The vampire looks confused. "You know him?" he asks.
This confuses Benny even more. "What? What have you done to Pandora?"
Jesse laughs, then turns into Pandora. "I'm right here, silly!"
Benny grabs an old twig and sharpens it a little bit into a stake. This causes Jesse/Pandora to jump back. "Benny! It was a joke! A mere spell! I saw him on the street and turned into him!"
Benny raises his stake defensively. "Prove it!" he says.
"Fine!" Jesse/Pandora crosses his/her arms. "Your first kiss was with Erica, but since that didn't technically count, I was your first kiss."
Benny narrows his eyes. "Anyone can know that."
Jesse/Pandora walks toward Benny slowly. "I know you're still a virgin. And you wear Galatica boxer briefs. And every night, you sneak into my room to sleep with me."
"That doesn't prove anything," Benny insists.
"Two months ago, we wrote an entire song together in Japanese, then processed it using my Vocaloid software."
Benny blinks. "Who'd we use?"
Jesse/Pandora smiles. "Len and Rin. Len was supossed to represent you. Rin was supossed to represent me."
With one long step, Benny cups Pandora's face, tilts it up, and kisses her until they're both falling down.