How Ferncloud Got Her Warrior Name
By: xX Kunai Alchemist Xx
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Enjoy this story!
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PoX's Note: I'm sorry if the previous chapter didn't meet your expectations. And I am also sorry that I haven't updated in like, forever! I hope that you didn't die of impatience or anything! Sorry! Sumimasen! Dui Bu Chi! When I said I was going to write a story about him, at that time, I had a brilliant idea that would make you die laughing. But guess what? I FORGOT. I actually FORGOT, can you believe that! Well, I hope that this chapter will make up for it! Please enjoy! Oh, and if this chapter isn't good either, I'm sorry. It's just that, I had to update sometime, you know. I'll make sure the Squirrelflight one in the next chapter will make you laugh to death!
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While the dog attack was raging on, Ashpaw and Fernpaw were assigned to guard camp from any dogs or at least, any living thing that would harm them and kill them.
"This sure seems like fun!" Fernpaw cried, totally excited.
"WHAT?" Ashpaw was shocked. "How could you say that? We're all at the brink of death!"
"Don't you get it?" Fernpaw asked excitedly. "We can show the world what we're made of!"
"Hmm… let's see… we're made of cat meat, blood, bones, umm… what else…"
"I didn't mean that, you daft furball!" snapped Fernpaw. "We can show everyone that we're strong! We can fight evil! We can rule the world one day! And – EEEEK!"
"What the hell are you screaming for?" Ashpaw asked, but when he saw the dog, he, too, screeched with shock. "Fernpaw! Do something! You said that it's fun! So go and KILL THAT THING!"
"OKAY!" Fernpaw shouted, and she held out her hands and all the ferns of the forest formed into a cloud. Ashpaw was so shocked that he totally passed out, while the dog was staring up with fear. "ATTACK!" the apprentice screeched as she threw the fern cloud towards the dog. He, she or it fell down, half-dead, and so Fernpaw did her fern cloud spell again and again until it totally died. Ashpaw yelped with happiness.
"You're awesome!" he gasped, only to widen his eyes with shock when Fernpaw used the fern cloud spell on him, and he died.
"Whoops," Fernpaw meowed cheekily. "I killed a cat." She padded over to where the rest of ThunderClan were hiding.
"Fernpaw!" Fireheart mewed, shocked. "I thought you were defending camp from dogs."
"We did," Fernpaw replied, "but I killed it."
"You did? When?"
"Just a while ago. With some fern cloud spell that I learnt when I was in witch school."
Fireheart stared at her as though she had just gone mental. "You went to a witch school? What's a witch? And what in the name of StarClan is a school?"
"A witch is someone who does magic," Fernpaw explained, shocked that someone older than her was so damn stupid. "And a school is where someone older than you teaches you something. Kind of like mentor and apprentice like."
"Ohh… but I still don't get it. What's magic?"
"You dumbass!" Fernpaw snapped with anger. This would just keep going on forever and she wouldn't even have time to tell him anything important about the dog attack and about Ashpaw. She cast her fern cloud spell on him and he died, both of shock and shock. Well, shock was mentioned twice but whatever.
"Haha!"m she laughed cockily, only to realise that every other cat in the Clan was screaming with terror at her, not because of the dogs.
"Evil!"
"Betrayer!"
"Liar!"
"LOSER!"
"WHO JUST CALLED ME A LOSER?" Fernpaw demanded, and she cast the biggest fern cloud spell over the entire Clan, and they all died.
"Whoops," Fernpaw meowed cheekily. "I killed a whole Clan of cats." She padded away, only to realise that all the dogs fled in fear and that there was no living ThunderClan cat left but her and Bluestar, who was going to die because she drowned herself in the river. Fernpaw quickly padded up to Bluestar. "The whole of ThunderClan is dead."
"That's your own fault," Bluestar snapped, "because you killed them all. But seeing that I'm going to die soon, and because you are the only one living in the Clan left, I ask of you to rebuild ThunderClan. And even though you are just an apprentice, I'll give you the warrior name of Ferncloud, and may you help me and every other cat that you killed by rebuilding the Clan." She died.
Ferncloud was utterly confused. "How am I supposed to rebuild a Clan?" But she rebuilded the Clan, which is why it is still alive to this day.
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PoX's Note: If this story didn't meet your expectations, sorry. I really mean it. I'm just trying my best. Well, Squirrelflight's chapter might take some time, but I'll put a lot more effort into it so that you WILL die laughing and that I will become the most funniest humour writer once again! LOL I'm just too ambitious. Well, so, thanks to all these people/ reviewers/ authors/ whatever you are who suggested Squirrelflight and here's the big cookies:
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Well, if this chapter didn't meet your expectations, sorry about that.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME! :(
Anyways, if you do forgive me, thanks. I'll make sure the next chapter is funny!