How Lionheart Got His Warrior Name

Author's Note: SORRY I have not updated for like…FOREVER! (only a week, actually) Well, I usually don't post stories during weekdays so…yeah. Anyways, enjoy the story!... Oh YEAH! If you want to find out who I'm going to write for my next chapter, scroll all the way down to find out! So…ENJOY!

All was peaceful in the ThunderClan territory. All the birds were chirping their squeaking songs, the sun shone above like always on a warm Greenleaf day. The forest floor was rustling with loads of prey, and all hunting patrols came back with as much food as they could carry. The apprentices were sharing their gossip together whilst warriors were scolding them at their laziness. All was peaceful…{LOL I just repeated that}…at least, until…

"ROAR!"

Bluefur and Snowfur stopped chatting and looked up from the fresh-kill pile. "What in the world was that hell of a noise?" Bluefur demanded.

No cat seemed to hear her, for they were all running around in panic. Bluefur should have known what the noise was. It was a lion! {I mean, what else could it be?} Stormtail ran for his life and crashed into a rock, falling down unconscious. The sick Tawnyspots was sleeping, so he could not hear the chaos happening outside the medicine cat den. All the kits were crying with delight seeing all the cats older than them squealing in fear. But the only one who didn't fear all this was Lionpaw. He strolled up straight to Pinestar – who was hyperventilating in shock – and declared in a 'show-off' voice, "Do not fear, for the greatest ever LIONPAW is here!"

Far from what Lionpaw was expecting, Pinestar started rofming. "What the hell?" he laughed, gasping in between the words. "I bet you that you would scream like a kit and then fall down and faint. I bet you it would sound like - AAAAAHH!" {If you can't see it, it says 'aah' with lots of 'a' in it} The ThunderClan leader fell down and fainted…like, actually fainted.

But Lionpaw thought that Pinestar was faking the 'fall-down-and-faint' act. "You idiot!" he hissed with anger. "I would never do such a thing. Only a pathetic guy like you would - AAAAAHH!" {If you couldn't read that, it's the same like Pinestar} Lionpaw realised that Pinestar fainted because he saw the real lion looming above the helpless Lionpaw. The apprentice fell down with shock and was unconscious in just a few heartbeats!

The lion sniffed at Lionpaw. "Hmm…" it {or maybe a he or she…} growled. "Doesn't smell…tasty. Maybe because…it's dead?" {P.S. It's talking in lion language so…yeah} It strolled onwards and decided to go and find some other tasty cat to eat. After three heartbeats after it left, Lionpaw regained consciousness and stood up, shaking dust from his pelt. He was really pissed now; that was because he actually did what Pinestar predicted. After the anger boiled up and exploded like a volcano {it went BOOM! :D} Lionpaw ran up to the lion – who was about to leave the camp after gobbling on Goosefeather – and leaped on top of him. "This is for making me do exactly what Pinestar had predicted, you bastard!" he yowled and sliced its head off with a clean cut. The head rolled onto the floor and Sunfall fainted at the sight of it.

"And this is for Goosefeather!" Lionpaw cut the lion's body in half. The heart fell off and landed on the forest floor whereas the rest of the body parts fell down together intact. Goosefeather's body – which had got stuck on the stomach – came out before Lionpaw could cut him and luckily, Goosefeather was still alive. {wow… Lionpaw's such a cool cat now, huh?} Lionpaw looked at the heart hungrily. "Yum…" He glared at the dead lion. "And this is for…for…for…NOTHING AT ALL YOU CREATURE!" he ate the heart and swallowed it while saying, "Nom nom nom…yummy!~" After a while Lionpaw realised that the whole of ThunderClan was staring at him in shock. "What's the big issue, guys?" he asked.

"YOU'RE THE BIG ISSUE!" Sunfall – who had just come back to life – shrieked like a girl. "YOU JUST ATE A LION'S HEART! A LION'S HEART! FREAKISH LION-EATER!"

"THAT'S NOT FREAKISH, SCREAMER!" Pinestar yowled over Sunfall. He turned to Lionpaw. "That was the bravest thing, EVER!"

Lionpaw nodded his thanks proudly.

"Because you killed a lion," Pinestar continued on, "I shall give you your warrior ceremony immediately!"

"Lionpaw! Lionpaw!" the Clan cheered.

"Yay!" Lionpaw cried happily.

"From this day onwards, Lionpaw will now be known as Lionheart, because he ate a lion's heart and saved us all by eating it." Pinestar didn't bother to put his head on Lionheart's shoulder.

"Can't you just call me Lioneater or Liongobbler or something other than Lionheart?" Lionheart whined.

"Shut up!" Sunfall hissed. "The leader called you Lionheart, so that's it."

"And it's about time that Sunfall learned how to shut up," Pinestar interrupted. "Well, anyway, that's the end of the ceremony!" He looked at the cat camera crew who was filming all this for some odd reason. "Go shut down those camera-whats-it and help us clean this lion up."

xX The End Xx

Awesome story, huh? I put a lot of effort on this story because it would sound more interesting and also, to make up for not updating for so long. Well, you've always wanted to find out what I'm writing for the next chapter, right? Well, here goes…drumroll…drumroll…WAIT! Before I tell you, yes, it's a she-cat this time. So…drumroll…drumroll…it's…drumroll…BLUEFUR! I don't know why we had to drumroll though…but whatever. So, yes, it's Bluefur. Bluefur is being suggested two of our reviews here, and I would like to thank them both; WarriorsRULE and Gabalot. Thanks for reading this story and please review and give me all your suggestions and feedback! All welcome, of course!