Me: Welcome back everyone!
Diana: *Whispers* Leave while you still have the chance!
Seth: But this is the best part!
Diana: For you…
Me: It seems I own nothing here but my- NOO! My rock is missing!
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Diana had just clambered onto a suitable rock and had already started to sing 'Part of Your World' when Seth reappeared.
Madness flashed in his eyes, which were now a bright green, and he called out gleefully, "Hey Diana…"
"I'm busy singing, Seth," she snapped.
He laughed, you know- that creepy laugh everyone has that makes you want to run as far away as possible as soon as possible? Yup. That one. Too bad Diana was oblivious.
"You know how the little mermaid ends?" he cackled.
Diana paused her singing to answer, "Of course! Everyone lives happily ever after, silly!"
"Nope," he said darkly, "The mermaid dies and the prince marries the witch."
Diana screamed as the crossbow bolt narrowly missed her head.
"Come now mermaid. We must honor the story!" Lightning flashed in the distance. Seth cackled again as Diana slowly inched away.
"I don't wanna play anymore!" she yelled, huddling behind the rocks.
"The story is written; the song begun! The tale is woven; the ballad sung! Face your destiny with honor!" The sky darkened and the wind whipped the rain and churned the dark water.
Diana screamed as Shadows detached themselves from the water, eying her racing heart hungrily.
"So the song ends," Seth whispered in her ear, causing her to jump.
She stared at the crossbow aimed at her heart, "You wouldn't…" she half said, half begged.
He shrugged, "No one would blame me," he grinned, "I am a Heartless after all."
He pulled the trigger.
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Me: Well well, it's finished now.
Seth: Pity. I don't remember that at all.
Me: Of course not; you were driven to insanity after all…
Seth: Right. Leave a review or you're next.