Hello. It's been over a year of absence, for this story anyway. Wow, I reread everything I typed up for this. Frankly I think it all sucks. What came over my mind? So many spelling errors and crazy things . . . (I didn't have Microsoft back in the day).

Though that isn't my writing style anymore, I shall still try to write like it.

Cast (so far):

Hidan, Deidara, Kankuro: Naruto Shipuuden

Krory: -man

Death the Kid: Soul Eater

Grell: Kuroshitsuji

Hiruma, Cerberus: Eyeshield 21

Order of seats (permanently until further notice):

Grell, Death the Kid, Krory, Deidara, Kankuro

P.S. Yeah about the two main characters being Hidan and Krory . . . it's really more Death the Kid now. =.=

Well after almost a year of absence I have been exposed to new shows and stuff. What does that mean? Yup, a whole lot of new characters are coming in. Most of them are from very well-known anime shows and stuff. When a new character is introduced I shall point it out in the story. DO not worry, I will describe them.

I forget where I was going with this story, so I'm just doing whatever and adding adventures they have. Wahoo for adventures! I promise my other current stories aren't like this one and are actually normal . =.= Whoever is still reading this, you are a brave soldier and for that I love you. Good luck! ^.^d

Alright first as always to come to class!

Kid strolled down the front of the college building where his 'manly' class was taking place. His friends, really just Soul and Black Star, had been the evil fiends for enrolling him into this hell hole. His father had prohibited him from doing anything till he graduated the class.

He calmly walked into the building where a blast of cold air hit his face.

Ah, so good. He thought at the feeling as he closed his eyes only to be silenced in thought as something sharp brushed against his nose.

Death the Kid's POV

What in the world was that?

I look up and glance around the chaos of a first floor it has become.

Deidara is throwing clay everywhere. Grell is screaming about split ends. Kankuro is busy talking to the young lady at the front desk, and Krory was busy trembling under a bench. I feel my face frown and stomach churn.

What have I ever done to deserve this?

Everyone then freezes as we see Mr. Hiruma kick the door open only to be pulling a wagon behind him.

"A little too old to be pulling a wagon don't you think?" Grell and Deidara snickered as they ceased their activity. I take a seat besides Krory, too nervous to comment. I know better than to mess with a man I believe escaped Hell itself.

"This isn't just an ordinary wagon, my poor fellow," smiled Hiruma as he pushed a plant off a table and reached into said red wagon and pounded at the large stack of paperwork sitting on it.

"You all see this right?"

We all nod as we take the rest of the seats in the waiting area of the front desk.

Something isn't right. He usually makes us run laps before class begins and what's with everyone being early and on time.

"This is all of your history and dialogue of forever you've had in anything. All the hard work, sweat and tears your 'creators' or authors have ever put into you."

He reaches behind his black jean's pocket and throws what seems to be bookmarks, postcards, pens and key chains on the floor.

"They've made money off of all of you at some point too, huh?" he said laughing.

"What are you getting at?" asked Grell crossing his arms annoyed.

"Hey are you trying to say I'm some kind of whore? Because I'm not!" yelled Deidara showing a fist.

"Gentlemen, there are a lot of things that describe a 'man'. Fearless, courageous, courteous, polite, bright, funny, leader, etc etc blah blah. Since your teacher is lacking more than half, he has had what we call a 'lame breakdown'."

"What's a lame breakdown?" I ask raising my hand to speak.

"It's when a man his age realizes he has sucked all his life and can never do anything right."

We all stare at him paled.

"Isn't that a middle age crisis?" asked Kankuro. Somewhere behind us we hear the dog growl. We all flinch terrified.

"I am going to teach you all a good lesson," grinned Hiruma, "I have found the perfect people to help you all see that you all have a problem. You will all start reporting this early in the morning for every session. You will all have three teachers. Mr. G, Mr. S, and Mr. C. I think you all will NOT get along with them which is the point of the whole thing. Some of you will not get to be with some of the teachers. Some of you will. They will all help me crush your souls," he laughed.

"So your pawning us off on someone else?" asked Deidara leaning back in his chair.

"I've got a life too you know. As weird as some of them might be I think it will be good for all of you," he smiled.

"Are they well informed of us?" asked Kankuro.

"As much as those stalking you on the internet are," he grinned.

"Also, Hidan neglected to tell you that at the end of this whole coarse you will all have dinner with the person that makes you the most . . . you."

"What does that mean?" I ask not liking the sound of it.

"It means, pipsqueak, what it means. "

"Oh I hope you don't mean the person that urks us the most," said Deidara with a frown.

"Heh, well I hope you enjoy reunions. Well your first instructor is about to come any second now. Any last questions?"

"Why do I need this class?" we all asked.

"Because your all weirdos," he answered as a flash of green dashed up to us. A tall strong built blond stood in front of us wearing what looked like army clothes. He narrowed his eyes at us.

"Stand up when you're superior is in front of you!" yelled the man.

We didn't move.

"I said STAND UP OR I'LL DRAG YOU ALL INTO VHE FREEZING RUSSIAN COLD!" he growled. We all shot up and saluted him with our hands on our foreheads.

"My name is Germany and I vill not hesitate to break all of your backs! Now ve're all going to run every morning around the college football field and afterwards ve're gonna exercise and stretch and run some more and I will not hear of you all being veak! I have trained in all of your realms and can fight as well as all of you can in your respective worlds!" the man, Germany, hissed as he pointed at us with a sturdy hand.

"Oh really?" asked Grell getting up to challenge the man.

"You think you can beat me?" he laughed at Germany's face, "I want to see you try!"

Before we could blink twice Grell shot his hand out and went to stab at Germany's face. The man grabbed at Grell's hand and flipped the man over.

"OUCH!" he squeaked lying face down on the floor.

"Ah yes Villiam (William) has told me all about you. You are very bold and rash yet a worthy opponent. Your problem seems to be being too rash. We should work into turning you a little more emotionless."

"Well don't just stand there, someone help a lady up!" screamed Grell. No one made an inch to move. The blond man in front of us was very . . . intimidating. His frown twitched, growing impatient.

I decide to get up and help the poor old fool off the ground. As I pull Grell up, I stare up at curiosity at the teacher.

"All right you all head outside now and try anything funny or run away and I will crush you!"

"Aww, what really is the difference between him and Hiruma?" muttered Deidara as he dragged Krory behind himself along with Kankuro. I can't seem to peel my eyes off the man. He is . . so . . .so . . .!

"SYMMETRICAL! !" I can't help but admire as I stare at the man with glossy, bubbly eyes. He raises a brow at me and his eyes shoot wider when he remembers something.

"Ah yes, Death the Kid. Son of the Shinigami in that world. I remember you being fond of symmetry. Vhy yes that is a good thing. I love symmetry myself too."

"Really?" I squeak in a girlish way. I follow the man with my hands clasped together in admiration as I drag Grell behind me.

"Oh yes really. Cleanliness and perfection should always be seeked out. There is nothing worse than being a messy, misguided and miscalculated person," he spat.

I can't believe my luck to have such an instructor this is most wonderful!

As he walk outside into the humid football field, we all start to take our coats and jackets off. I myself start folding my long sleeves and untie my tie.

"Alright you fools get in line for a count off," he said as he looked through his clipboard. I of course obey his order and quietly stand before the frail looking vampire and the NOT make-up wearing fool.

"Alright I want you all to blah blah blah blah . . ."

I can't really hear whatever he's saying, I'm paying too much attention to his symmetrical mouth. Even as he speaks he does so symmetrically! I can't get enough of him!

"Hey . . . is he alright?" asked Deidara bending forward from his spot in line to glance at me.

"He's too busy eyeing the teacher," grumbled Kankuro standing beside me in a black shirt looking annoyed. The vampire brushed his bang out of the way to get a good look at me.

" . . . I think he's in love," he smiles.

I fall splat on my face at such a heinous comment as everyone else looks at Krory paled. The only time he speaks up and says something extremely weird.

"Hey you, stand up straight! I wil not have slackers lie on the ground vhile I explain the rules! Now I have to start over! Hmm . . . . ah yes. Rule 23, if you see Russia run as fast as your feet can take you and after that run even more while screaming for help because once you get caught he'll blah blah blah . . ."

"Isn't he wonderful? He is so symmetrical!" I huff as I shake Kankuro's arm. Surely he being a symmetrical fellow himself should understand.

" . . . Kid your weirding me out," he said with an irritated face.

"Well once you over look the anger and tightass-ness yeah he's amazing," joined Grell as he also clasped his hands in admiration of the other kind.

"Will you two quit? He'll wring our necks if he hears we're not paying attention," mumbled Deidara terrified.

"You're afraid of the pretty boy?" asked Kankuro.

"Hell yes are you seeing his hands? He can break a bone with ease!" whispered Deidara panicked as he trembled in his white shirt.

"Tch please, he's too much of a tightass for rules to do something like that," grumbled Kankuro.

"I sense envy for his dashing looks," smiled Grell.

"What? !" hissed Kankuro annoyed.

While they quietly argued Germany quieted down as he flipped out his cell phone.

"Look at him, even his clothes and hair is symmetrical," I cooed in admiration as I elbowed Krory, the only one not arguing besides me. He stared at the man's back in wonder.

"He's scary though," he trembles in his sleeveless black shirt.

"I need some of that," grinned Grell darkly with a tease as he leered down at the man's behind.

"Behave at once!" I scolded as I pointed at the man.

"Oh hush what he doesn't know won't bother," he smiled. Kankuro smacked his face.

"How is training going to 'help us'? I think my siblings just sent me away so I won't be there half the time," he grumbled.

"I think so too. Those asses. I ought to-!"

We all quiet down as we see a brunette man . . . or possibly child . . . run up to Germany in a blue uniform with a bunch of manila folders and a backpack strapped to his back.

"Hello Germany! I brought the papers you wanted! Oh will you look at that little cutes! Oh my are they weirdo looking. Are you their teacher? That is so cute! I want to teach too! Can I please? I even brought my pots and pans to cook with!" the boy cried. I stared wide eyed at that THING sticking out of his hair. What is that?

I narrow my eyes angrily as the boy starts tugging at the perfect man's clothes. How disorganized and plain rude!

"Sir!" I speak up before Germany-sama can say anything, "I request that you leave Mr. Germany-sama alone! You are clearly ruining his clothes and messing with the curriculum is in no way helping."

He stares at me for a good four seconds and springs forward at me.

"It's like a mini you Germany! He talks just like you!" he smiled stretching my cheeks.

"Sir!" I cried as I was being attacked.

"Ugh. Leave him alone Italy," mumbled Germany-sama rubbing his forehead. Italy?

The man let go of my cheeks as he skipped to Germany's side.

"So can I help? Please please PLEASE-"

"ALRIGTH ALREADY! You can start by leading them around the laps. I'll fall behind to motivate them," mumbled Germany as he took off his green coat to reveal a well built, sturdy body under a black shirt. I hear Grell inhale sharply like a little schoolgirl on one side and Kankuro growl on my other.

Who does this Unsymmetrical being think he is messing with my, with me and Germany-sama's schedule! ? Clearly he needs to be taught a lesson!

"All of you start running and remember everything I said!" yelled Germany-sama as all of us began running behind Italy. He seemed to be having fun as he easily sprinted. As we were at least one-third of the way done he dove towards the parking lot.

"What are you doing you fool!" cried Deidara somewhere behind me.

"Running, what else?" smiled Italy as he now dove into the street.

Our faces paled as Germany-sama from behind says nothing.

"HE'S GOING TO KILL US YOU KNOW!" cried Kankuro.

"I don't want to hear any complaints! Clearly you were not paying attention to what I instructed earlier!" he yelled, "now pick up the pace or you'll get run over!"

"HUH?" we all said. We notice we're now running alongside a speeding highway.

"How did we get here! ?" cried Deidara.

"Ouch my heels!" wined Grell.

"This is the street to get to my home," smiled Krory.

As we ran on the side of the highway I turned back to see what Germany-sama was doing. He was gone along with the slowest of us.

"Hey were'd they go?" asked Deidara in front of me.

Grell and Krory were also missing.

"Lookie lookie! He is so amazing, isn't he?" laughed Italy as he pointed upwards. I looked up to see them jumping some office buildings.

"What in the world? !" both me and Kankuro cried. Meanwhile Germany-sama was screaming at the latter two to hurry up.

"I know you two can jump higher than this!" he screamed as he jumped along with them, "I've only trained 1 week in the Bleach world and I can stand in air! Why don't you two give me another mid-air summersault followed by a deadly kick!" he ordered.

"No way! Not in this humidity and these shoes!" yelled Grell tiredly.

"What about you vampire?"

"Nu-uh!" cried Krory shaking his head.

"Ugh, you left me no choice," huffed Germany as he grabbed at Krory's cape. He swung the man at Grell's back. The two were then thrown off a building as they kept running. Struggling to break free from each other they did the desired moves Germany-sama had asked for. They both landed safely on the other side still running as always.

"Going to keep back talking me?" he said raising a brow.

"NO SIR!" the other two cried as they began to flip in the air roof after roof in haste. I turned my attention back to Italy who now was running in the lanes!

"Italy come back here!" I yelled as I almost tripped on a rubber tire left on the street.

"Nope, you gotta follow me!" he sung as he jumped on a speeding car.

"How is he doing that?" mumbled Kankuro as we both ran on to a car's roof. As we jumped to keep up with Italy we saw him slip inside of a . . .limousine?

Kankuro and I glance at each other and decided to jump in also. As we land through the open roof window we look up to see a glutton. A glutton with glasses surrounded by piles of food and two blond men at each of his sides. Sadly, none of them are symmetrical. Especially their hair!

"Oh hello America! France!England! What are you guys doing here?" smiled Italy as he made himself comfortable.

"Going to the Dark Order (-man castle) to complain," said America casually.

"What are we doing here? What are you three doing in my limousine? !"cried England, the funny eye-browed man as he rudely pointed at us.

"WE are training with Germany-sama, the most symmetrical and greatest man ever to stand! Now if you have any more complaints we best be leaving out of here!" I cried as I tried walking on top of the mess of food only to trip and land on an open tin of cookies.

"What for?" asked Italy eating some pizza.

"They took my Innocence!" cried France, the wavy haired man, in a fit.

"You poor bastard," mumbled Kankuro in sarcasm as he was busy stuffing his mouth also.

"Hey! Pay attention to me! Germany-sama has left me with the sole responsibility to get us back safely!" I cried pulling myself up as the car halted to a stop. I grabbed on the door handle, "and I will appreciate it if you two followed me back to get back with him and-!"

I fell out of the car and tumbled on a sidewalk. I look around and we seem to be in an underground parking lot. As everyone else also comes out I notice Germany-sama and the other two walking towards us.

"W-wait . . h-how did you get here b-before us . . ?" I stuttered. Germany-sama pulled me up as he leered.

"Don't stutter that is ungentle men like. I thought we lost you for a sec. Italy get over here!" he yelled. I turned to see the other three odd fellows walk out and behind in the trunk I see two brunettes pop out.

"SPAIN! ROMANO!" cried Italy as he ran towards the two strangers climbing out.

I stare wide eyed at the 'Romano' and Italy.

"I missed you SO much! Where are you going?" he smiled.

"Shopping for some new skates. These old ones busted up," said Spain taking out some shiny rollerblades.

"Italy get over here!" hissed Germany-sama as Grell and Krory from somewhere behind walks up to meet Kankuro and I.

"I think my insides boiled," huffed Grell as he collapsed on the ground.

"Where's Deidara?" asks Krory.

We all look to see him arriving on a large bird just barely flying over the floor. He stepped off and smirked at us.

"None of you heard the explanation huh? We were supposed to arrive here any way we please so long as it was our best traveling 'skill' that got us here," he grinned. Grell seemed to be mumbling curse words. Krory fainted on the ground from exhaustion. Kankuro fell on his rear end, not knowing what to say.

"You mean I could have flown here on my board?" I muttered.

"Yup. Idiot," he grinned.

"NOO! I have failed you Germany-sama!" I cried pounding the floor.

No wonder he forced Krory and Grell to jump over buildings, it IS their best traveling trait.

"T-then does that mean Italy . . ?"

"Runs best in traffic," muttered Kankuro. I glance back to angrily scold Italy till I notice the darnest thing.

"Alright clearly you all don't listen to instructions pretty well. Well your next instructor shall nail the importance of paying attention right into your skulls. Literally if he must," exclaimed Germany-sama as he looked at the other end of the dark underground parking lot.

"Good day," grinned a man in white as he tossed pink hair behind his shoulder, "I cannot wait to have you all in for class."

"SYMMETRY!" I cried launching towards Italy and the other brunette boy with the weird thing out of his hair.

"S-Szayel-sama?" muttered Deidara recognizing his old foe.

"Hmm?"

As the blond and pink haired man stared at each other blankly across the empty parking lot the rest of the crowd was too busy trying to pull Kid off of Italy and Romano.

Who is this mysterious and yet obvious stranger? He might or might not be from Bleach. He might or not be a MOST AMAZING Espada. Yes your right, he is my favorite Espada. His name means fornication (pfft! xD).

A/N: -Sigh- Well, apparently I'm making it so everyone has a somewhat favorite instructor I guess. And that they will all have to have dinners with the person that makes them the most . .well . . them. AND they are able to visit other universes on free will. Huh how cool would that be?

Germany: Hetalia Axis Powers.

Szayelaporro Granz: Bleach.

I cannot believe when I started this fic a year ago I did not know about the show's existence. (Author slap). If your still reading this, good job, because you know more than the author. =.=U