How Fireheart Got His Warrior Name

Enjoy this hilarious story!

Firepaw and Graypaw were walking together in the forest.

"I'm going to find a really good piece of prey for a certain someone once we get back to camp," Graypaw declared.

Firepaw purred, "You like someone?"

"Yeah, she's REAL pretty."

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah. Can you help me find a juicy bit of prey for her with me?"

"Sure, on one condition." Firepaw was impatient now.

Graypaw was confused. "What condition?"

"If you tell me who you love, of course." Firepaw was desperate to know who Graypaw was totally in love with that he would find the juiciest bit of prey for.

Graypaw narrowed his eyes. "You won't tell anyone?"

"Nope."

"And…" Graypaw was uncertain to talk now.

Firepaw's impatience blew. "Just tell me already!"'

"B-but you'll get angry!"

"Why?"

"Graypaw! Graypaw, my love!"

Firepaw turned around to see…

SANDPAW running towards Graypaw. He glared at Graypaw. "Hey! I thought that Sandpaw was MY girlfriend…I mean , girlCAT!"

"Well, she likes me more!" Graypaw purred. "Plus, there's no such thing as a girlcat, you mouse brain."

Firepaw was really angry. "How could you!" he snarled with rage.

"You're such a goody goody," Sandpaw explained. "That's why I think Graypaw is a better mate for me!"

"I'M not a goody goody," Graypaw added. "YOU ARE."

Firepaw was angry. Actually, make that REALLY ANGRY. In fact, he was PISSED OFF! "HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME, GRAYPAW!"

"I didn't betray you…?"

"YOU PROMISED THAT SANDPAW WOULD BE MY MATE!"

Sandpaw looked confused. "Wha…?" she looked at Graypaw. "You're saying…that you don't like me?"

"N-no…" Graypaw stammered. "T-that was a lie…"

*BITCHSLAP!*

"Ow!"

"I don't like you anymore!" Sandpaw cried.

"My heart's on FIRE!" Firepaw roared.

"…?" Graypaw did now know what to do.

"I'M SO AANNGGRRYY!" Firepaw continued on with his 'tantrums'.

"Stop shouting!" Sandpaw hissed.

"ANGRY…"

"Hey!" a voice snarled behind them, and Bluestar stepped out. "What are you guys doing here? I was just about to call the warrior ceremony for you three…"

"Well, Graypaw stole my girlcat, and now my heart's on fire!" Firepaw explained rapidly, too angry.

"Ohh…" Bluestar didn't really seem to care. "Too bad."

"NOW MY HEART'S REALLY ON FIRE!" Firepaw shrieked.

"STOP SHRIEKING!" Sandpaw hollered.

"STOP HOLLERING!" Graypaw screamed.

"ONLY SHE-CATS SCREAM, GRAYPAW!" Bluestar commanded loudly.

There was silence afterwards.

"Okay…" Bluestar looked satisfied. "I'll just give you all your warrior names now then."

Excitement pulsed through all three of the cats.

"Firepaw will be known as Fireheart, because his heart's on fire-"

"HEY!" Fireheart yowled.

"…Graypaw will be known as Graystealer, for stealing Fireheart's girlcat…or girlfriend from him."

"That's NOT A NICE NAME!" Graystealer hissed.

"And Sandpaw will be known as Sandshine, because she's innocent and is a very good and obedient cat."

"She's not good and obedient you son of a bitch!" Fireheart yowled again.

"First off, you should not be talking to your leader like that. Second of all, I'm a she-cat aka girl or daughter, not a tom aka boy or son."

"You really piss me off!"

"Like I care."

"UUURRRGGGHHH!"

"Now let's go back to camp." And Bluestar left to camp, leaving Fireheart, Graystealer and Sandshine alone arguing all night…and day.

THE END

This is really short because I have another idea and if you have any other cats to make a story out of then I'll do it!