How Bluefur and Snowfur Got Their Warrior Names

FIRST EVER She-cat(s) Story!

Author's Note: So, this is it. My first ever she-cat story on how she gets her warrior name! Interesting, right? Please note that I have also added Snowfur to this story. So it's also the FIRST EVER TWO CATS STORY! And please give me your suggestions and why you chose that cat because I'm going to run out of ideas soon! Also, I won't be accepting toms for a while because I desperately NEED TO ADD SHE-CATS INTO THIS STORY! Just kidding; maybe next chapter I'll be writing about a tom …hmm… Well, anyways, enjoy this story and I desperately hope that this story is going to laugh YOUR HEADS OFF! Like, literally.

Bluepaw and Snowpaw were walking together in the ThunderClan territory. They could rest for the rest of the day, which was surprising, but that was because Pinestar thought that they did the best they could possible do in their training. Bluepaw had white fur and Snowpaw had blue fur; it was weird that they had totally different names to their fur colour, as Bluepaw should have got the name Snowpaw and Snowpaw should have got the name Bluepaw. It was weird indeed.

Suddenly Snowpaw froze, scaring Bluepaw. "Look!" she hissed. "It's some funny Twoleg stuff. Have a look." She led the way towards the Twoleg thing. Before Bluepaw even reached it, she already caught a whiff of the horrible smell. She quickly approached the Twoleg thing and saw it for the first time.

It was two round-shaped objects. One had some white gooey slime on it, and the other had blue gooey slime on it. Bluepaw and Snowpaw glanced at each other. What was it, and why was it there? "Maybe we should tell Pinestar about this," Bluepaw meowed warily.

"No way!" Snowpaw's eyes were round with excitement. "Don't you get it? We'll see what it is first, and then experiment on it, and then we tell the rest of ThunderClan about it!"

"I don't get your point.."

"Well, you never do, because that's who you are. But we can act all important just like all the warriors and maybe get the names Blueblaze and Snowfire, just like we've always wanted!"

Bluepaw then got her idea. She nodded excitedly. "Okay, let's do it." Both the sisters approached the gooey objects slowly, and Bluepaw put her paw on the blue slime. When she put her paw away, she realised that the blue gooey slime was on her paw, and it was drying quickly! "Help, Snowpaw!" she cried.

Snowpaw laughed. "That's so cool!" She, too, put her paw on the gooey slime, but on the white one instead.

Soon the two sisters were enjoying putting paint on themselves, and soon they were covered in different coloured paint; Bluepaw in blue, Snowpaw in white.

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"Great StarClan!" Pinestar exclaimed. "What in the world were you two doing?"

"We were putting Twoleg gooey slime on ourselves," Bluepaw explained.

"Yeah," Snowpaw admitted happily. "So, are you going to give us the names Blueblaze and Snowfire now? Huh?"

"No way!" Pinestar snapped. "I'll give you two the names Bluefur and Snowfur! That's the punishment you get for getting gooey slime on yourselves!" He stomped off and added, "Now get that stuff off you!" Then he disappeared.

…

"Ack! I can't get it off!"

"Neither can I, Snowfur, now what are we going to do?"

"And if feels icky too!"

"Oh no!"

xX The End Xx

Author's Note: Hilarious, right? Well, I am laughing, so you all readers should be laughing too! So, that's the end of this chapter; I wonder when I will finish this story… perhaps once I'm done with every single cat character in Warriors! Hahaha! Well, now, I'll tell you which cat I'm going to do for my next chapter, and a bit of what will happen in the next chapter too, so get prepared for it with another drumroll… drumroll … drumroll… and, it's … BERRYNOSE! And I'll give my thanks to the person/ cat/ author/ reviewer/ whatever he/she iswho gave me this idea, and that is Rabbitygoodness! Thanks to all those who reviewed and I hope to update as soon as possible!

xX Princess Of Xing Xx

I'll call myself – for a nickname – xX PoX Xx now.