Chapter 2
She awoke to the smell of coffee. When did I buy a coffee maker? She got up and saw all of the guys that had fallen asleep in her living room sitting at her kitchen table drinking freshly brewed coffee, well everyone but Naruto was sitting at the table. Naruto was still passed out on the couch. Sleeping like the dead. He was stretched out, one arm on the back of the couch and the other arm extended over. His legs were in the same position. His face was all scrunched up like he was in pain. "Well he's going to have a hell of a hang over when he wakes up."
"Maybe we should start the pain. Where's you pots and pans?" Kiba asked with an evil smirk on his face.
"NO!" Gaara and Sakura yelled at the same time.
"Jeeze it was going to be just a little prank."
"I know what it's like to have a hang over, you wake him up. You also wake up the vomit he's going to up chuck. I don't think so, 'cause I know you don't want to have to clean up his dinner and booze off my floor. Now do you?"
"Well then fine. I won't wake him up."
"Someone go put this bucket by his head. That's the first thing that's going to happen when he wakes up I know it."
"Not it." Kiba hollored like a retard.
"Since you said that. You do it. No exceptions."
"Oh, come on!"
"NOW!"
"Some one gets pissy in the mornings."
"Only when I have to see your face."
"RUDE."
"Get used to it or get over it."
"Fine. I'm over it."
"Well you know I don't blame her for being pissy when she wakes up to you sitting in her kitchen. I would be pissy to." Gaara said as he stood up for Sakura.
"Thanks babe."
"Always." He said as he grabbed her waist and kissed her.
"Get a room."
"Get a house."
"Touche."
"Yeah, yeah." Kiba walked over and stuck Naruto's new barf bucket by his head.
"I can't believe I'm doing this."
"I know. But you were the stupid one that said not it." Kakashi butted in.
"You know when someone says not it that usually means that someone else have to do the dirty work."
"Good thing that wasn't really all that dirty of work huh?" Sakura smarted off
"Ugh. Sakura you are a smart ass."
"Watch it Kiba." Gaara said.
"Always. I'll watch that ass any day."
"Alright your ass is grass."
"Have fun with that. If you can catch me."
"I will have no problems doing that."
"Your so cocky."
"You little fucker. Come here so I don't have to run."
"Ha. I'm not falling for that twice."
"Wait you fell for that once already?" Sakura asked witha laugh.
"Yeah I was young and naive."
"Then you were young and naive yesterday."
"Ha! You've got to be kidding."
"I'm not."
"SHUT UP! Just because I was drunk and stupid."
"You were sober as this coffee."
"That makes no sense."
"I never claimed to make sense."
"Oh, yeah."
"Kiba. You are a real blond for a burnet."
"That don't make sense either."
"Will you stop commenting on if I make sense or not?"
"No!"
"Why?"
"Because it irritates you."
"You only do that because you want to die today."
"No it's just funny to see you all pissed off."
"No it's not." Sakura said.
"Did little miss priss bartender feel outta the conversation."
"Oh, that's it I'm going to be the one to kill you!" She yelled and then she seen Naruto twitch.
"Alright shut up before you wake him up." Kakashi said before taking a sip of his coffee.
"Ok." Gaara, Sakura and Kiba said at the same time.
"Are you guys talking about me?" Naruto asked as he sat up and hurled him self forward towards the bucket. "You really do think of everything don't you Sakura?"
"I've had to deal with alot of these experiences."
"Oh."
"If you need a shower its down the hall last door on your left. Don't got to the right that's the back door."
"Ok. But I think I should probably go home. Hinata's probably worried sick."
"Who?"
"Oh, I forgot. Hinata's my girlfriend."
"Oh. Wow you aren't pucking as much as I thought you were going to."
"I told you I could handle my alcohol."
"I guess you were right."
"See." He said before throwing up his guts again. "Ok, don't see." The sounds he made, made everyone in the room gag, except Sakura.
"You have a strong stomach."
"I told you that I had to deal with this alot." She smiled and bent down next to Naruto. "Are you alright? Can I get you anything?"
"Can I have some coffee?"
"Haha, sure."