How Berrynose Got His Warrior Name
PoX's Note: I'm so sorry that I haven't updated in like, centuries! I've just been so busy, you can't imagine! Well, anyways, this is a funny fan fic about how Berrynose got his warrior name, and I hope you'll forgive me for my late update! So, here's our new chapter, oh, and, I'd still like some more suggestions. I have my future chapters planned quite well now, but only for a while.
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"You'll be having your assessment today to see how well your training is going," Brambleclaw told his apprentice, Berrypaw. "If all goes well, you'll become a warrior."
Berrypaw bounced around with excitement. "I can't wait!" he mewoed happily.
"Good." Brambleclaw nodded in approval. "You can start your assessment now."
Berrypaw bolted out of camp, leaving Brambleclaw to tail after him. The eager apprentice raced through the trees and halted, and he could hear Brambleclaw skidding to a halt a few mouse lengths away from him. Who cares, anyway? So he lifted his nose to scent the air and caught a whiff of something. It must be prey. So he stalked toward the scent and pounced on it.
SPLAT!
Bramblecalw burst from the bush. "Are you okay?" he demanded. "You're – AAAH! You're bleeding! Let me get Leafpool! Or Cinderpelt! Or whoever I can't remember who the heck is the medicine cat of the Clan right now…" He fainted.
Berrypaw sighed. It was just some berry juice on his nose. I mean, there was actually LOADS of berry juice on Berrypaw's face, and he wasn't bothered to clean it. The apprentice headed back to camp, ditching the unconscious Brambleclaw in the middle of the forest.
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"AAAAH!"
"EEEEEK!"
"GAAAAAAH!"
"BLLOOOOOD!"
"AIEEEEEE!"
Berrypaw sighed with annoyance. "It's just berry juice," he snapped to Firestar, who was shivering. Sandstorm and Daisy had passed out, while the others were screaming.
"It's blood!"
"It's berry juice."
"BLOOD!"
"You idiot… If I say it's berry juice it's—"
"You're the idiot around here! Can't you see the blood dripping down your—"
"It's not blood! It's—"
"But it's RED, so that means—"
"Berry juice is red too, you—"
"No it isn't! Berry juice is—"
"—red and that's it! So just stop—"
"I'm pretty sure—"
"Just get it—"
"Don't talk to your leader like—"
"I don't care how I talk to you! Gosh! Just let me speak—"
"No, I—"
"Firestar, just understand that it's not—"
"It is—"
"Even if it is, why are you making a fuss about it? I mean—"
"Because that's A LOT of blood, and it can be—"
"I'm not going to die, okay? See? I'm not screeching with—"
"You don't have to be screeching with pain, you know!" Berrypaw yowled loudly. The whole camp echoed with his voice, and Firestar became deaf, like, literally.
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"Because Berrypaw was so awesome in faking that he was bleeding—" Sandstorm began.
"I wasn't faking…" Berrypaw muttered.
"—and because Firestar is deaf and can't hear anything… I will have no choice but to give Berrypaw his warrior name."
"Hey!" Brambleclaw protested. "That's MY job!"
"Too bad," Sandstorm replied. "ANYWAYS, from this day onwards, this apprentice, Berrypaw, will be known as Berrynose, for faking—"
"—NOT FAKING!" Berrynose hissed.
"—that he was bleeding on his nose."
"Berrynose! Berrynose!" the Clan cheered.
"I guess it's not a bad name…" Berrynose meowed to himself.
"That's the first cat with that was happy that he or she got his or her warrior name," a random cat called Pox came up and meowed.
"Who the hell are you?" Berrynose demanded.
"Pox, the author of this story. Now bow down towards me, because I created this chapter."
"…what the hell?"
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PoX's Note: Was it good? Is it Okay? I'm dying to find out! Well, anyways, my Author's Notes are going to be short for a while, but anyways, so my next chapter is going to be about Ferncloud. This was being suggested by and Rabbitygoodness. Cookies for you two! Anyways, I know most of you are also dying for me to write about Squirrelflight, so I'll do that the chapter after Ferncloud. I'll thank all of the ones who suggested Squirrelflight in my next chapter. Thank you all for reading and this is PoX finishing off her chapter!