A/N: I am so so sorry I have taken so long to update. Stuff came up, mostly tests, and I was unable to work on any of my stories. I've kinda lost inspiration for some, but trying to regain it to finish all my new and old stories before summer break is up!
Disclaimer: D. Gray-man, Kuroshitsuji, and Soul Eater character(s) do not belong to me.
New: A new character comes in! From Eyeshield 21! Don't worry if you don't know him, the characters don't know him either! So he shall be introduced to you!
" . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . hah! You blinked!"
"Dammit."
"You owe me a dollar!"
"I never agreed."
"Are you people that bored?"
"Deidara cheated; he only has one eye in his unsymmetrical face. That's cheating."
"You know what I wanna do to your's right now?"
"You people are so immature. It's just a staring contest."
"Humph, says the guy with a make-up obsession."
"At least I don't look like a bloody red whore."
As Deidara yelled at Kid, and Grell and Kankuro were at each other's faces, Krory stood by himself in the corner of the small classroom, looking out the 4 story windows and out to the parking lot of the building they were in. he looked like an anxious, eager child, waiting for his father's car to greet him from a long day's work. Every time he saw a recently parked car door open, his fists against the window clenched in suspense, waiting for Hidan, but, he'd step back when he saw it wasn't him. The arguing students waiting for their teacher turned to look at the vampire look-a-like oddly staring outside.
"What's he doing?" asked Grell in a weirded out way.
"Waiting for that idiot Jashin worshipper," Deidara muttered uninterested as he crossed his arms.
"Damn sensei, he's 20 minutes late!" Kankuro complained as he sat on his seat and crossed his legs.
"That idiot better have a good damn reason to be late!" Grell yelled angrily as he walked up tot the dry-erase board behind Hidan's desk and wheelie chair.
"What're you doing?" Kid asked as Grell wrote on the board with a evil smirk of satisfaction.
"I'm drawing art!" Grell squealed.
"My God, its probably as terrible as you dress," Kankuro sneered.
"Hmmm, it needs a little more . . . " Deidara muttered as he grabbed a marker and started drawing on the board also.
From their seats, Kid and Kankuro moved from side to side, trying to peak at what the two 'artists' were doing.
"There, its beautiful!" Deidara yelled proudly.
"It's one of the bestest things I've had the pleasure of doing!" Grell squealed as he clasped his hands together with lit up eyes. Kankuro and Kid sighed; they could see sparkling starts of delight coming from the two 'artists'. Then, al four of them flinched as they saw a blurry black shadow run from the window to a seat; Krory had run so fast like his life had depended o it. He panted heavily as he looked around nervously, covering his whole body with his cloak.
"Dammit vampire, you almost gave me a heart attack!" Grell angrily scolded Krory as his hand rested o his chest from the fright.
"T-their here . . ," Krory nervously stuttered as he covered himself with his cloak, shaking.
"Who? Sensei?" Kid asked as he turned to look at the man, his whole body trembling under his cloak.
"'Their'? Who's 'their'?" Deidara muttered as he and Grell headed for their seats.
Everyone got quiet as they heard a commotion from the stairway down the hall. They could hear many footsteps and loud voices. The floor started shaking a little from all the commotion. Everyone looked at the door as it got closer. Then, the noises and commotion stopped, all that could be heard was the sound of Krory's seat shaking.
"Where'd the noise go?" Krory timidly uttered. Kid shrugged, Kankuro's head was now tilting back on his chair, falling asleep. Deidara was busy fixing his hair, and Grell sat there working on filing his sharp clawy nails.
"Where'd the noise go then-?"
Then, the door is kicked open so hard without warning, Hidan bolts in the room looking angry and cross as he ran up to his students sitting I a perfectly neat row, and swings his large scythe over their heads.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!" Hidan yelled. Everyone looked at him confused and with boiling rage.
"What the hell . . . WHAT THE HELL?" Deidara yelled angrily.
"You pervert!" Grell yelled as he threw his broken nail filer at Hidan's head/
"H-huh?" Kankuro muttered as he found himself on the ground. He had fallen backwards on his chair. Kidd didn't move or flinch, he looked bored to death. Everyone, except for Kidd, looked around the room.
"Hey, where's the vampire?"
"Up there," Kidd muttered as he pointed at the ceiling light bulb and shandeleir, swinging back and forth with a black cloak and buldge hanging on to it for dear life.
"Damn sissy, get down!" Hidan yelled as he threw his scythe at Krory. Krory yelped, feeling the object stab his back a little. He fell on the ground and crawled fro his seat, covering his whole trembling being with his cloak as he clutched onto his knees he'd raised on his seat with himself and closed his eyes tightly.
"Okay you useless excuses for men, listen up!" Hidan yelled as he walked to thefront of his class, dragging his scythe behind.
"Uh, sensei. Why'd you leave the door open?"
"Why are you late old man?"
"What's with the weird comment?"
"When did he get in here . . .?"
"ALL OF YOU SHUT IT!"
Everyone got quiet as they sat in their seats properly. Koryr poked his head out of his cloak and looked at the angry Jashin as he sat on his desk, his arms used to lean back and his scythestabbed into the desk. Poor desk, it had so many stab holes . . .
"Sensei, did you sleep well?" Krory asked as he raised his hand in innnocent curiosity.
"I went on a date last night, she walked out in the middle of it. I've been up all night reviewing everything in my head on how it went back . . .," Hidan uttered depressed as he made circles on the desk with his finger, ready to cry as he curled himself up on the desk. Everyone except krory looked at him weirded out.
"It's okay, I'm sure she had to go to the bathroom really really bad and was too embarressed to come back," Krory murmured as he patted Hidan's back, standing beside his desk.
"-sniff- I try so hard to please Mother, but she hates me because of my 'prefences'!" Hidan cried depressed as he raised his knees closer up to his face as he cried patheticly.
"Damn, old man's got issues," Grell uttered. The other three looked at Grell; like you of all people can talk . . .
"Like you can talk," Kidd murmured, saying what was on everyone's mind.
"what you say shorty?" Grell angrily murmured, glaring at Kidd from afar.
"I'm just saying, its not like its true or anything," Kidd muttered as he crossed his arms; he, Kankuro and Deidara started snickering.
"Hmph, your just jealous cause I'm sexier than you!" Grell grunted sulking as he pointed at Kidd, leaning forward in his chair. The three of them erupted in laughter. kankuro fell on the floor to his knees, laughing as he held his stomach.
"OMG, that's funny. This man's funny!" Kankuro yelled as he calmed down, drying the tears that had formed on the sides of his face, as he sat back in his seat.
"Oh Grell, you're killing us over here!" Deidara murmured as he finally calmed down.
" . . . . . . I hate you guys," Grell uttered frustrated.
"Sensei, are we gonna be doing anything?" Kidd asked.
"Can't you see the idiot's having a mid-life crisis?" Deidara murmured as he crossed his arms and tilted his head back, rolling his eyes.
"-sniff- I wanna die," Hidan uttered under a mountain of tissues.
"Cry it all out!" Krory cried out. The two held each other crying; everyone looked at the two crybabies weireded out.
"Hey idiots, I didn't drive all the way out here at 9 in the morning for nothing!" Deidara angrily yelled.
"You wanna die? I'll cut you in half with my chainsaw!" Grell yelled out angrily, bolting from his chair and pointing at the two crybabies.
"Humph, a chainsaw? Never used one of those," a voice said coming from outside the room, from beyond the open door.
"What?" Grell murmured confused.
"But my weapons are better," said the voice laughing.
"Huh? Why's that?" Grell asked placing his hands on his hips.
"Cause mine can make you dance!" The voice yelled in pure glee as guns pointed inside the room and at the four of them. They all shot up from their seats as a rain of bulltes and flames were shot at the four of them. They started jumping and crying as they ran around the room confused, chaised by them.
"Dance you worthless cowards, dance!" The blond spiky haired man criad out.
"What the hell are you doing?" Deidara yelled.
"YOUR GOING TO KILL US!" Kidd yelled.
"YA-HA! YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN, PIPSQUEAKS! IT'S NO BLOOD OFF MY BODY, JUST YOURS!" The blond spiky haired man hissed as he smiled diabolicly at them with his menacing sharp teeth, just like Krory's. Eeveryone turned pale white in utter fear and ran faster, crying.
"S-SPLIT UP!" Kankuro yelled. eeveryone ran in diffirent directions; the man shot his gun and flamethrower everywhere without a care in the world.
-5 minutes later-
"- cha chak chak- Damn, out of amo . . ." the man sighed. The four of them fell on the floor in relief and panted exhausted, trying to catch their breathe.
"Oh thank God," Kankuro panted, laying on his back.
"Oh well, at least I should use up the flamethrower then," the blond smiled as he took out his flamethrower and smiled evily.
"PLEASE STOP!" The four yelled on sheer terror as they cowered into a corner. The man pointed his flamethrower away from them and sighed.
"Humph, get on your knees and cry for-!"
"PLEASE GIVE US MERCY!" The four yelled bowing down to the blond spiky haired man. Their clothes were full of holes, smoke and burns.
"Mercy? I was thinking more in the lines of begging me to spare your lives," the man smiled. Everyone else shot up and crowded against the corner of the wall; this man was serious.
"HIDAN YOU MORON, DO SOETHING!" Deidara yelled as everyone else hid behind him, using him as a shield.
"-sniff- He's your new substitute while I -hic- recover . . . " Hidan mumbled as he cleaned his nose, still sittin gon his desk, curled up in agonizing depression.
"My name is Hiruma Youichi, and-" the black dressed figure pointed his flamethrower to the floor, " I am the Commander from Hell!" HIruma laughed evily as his flmethrower spitted viscious flames around him, giving him a hellish look; he really looked like he was from Hell.
"AGH!" Everyone shrieked as they ran under their seats in sheer terror. Hiruma walked up towards them, in front of the class as he slung his flamethrower behind himself.
"Hey, aren't there five of you?" HIruma murmured as he placed his hands on his waist.
"You scared one to death, " Kid mumbled as he, with a trembling hand, pointed at krroy, who liad on his back passed out besides Hidan's desk, his mouth with foam coming out of it.
"If you thought that was scary, wait till you see what's in my suitcase," HIruma sneered as he, from nowhere, kicked the mourning HIdan off his desk and slammed his metal suitcase on it so loud, everyone flinched.
"I can't wait to try out these on you pipsqueaks," Hiruma smiled evily as he opened his suitcase to show the four terrified students; all they could see were guns, rifles, granades, flamethrowers, bazookas and . . . . . . . . a small black notebook?
"Uh, what's that?" Asked Deidara scared, pointing at the notebook.
"Oh this? Its my notebook. It's the most dangerous weapon out of al lof these," Hiruma innocently smiled as he raised his notebook to show to his class; it looked harmless.
"Threat Notebook?" Grell mumbled, reading the botebook's heading.
"Oh, I use this bad boy to make people my slaves and destroy their lives," Hirums bluntly said. everyone looked nervously at him.
"As stupid as that sounds, I believe you," Kid mumbled nervously as everyone nodded their heads in agreement.
"Hah, don't take me lightly pipsqueak," Hiruma mumbled as he loaded up one of his automatic rifles and pointed it at them, along with his flamethrower, placing one foot over Krory's passed out body like he was king.
"When I get through with training, you'll al be cured of your insanity!" Hiruma histaricly laughed.
"Us insane? Your the one who's trying to kill us!" Grell yelled angrily, pointing his finger at Hiruma, waving his arm up and down histaricly as he did so.
"Me? Crazy?" Hiruma asked as he evily smiled. He then started shoting at them and put his flamethrower on maximum as he laughed in pure joy seeing them terrified. Everyone else ran for their lives in the classroom as Hiruma chased them; there were bulletholes and smoke everywhere from the walls, to the seats, to the broken shandelier light to their clothes.
"Are you insane? Our gonna hurt one of us!" Kid yelled angrily as he franticly ran crying.
"Hurt? I wouldn't do that; I'm just trying to kil you with intimidation and fear; I wanna scare you shitless," Hiruma laughed.
"YOU SADIST, HIDAN DO SOMETHING!" Deidara yelled hiding under a chair, as empty bultes shot everywhere.
"I approve of whatever he does," Hidan uttered as he sat in his emo corner with a fire and bullet proof suit, a fort of sandbags and wires protecting him.
"YOU ASSHOLE!" Kankuro cried out.
"That's it, I'm leaving!" Grell yelled as he glared at the door with an evil smile. Before Grell approached him and started groling at him and barking wieldly.
"Cerberus, eat anyone who tries to escape," Hiruma smiled as he stopped fiering, Grell slowly walked back and calmly sat in his mistreated seat, sacred shitless. Everyone decided to do the same thing.
"Pipsqueaks, I welcome you al to Hell!" HIruma laughed evily as he raised his arms up in the air victoriously, his dog's barking and pieces of wall and ceiling faling from the aftermath.
We're all going to die.
Deidara: Are you trying to kill us?
Kid: I'm suing!
Grell: That dog's scary!
Kankuro: That guy's crazy!
Hiruma: Intimidation always wins!
Hidan: -sniff sniff- I'm in despair! I can never recover from my mom's heneious act!
Everyone (students): WHAT? YOU BETTER!
Krory: -wakes up- Uh, what happened? Oh look, what a cute puppy! -goes and pets Cerberus-
Everyone(besides Hiruma and Hidan): -stares in awe-
Hiruma: You guys don't like me? -cha chak-?
Everyone(students): What made you think that? -trembling in terror in a faraway corner-
Grell: Your the manliest, go kill him! -pushes Kid towards HIruma-
Kid: I'm just a child! Well, uh, I do not agree with your Spartan training!
Hiruma: You don't? What's your name?
Kid: Uh, Death the Kid. - looks nervous-
Hiruma: -looks thru notebook- Hmmm, interesting.
Kid: W-what?
Hiruma: -puts notebook in back pocket and takes out a piece of paper and a pencil, holds it up to Kid-
Kid: -nervous- W-what're you gonna do with that?
-Hiruma draws a crooked line-
Kid: NO! THAT'S UNSYMMETRICAL!
-Hiruma darws another crooked line, smiling evily-
Kid: NO! ARE YOU CARZY? -pulls hair-
-Hiruma draws another crooked line, laughing hystericaly-
Kid: HAVE MERCY! -patheticly slams fists on floor-
Hiruma: I can do this all day! - laughs as he makes another crooked line-
Everyone(except Krory): That guy takes sadism to a whole new level . . . .
Hiruma: Anyone else disagree's? -looks at them evily smiling as he thorws the paper and pencil on Kid. Kid grabs the paper, hoping to erase the lines, but finds the eraser has been all used up-
Kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -passes out-
Everyone(except Krory): -terrified- Nope, we completely agree with you! -put up fake smiles nervously at Hiruma-
Hidan: -sigh- Football players these days . . . . .
Hiruma: You spineless cowards! -starts shooting at them randomly, laughing evily. Everyone runs for their lives and hide behind Krory, who's carrying Cerberus-
Grell: Put that rabbied, minature monster down!
Krory: But its so cute . . .
Everyone (except Hiruma): Are you insane?
Hiruma: -smiles as he points his weapon- Guess this guy's the manliest out of all of you.
Everyone(except Hiruma and Krory): HAAAAAAHH? THAT'S SO NOT TRUE!
Hiruma: I'l bet he can kick all of your asses! -laughs, enjoying the reactions of the humiliating comments-
Deidara: -crying- No one commented on my artwork . . . .
-Everyone glared at Krory-
Krory: Why's everyone angry at me? -Cerberus, in Krory's hands, started barking madly at the others for upsetting Krory-
Everyone: AGHHH! MAKE IT STOP!
Hiruma: -pets Cerberus- Hah, he likes yah!
Everyone: A demon dog liking a sissy, what has this world come to?