A/N: Thanks for all the reviews everybody! You guys are literally the awesomest. So, things are gonna start to heat up a little more this chapter. I hope you likey.

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"Oooh! She's cute! I think I'll go talk to her!" Carlos said excitedly, pointing at a brunette across the room from them.

James put a hand on the excited smaller boy's chest, stopping him, "No Carlos, not her."

"Why not?" Carlos asked innocently, "She's totally hot."

"Look at her back pockets," James advised him.

"You are so shallow," Logan scolded, though he couldn't help but look too.

"No, I'm not talking about her ass, I mean literally, her pocket," James told him.

"Why?" Carlos asked. He looked up to James, and listened to his every word like it was law.

"See in the left pocket, how there's something cylindrical?"

"Oooh, James used a big word," Logan joked sarcastically.

James rolled his eyes, "Whatever. You see the tube thing, right?"

Carlos nodded.

"That's a tampon. And if a girl has a tampon..."

"She's on her period!" Carlos exclaimed, getting a few confused looks from those around them.

"Sssh, sssh," James told him, "but yeah, you're right. She's on her period. So steer clear."

"But James, if you like a girl, why does that matter?" Carlos asked.

"She'll be cranky. And there's no possibility of you getting any, so what's the point?" James told him, "Now, try looking for girls with condoms. They're the ones that are mor elikely to be easy."

Kendall, who'd been standing next to James, let out an annoyed sigh.

"You whore," he told James, "I'm going to get a drink."

James furrowed his eyebrows in confusion, "What's up his ass?"

"Clearly not you," Logan muttered as he went to follow Kendall.

"What?" James asked.

"I said I'm gonna go get some punch," Logan said, "before you spike it."

James grinned, waving a small bottle at Logan, "You know me too well."

"If you only knew."

James shrugged, disregarding the comment. Logan was weird.

~*~*Page breaking time!*~*~

"Hey," Logan said, walking up to join Kendall, who was getting a beer. Kendall was glaring angrily at James, grinding with some random girl. Carlos was with her friend, and frankly, he looked amazed.

"Hi," Kendall said dryly.

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing."

"It's James, isn't it?"

"What about him," Kendall said with a grimace.

"You're pissed he's out there whoreing around."

"He's always whoreing around."

"That doesn't mean you can't be pissed about it."

"Whatever," Kendall drank his beer angrily. "I'm just in a bad mood. James didn't do anything wrong."

"James is ALWAYS doing something wrong," Logan told him with a serious look.

"Well, nothing special then."

"Whatever you say," Logan sing-songed as he walked away.

James turned the girl around and started kissing her, sliding his hands down her sides onto her ass.

Kendall took another swig of the beer, turning and walking away. Maybe he'd go find someone to dance with.

*~*~Everybody up in the club gettin tipsyyy~*~*

Kendall was talking to some random stoner, who was high as a kite. He was telling some story about lizards and giant chickens and trucks. Kendall actually found it pretty fucking entertaining. He was feeling a little better, more loosened up.

"Hey," he heard and ever-familiar voice behind him. Kendall turned around to see James, who looked absolutely wasted. His shirt was crooked and his hair was -amazingly- messed up. He had smudges of lipstick on his neck and his eyes were puffy and red. He smelled like a mixture of beer, jello shots, and some weird perfume.

"Hi," Kendall said, a little confused. James was slurring his words, a lot, and all he'd said was 'hey.'

All of a sudden, James swung one leg over Kendall's. He sat down on one of Kendall's thighs, facing towards him and straddling his leg.

"I have to tell you something," he whispered, very loudly.

"I'm gonna go now," the stoner said casually. He didn't seem too bothered by what he saw before him. Then again, no one really knew what exactly he was seeing, with the LSD and all.

"So, James, whatcha doin'?" Kendall asked, with a little discomfort as he felt his pants get a little tighter. He was incredibly confused and knew people were starting to look, but he didn't want to push James away. Not just yet.

James leaned in so his mouth was pressed up against Kendall's ear. "There's a girl over in the other room. She wants to have a devil's threeway," he whispered. Kendall shivered. He could feel James's toungue licking him a little as he talked.

"A devil's threeway?" Kendall asked, confused. His voice cracked as he said devil. He was pretty damn sure James WAS the devil.

"Two dudes," James whispered. He fisted the hem of Kendall's shirt.

"What are you getting at?" Kendall asked, his green eyes glinting, when James pulled back.

James brought his face close to Kendall's, close enough for their noses to touch, and put a finger on his chest.

"I choose you," he said, as he ran his finger down Kendall's torso. He stopped when he hit the top of Kendall's jeans, then stuck his finger under the brim a little and held it there. Kendall gasped, feeling himself go harder.

"Whataya say?" James asked with a wink, "She's really hot." He got up off of Kendall's leg, holding an arm out for Kendall to take. Not that in the state he was in, James could support himself completely, much less Kendall.

Kendall stood up and put an arm around James, who instantly slumped into his shoulder.

"I'm in," he said, "Show me the way."

James grinned and stumbled off towards the room where his latest fuck buddy was waiting. She was waiting by the door, twirling her hair, and she wiggled her fingers when she saw James and Kendall.

Kendall smirked. Sure, the girl was hot. But he just couldn't get over what he'd just agreed to do with James.

~*~*Lalala I think I liked writing that part*~*~

James ran his hands down Kendall's sides. He pulled Kendall's shirt off and pushed him down onto the bed. Kendall moaned as James licked from his neck down to his happy trail. With a devious grin, James started to undo Kendall's pants.

"Hey," the girl said in a seductive voice, sliding in next to James. She wrapped her arms around his neck and bit his ear.

James smiled for a second and kissed her, then turned his attention back to Kendall. He climbed up on top of him and kissed along his jawline. Kendall reached up and grabbed James's belt loops. He pulled James's hips down to his own, wiggling back and forth a little.

The girl huffed and traced a finger down Kendall's arm, but there wasn't much space for her to get between the two. She was ignored.

"Well, you two would clearly rather just fuck each other. I'm out," she said angrily, crossing her arms. She was expecting at least one of them to get up and chase after her, but the guys didn't even look up.

"Hey, have you seen a tall muscly guy with hazel eyes and brown hair and a dirty blonde with green eyes and huge eyebrows anywhere?" Logan asked her after she got out of the bedroom.

"Oh, aren't YOU funny," she said angrily, grabbing a drink off a nearby table and tossing it in his face.

"Wha..." Logan watched her stalk away angrily, rubbing his eyes. What on earth did he say? Whatever it was, he'd gotten a drink tossed in his face. And it hurt like a bitch.

*~*~Now back to those sexy fuckers~*~*

Kendall reached a hand up under James's shirt and ran it over his perfect abs.

"I'm surprised this shirt is still on," Kendall observed.

"You can change that," James breathed.

"If you wish," Kendall said with a smirk. He started to pull it off, when James suddenly grabbed both of his hands and pinned them down to the bed.

"No. With your teeth," he commanded. In a matter of minutes, James had transformed from a drunk guy with no idea what he was doing into a dominant sexual beast.

Kendall slithered down and bit the hem of James's shirt. James let go of his hands and Kendall put them on James's hips, for leverage. He pulled the shirt up and over James's head. Gone.

James smiled and kissed Kendall, on the lips for the first time. It made it all the more personal, like he was actually kissing a person, not just a body. He moved to kissing the corner of the blonde's lips, then returned and put his toungue deeper into his mouth. Their toungues wrestled around until James broke the kiss, both panting. He kissed along Kendall's jawline, and the kissing quickly turned to biting. Kendall put his hands on James's lower back and then slid them into his pants. He pulled his hands all the way around to the front, and then took James's black skinny jeans off for him.

With a grin, James took off his boxers, and snapped the waistband of Kendall's.

"Let's get rid of these, shall we?" he growled. Kendall took them off and James leaned down, rolling his hips with Kendall, who quickly caught the beat. They were both plenty hard and James reached and grabbed Kendall's dick. He pumped it for a minute, then teased Kendall with a lick. Kendall whimpered.

"Fuck, James, I want you."

James climbed back up the bed so his face was above Kendall's and gave him a fast but deep kiss.

"Do you, now?" James whispered in a deep voice. It was just about the sexiest thing Kendall had ever heard.

"Yes, yes I fucking do!" Kendall begged, clenching onto the sheets.

"Then turn over. I want you on your knees," James told him, making room for Kendall to do so. Of course, he didn't give him too much room. Their bodies still rubbed against eachother as Kendall moved.

James held himself up over Kendall. He grabbed at his sides, back, legs, his dirty blonde hair. He ran a finger down the side of Kendall's face and kissed his neck. He branded each part of Kendall's body with every touch. It was now `Property of James Diamond, and it would never ever be the same as before.

"Is it gonna hurt?" Kendall asked with a yelp as he felt James start to press his erection against his ass.

"Like the little bitch you are," James hissed. Somehow, this helped assure Kendall that he wanted it even more.

James started sliding himself in. Just as he started, Kendall cried out in pain.

"Sshh, it'll be worth it," James whispered as he went in farther.

"Oh my GOD! James it hurts!"

James just moaned as he thrust harder.

"James!" Kendall screamed, "FUCK!"

"LOUDER!" James screamed back at him, as if he was pumping up a crowd.

"Oohh, oh my God, don't stop!" Kendall yelled. James leaned into it more. He had no intentions of stopping.

"Kendall," James moaned loudly, holding on to the blonde's hips.

"HARDER!" Kendall screamed. So James went harder.

~*~*Why don't we all just cool off for a second?*~*~

A/N: So, um, I think that was the dirtiest I've written so far. Wow. That sounds pretty dumb. Compared to some things, it wasn't even that bad.

I'm sitting up an hour after I'm supposed to be off the computer, writing this, even though I won't post it up till tommorow.

But... Yeah. That was some Kames smut.

Tell me what you think.