A Trip to Remember
Chapter 5
Last time on a trip to remember
"Is Smackdown on yet?" Jeff looks pissed, "No…but where have you been?" I take a deep breath, "Jeff, honey, I'm really not in the mood to argue with you right now…Edward and I were just talking." Jeff, "About, What?" "STUFF! Do you want a play by play!" I walk over to sit by him, "And why are you sitting by her?" Jeff, "Well why you were out talking with your FRIEND…" Alexis, "I was keeping your boyfriend warm…" "Alexis please don't start with me I'm really not in the mood to hear your bull crap!" Alexis gets up and gets in my face, "Well why don't you do something about it!" The minute I pulled my hand back Mickie grabbed it, "Hey, hey hey! Shut up and sit down, save it for the ring!" Both, "Fine!"
"Speaking of, I need to start getting things set up, I'll just watch Smackdown at Bella's….BY MYSELF!" I get up and get up and get ready to leave when Bella stops me, "Hey! I'm going too. Edward, you too." She gives him a glare and he gets up with a sigh.
When we get to the cottage I go inside and sit on the couch angrily while Edward sits as far away from me as possible. Bella starts to pace, "Now, do you 2 want to explain to me why you were the last 2 to get in?" Edward shrugs, "I don't know ask the wrestler that wants to become a vampire for all eternity!" He looks at me. I roll my eyes and glare at him while Bella looks shocked, "Or maybe you should ask your husband, the guy who nearly pulls my arm out my socket and treats me like a child!" Bella looks back at Edward and he gets up, "Well maybe if you think before something ignorant comes out of your mouth then I wouldn't have to!" I stand up and get in his face, "Well maybe if you listen to what I say before you react, then maybe you wouldn't have to get yelled at by a wrestler that is a so called child!" Edward, "Well at least we know Jeff can take care of a child!" "At least I wasn't a 109 year old virgin when I had met him!" Bella, "Hey that's enough! Now both of you sit down and shut up!"
We sit down and Bella looks at me, "Kiera…being a vampire is not all that great. Yeah you get beauty, strength and speed, but you have to look underneath that. The consequences after it happens…because once it happens…you can't go back." "I have, believe me." Bella comes to sit next to me, "Ok let's make sure…your career, your life, your family, your best friend….and your love, Jeff. Once you become like us…you can't be with him anymore." I shoot up, "No that's not possible! Weren't you human when you met Edward? What is different about me!" Bella, "Edward had years of control before he met me. But with you….there is no telling what you will do to Jeff." "But…" Edward, "Kiera, no buts we will discuss this later… with everyone."
When we got back to the house Smackdown was on. We found out the WWE was looking for us. Michelle McCool was in a non- title match with Eve that she won. Michelle also said that Melina was scared and that's why she hasn't been around. Melina, "Oh my God! I can't wait to get my hands on her! That…that…" J.M., "Melina, baby, calm down. You can beat her ass when you get back." Melina, "Fine!"
I get my notebook out and turn the T.V. off, Emmett, "Hey the game is about to come on!" "So?...Now here is how this will work…Bella and Edward will be our hosts, Emmett and Rosalie on commentary, Jasper , Esme and Carlisle and Jacob help with lighting and cameras, and Nessie will be our ring announcer. And the rest of us know what to do. Oh and also, Rosalie, Bella, Nessie and…where is Alice?" She yells, "In the backyard!"
We all go outside and there is a huge tent. Inside there are belchers, a ramp, a backstage area, commentators' tables and a huge ring. "Wow this is awesome!" Briana, "Way better than at work!" Alice, "And for wardrobe and makeup we can just do it up stairs." "Alright, there is a board somewhere around here…" Alice, "Its backstage." "Ok so the matches and promos are in order with the time they happen." Mickie, "So everything is perfect but what is the name of it?" Emmett, "How about TEW?" Everyone, "Huh?" Emmett sighs, "Total Extreme Wrestling." Everyone, "Oh!" "Ok let's get started."
Upstairs Alice was getting ready while Rosalie did the opening commentary with Emmett, "Hello and welcome to Total Extreme Wrestling. I'm Emmett Cullen" Rosalie, "And I'm Rosalie Hale- Cullen." Emmett, "You certainly are…I mean and here come our hosts." Nessie, "Please welcome your hosts at this time…Bella and Edward Cullen." They both come out holding hands. Bella grabs a mic, "Welcome to the very first episode of Total Extreme Wrestling!" Edward, "We have a great show planned tonight and some special guests arriving." Bella, "So I hope you have fun and enjoy the show." They leave.
Backstage
Alice is interviewing Alexis, "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guest at this time Alexis Laree." Alexis arrives. "Now Alexis, tonight our guest hosts have scheduled you a match tonight, one on one, with Kiera Hogan. What are your thoughts?"
"Well I think tonight I end this. Not only her career but her relationship with Jeff Hardy."
Alice, "Oh really because I spoke to Kiera earlier and she said you've been spending some alone time with Jeff's older brother, Matt."
Alexis, "S-She's lying. I did not sleep with Matt!"
Alice, "I didn't say anything about sleeping with him."
Alexis looks pissed and jacks Alice up, "Look it doesn't matter what I did with whom. All that matters, is tonight, I end this!"
They cut and Alice laughs. Alexis, "What's so funny?"
Alice, "If we weren't on camera and I didn't care about humans, I would kill you…Well bye!" she walks away.
In the ring-
The bell rings, Nessie, "The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Intercontinental Championship." John Morrison's music plays, "Introducing first from Los Angles, California, he is the current Intercontinental Champion, weighting in at 223lbs, John Morrison."
"And introducing his opponent from Cleveland, Ohio weighting in at 231lbs, The Miz!" The Miz grabs a mic and so does John Morrison, "What the hell are you doing here? How did you even get here?"
"Well the girl guest host, she is really sexy I have to admit, called Vince and asked for a couple superstars and divas. So in other words this will be your last night as Intercontinental Champion.", The miz explains.
They put the mics down and lock up. After about 15 to 17 minutes later….John Morrison is still the IC Champion!
2nd Match
"The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first from West Newberry, Massachusetts, weighting in at 240lbs., John Cena!"
"And his opponent from St. Louis, Missouri weighting in at 245lbs, Randy Orton!" John is pissed.
20 Minutes later John Cena is about to win, when Legacy comes out and attacks him. Mickie runs out, she slides in the ring and she is begging Randy to stop. Randy isn't listening when suddenly he turns and RKOs Mickie. Legacy and Randy retreat and leave Mickie and John in the ring.
Backstage
"Ladies and gentlemen please welcome my guests at this time, Jeff and Matt, The Hardy Boyz. Now Jeff, Matt, tonight you 2 are scheduled to be in a tag team match against 2 of our special guest. What are your thoughts on that?" Jeff, "Well tonight, no matter who the tag team, we will win!" Matt, "That's right! We have been the most extreme tag team for a very long time and tonight we plan to prove that once again tonight. Team X-treme and the Hardy Boyz are back again!"
Bikini Contest
Emmett, Jasper and Jacob are in the ring. Emmett, "Are you ready for some divas?" The crowd cheers.
Jacob, "Well how about we start with a little bikini contest?"
Jasper, "Let's bring out the divas!" A song plays and Briana, Alexis, Melina, Mickie and myself all come out in robes and heels. Emmett, "Before we start…I don't think we have enough divas here, do you?" Jasper, "Well the people have spoken, lets bring out our special guests!" We are all confused.
The Bella twins, Eve, Maryse, Tiffany, Beth Phoenix and former divas…Lita and Trish Stratus! Jacob, "Yes that's right we have some future hall of famers here…7x women's Champion Trish Startus and the orginal extreme diva herself Lita!" Emmett, "Now here are the rules each of you will have 15 seconds to model your bikini. Then at the end, the crowd will vote their favorite, ready?" Jasper, "First the lovely, Briana."
10 Minutes later
Emmett, "Ok guys wipe the drool off of your face. It's time to pick your favorite bikini!"
They go down the line and finally have a winner.
Jacob, "And your winner is, K-" Alexis grabs the mic, "Hold up! Don't you dare say that slut's name! She didn't win!"
I asked Emmett for the mic, "Here we go with the slut thing again! Look Alexis, I…"
Lita asks for a mic, "Alexis? You're the one who's been sleeping with Matt? How could you? We've been through everything together!..."
Alexis, "But…But Kiera's with Jeff!"
Trish asks Alexis for the mic, "So you're the infamous Kiera Hogan? So your Jeff's new girlfriend?" "Guilty."
Alexis gets the mic back, "Can we stop with remembering the time!...And get back to this slut! She stole my man!" "This is the last time you will call me a slut!"
I run and thesz press Alexis, throwing lefts and rights. Bella comes and stands on the stage, "Hey! If you 2 are so ready to fight, then your match can start right now…whoa, girls! The rest of you don't leave because this is now a lumberjill match...And you all have to stay in your binkies!"
The match starts with Alexis and I locking up. I throw her into a head lock takeover and she reverses it and we both get up. I walk up to her again and she kicks me in my mid-section. She picks me up and throws me outside the ring. Maryse, Beth and Trish come over and beat me up. I start to fight them off and I have Maryse and Beth down when Trish 'Chick Kicks' me in the jaw. Alexis gets out of the ring, mounts me and starts banging my head into the mat. I finally push her off of me. She stumbles back a little bit. I grab her by her hair and slam it into the steel pole. I pick her up once again, but Trish cheap shots me in the back of my head. Briana runs over and does a running DDT on Trish. Trish goes down holding her head. Alexis gets back up and throws Briana into the steel steps. Then Lita grabs Alexis and Lita DT's her. I pick Alexis up push her into the ring and go for the pin, "1…2…3!"
Bella happily says, "And your winner of this match, Kiera Hogan!"
We all clear the ring and Emmett comes up to me, "That was the sexiest thing I have ever seen! Well next to Rosalie of course! You really kicked some ass!" I giggle and he leaves.
Alexis then comes up to me, "This isn't over! I beat your ass and you know it!" "Alexis Would you shut the hell up! You lost get over it! It's just one match! But even though its one match…I got the grand prize!" Jeff walks up to me and then we leave.
SO SORRY ABOUT SUCH THE LONG UPDATE. HAVE BEEN SUPER BUSY WITH SCHOOL. BUT PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.