out to everyone.
"Now, I would like to propose a toast," Harvey said, "You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner." the guys chucked, they knew Harvey since elementary school, "I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when Rachel brought Nigel home that day in High school, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack...it grew by one. So there...there were two of us in the wolf pack...I was alone, the first in the pack, and then Nigel joined in later. And six months ago, when Nigel introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!" Harvey said, lifting his glass. "To the Wolf Pack!"
"To the Wolf Pack!" they cheered, drinking their shots.
And that, our dear friends, is where this story to get super funny! So review!