A/N: Well hey there. Oh my god, has it been a week since I updated? I'm really sorry, I spent forever updating my crossover and I have tons of work and horse stuff and all that and well, sorry I hadn't had time. Also, I could only think of an ending for the chapter, but I needed a beggining. Usually if I have a beggining, I'm all set to just kind of wing it.

*~*~Sorry for taking so long!~*~*

Kendall went over to the elevator, shaking his head. What the fuck was wrong with James? One minute he wanted Kendall, the next he didn't, the next he was angrily making out with him and walking away like nothing abnormal had happened.

The elevator doors opened and Carlos stepped out. He looked frantic.

"Was James here? I think I might've pissed him off," Carlos asked innocently.

"Carlos, you have no idea," Kendall told him. He pushed past the little latino and got into the elevator.

"Hey Kendall," greeted Jo's voice when he reached the lobby. Unbelievable. Did there have to be people EVERYWHERE he went?

"Hi Jo," Kendall said, stopping in front of her but itching to run off to anywhere but, well, there.

"We haven't spent much time together lately," Jo said casually, twirling her hair. This, of course, was how she would casually hint at Kendall that they REALLY needed to spend time together and that they should right then if it was the last thing she did. Kendall didn't understand why she wouldn't just come out and say what she meant. Girls were so confusing.

"I'll call you later today, we'll make a date for dinner this week, ok?" Kendall said, trying to just satisfy her so he could move the fuck on.

Jo nodded and squinted at him a little. She was probably noticing that his eyes were a little red and that he seemed distracted. Of course, anyone would be distracted after they just got mouth raped. Especially if the person who mouth raped them was a kissing god.

"Yeah, I'll catch you later, okay? Gustavo wants me over at Rocque Records."

Jo nodded again and left. Kendall tried to get out of the Palm Woods as quickly as possible, and make eye contact with no one.

~*~*Now back to Jamie*~*~

James sat down on the edge of the roof, biting his lip. What the fuck had he just done? Damn, Kendall must've been confused as hell. But so was he. The score was even. It was sort of a lose-lose.

Or maybe it was a win-win. They were both fantastic kissers and they were both great in bed. But in a true win-win, for James at least, there would be no emotional attachments. No feely conversations. No frustration. No confusion. No anger. And certainly no love.

Really, James's ideal relationship was just sex. Just a body rocking under him, and that was it. It didn't matter who exactly it was, as long as they were good in bed and hot.

Kendall fit the criteria perfectly. He was fantastic in bed. He had a very talented set of lips. And he was definitely hot. It was just that with Kendall, it DID matter who it was. Because, well, it was KENDALL. And Kendall was kind of a big deal.

James turned around when he heard footsteps behind him. Standing at the top of the staircase was a short latino boy wearing a helmet and a very apologetic face. James sighed. He'd been a douche to poor Carlos. Carlos really didn't do anything wrong.

"I'm sorry, James," Carlos said quietly, his big brown eyes pleading.

"It's alright, Carlos. I'm not mad at you, I'm just mad," James explained.

"Well who are you mad at?" Carlos asked curiously.

"I don't know, pretty much every couple in the world, together or not. But it doesn't matter. I'm sorry I got so pissed and snapped at you," James told him, standing up.

"Then can I have a hug?" Carlos asked him.

"Yeah, you can have a hug," James replied, walking over to him and wrapping his arms around his smaller friend. He even cracked a smile.

*~*~No one can deny that Carlos is adorable okay~*~*

"Hey," Logan greeted as Carlos walked into their shared room. Carlos sat down on the bed next to Logan and took off his helmet. He blew air out of his lips in exasperation, clearly tired.

"What's up?" Logan asked, "How'd your talk with James go?"

Carlos sat up and looked at Logan, "Okay, I guess." He said it in this pouty way, so that Logan just knew Carlos wanted him to ask about it.

"Do you wanna tell the story?" Logan asked Carlos, as if the thought was completely his own idea. It was this little game they played. It made Carlos happy, so Logan figured it was worth it each time.

Carlos's face lit up when Logan offered, as it always did. "Yeah. Okay, I was trying to tell James that he should just give Kendall a chance. He's always so worried about getting hurt, so he hurts everyone around him. I don't get it!" Carlos threw the helmet that he held in his hands to the ground in frustration.

"It's okay," Logan said, patting Carlos on the back and picking the helmet up. "What happened next?"

"Well," Carlos continued, "James said that no couples stay happy together, so I used my parents as an example. But now I realize that was a really bad idea, because James's parents hate each other so James clearly didn't appreciate it. And then James ran off and I think he did something that upset Kendall, but neither of them told me what. So I eventually found him up on the roof, and it took me almost five minutes of searching!"

Logan shook his head. Carlos had the attention span of a ferret.

"And then?" Logan inquired.

"Then James said he was sorry for getting mad and he gave me a hug but I still think he's upset," Carlos finished off.

"That doesn't seem bad," Logan told him.

"Yeah, but I just wish I could've gotten through to James more. All I really wanted was to show him that if you like someone, you should be with them."

Logan nodded for a minute, then turned to face Carlos. They had slowly been wedged in closer to each other because Logan's bed had sunk down with their weight.

"So if I liked you," Logan said, "then I should do this?"

He took Carlos's chin lightly in his hand, using one finger to tip it up, and placed a gentle kiss on him.

"You like me, Logie?" Carlos said excitedly, grinning.

Logan smirked, cracking his signature crooked smile. He leaned in again, tilting his head a little more to the side this time as they kissed again.

"Different," Logan mused when they pulled apart again, "but good."

~*~*Now isn't that fluffy?*~*~

A/N: He hey! Ok, so, yeah, that was that. I'm really not a Cargan girl, but I just felt like it fit here. I had to put them with each other, seeing as there was a scene in the last chapter and that second scene in this chapter had definite Kogan and Jarlos vibes. But it's just gonna be friend type Kogan and Jarlos, so yeah. And don't worry, the Cargan is pretty much only gonna be implied and mentioned here and there. No more big Cargan scenes (well maybe one, I never really know).

And I am very sorry if that fluff was horrible and made you want to puke rainbows everywhere. I'm really not a fluff girl either. What I like best is Kames comedy/smut/angst. So that last scene was really not my thing at all. And I'm very sorry to anybody just like me who wanted the Kames mentioned above but not the Cargan. And IF you're like that, tell me so I can read your stuff, ok? Review pleeeease!

ONE MORE THING: Who saw the Big Time Break Up promo? Not gonna lie, I cried. I don't even like Jo! But I realized I'm kinda gonna miss her.