How Squirrelflight Got Her Warrior Name
PoX's Note: Sorry for the really late update, and I know you're wondering why I put complete. That's because I don't know when I'll stop, but that doesn't mean I'm going to stop NOW. Well, this author's note is going to be short because I know you're all dying to read the story, and here it is! Go Squirrelflight!
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*Squirrelpaw and Leafpaw pad through the forest, looking for prey*
Leafpaw meowed, "Let's see who can catch a squirrel first!"
Squirrelpaw answered: "I'm going to get a squirrel faster than you can!"
Leafpaw sighed. "Yeah, yeah, whatever..."
Squirrelpaw glared at her sister. "No, seriously. That's how I got my name. I was born catching squirrels."
Leafpaw laughed. "Mm-hmm... but I'm still going to catch a squirrel first!"
Squirrelpaw growled, "Fine then. Oh, look!"
*Leafpaw looks at where her sister was pointing*
Leafpaw was confused. "Huh? There's nothing... hey! You cheated!"
*Squirrelpaw runs away while looking for a yummy squirrel to catch*
Squirrelpaw laughed. "What a loser, my sister! She's a medicine cat apprentice! Of COURSE I'm going to get a squirrel first."
*Squirrelpaw looks up*
Squirrelpaw squeaked with glee. "Oh! A squirrel! Yippy! I'm SO going to win this game!"
*Squirrelpaw climbs up the tree*
*Leafpaw comes over*
Leafpaw shouted: "Hey! Why are you climbing?"
Squirrelpaw answered: "Squirrel!"
Leafpaw mewed, "I'm going to get it!"
*Leafpaw climbs the tree as well*
Squirrelpaw whined: "That's unfair, Leafpaw! I found the squirrel, so it's mine!"
*Squirrelflight attempts to claw at the squirrel*
*The squirrel runs away*
Squirrel snickered: "Ha! You can never catch me!"
Squirrelpaw asked, "Hey... did that squirrel just talk?"
Leafpaw shook her head and replied: "Nah. You just imagined that."
*Squirrelpaw shrugs and chases after the squirrel on the tree*
Squirrelpaw laughed and cried: "I've got you!"
Squirrel answered, quite loudly so that everyone in the whole entire world could hear: "NO YOU HAVEN'T!"
*Squirrel jumps into the next tree*
Squirrelpaw hissed, "Like I can't jump onto a tree, loser!"
Leafpaw cried, "Squirrelpaw! That's dangerous!"
Squirrelpaw replied as though Leafpaw was stupid. "No it isn't! And plus, once I catch this squirrel, Firestar will hold a warrior ceremony for me! He said so!"
Leafpaw stared at her sister, long and hard. "... you're making that up, aren't you?"
Squirrelpaw sighed. "... yes."
Squirrel shrugged. "Whatever. Just hurry up and try to catch me! You're not following the script that PoX gave us!"
Leafpaw came back to reality. "Oh yeah! Squirrelpaw, hurry up and catch it!"
Squirrelpaw answered: "OK! But I thought that you want to catch a squirrel as well?"
Leafpaw replied: "No, it doesn't say so."
Squirrelpaw sighed, frustrated, and answered: "But you're meant to say it!"
*Squirrelpaw runs after the squirrel*
*Leafpaw takes the script out*
Leafpaw murmered: "Let's see... Squirrelpaw asks me if I want to catch a squirrel, and I say... 'Right!' and run off..."
*Leafpaw runs away to find a squirrel*
Meanwhile...
Squirrelpaw laughed cockily. "You're all mine, squirrel!"
Squirrel squeaked: "I'd rather commit suicide than get eaten by you!"
Squirrelpaw replied: "Even if you commit suicide, I'm still going to eat you anyway, because you're dead."
Squirrel protested. "Yeah, but you can't catch me when I jump off a cliff, right?"
Squirrelpaw meowed. "I'll find a way."
*Squirrel looks behind itself and sees a huge cliff*
Squirrel said, "Farewell, my life!"
*Squirrel jumps off the tree*
Squirrelpaw gasped. "NOOO! My lunch! Wait for me!"
*Squirrelpaw jumps off the tree as well*
Meanwhile...
*Leafpaw pounced on a squirrel that was eating a nut*
Leafpaw mewed, "Got you!"
Meanwhile...
Squirrel sighed. "Now YOU'RE going to die as well, idiot!"
Squirrelpaw replied, "No! I just need to get you for lunch and then I can leave this cliff and return to camp so that I can be named a warrior!"
Squirrel sighed. "Sigh..."
*Squirrel hit a rock on the side of the cliff and died*
(Rest in peace, squirrel)
Squirrelpaw laughed. "Yes! Now you're dead! It'd be easier to catch you!"
*Squirrelpaw grabbed the squirrel*
Squirrelpaw murmured, "Now, I need to get back up..."
*Squirrelpaw continues falling*
Squirrelpaw yowled, "NO! How can I get up now? HELP!"
*StarClan heard her call and made her fly*
*Squirrelpaw lands safely on solid ground*
*But the squirrel had disappeared, because Squirrelpaw let it go while she was flying*
*And it turned out that Leafpaw was watching the whole time*
Leafpaw gasped. "Wow! You were flying! Too bad that I WON FIRST! "
Squirrelpaw said, "... shut up."
*The two sisters return to camp*
*Firestar listens to Leafpaw as she explains Squirrelpaw's flying*
Firestar stared in shock at Squirrelpaw. "My... that is so awesome! That means that StarClan wants me to make you a warrior immediately!"
Squirrelpaw glanced proudly at Firestar. "That's right!"
Firestar added, "... even though you didn't bring back that talking squirrel."
Squirrelpaw said, "... shut up."
Firestar meowed, "Umm... from this day onwards, you shall be known as... umm..."
Squirrelpaw sighed. "Does that mean that you haven't thought of a warrior name for me?"
Firestar answered, "Well, I was going to call you Squirrelloser, but then PoX said that was too stupid..."
Squirrelpaw hissed, "What a bastard you are, Firestar."
*Firestar takes out his script*
Firestar announced:" From this day onwards, you shall be known as... Squirrelflight."
Squirrelflight protested: "Why do I have to be called that?"
Firestar replied, "Because it says so, on the script... wait! But that's what Erin Hunter called my daughter as well!"
*PoX magically comes down from the sky*
PoX said, "That's the whole point, idiot!"
*PoX magically disappears from the ground*
Squirrelflight meowed after a while, "... at least it's better than Squirrelloser."
Firestar said, "... shut up."
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PoX's Note: ... and there you have it. Is it good? Yes? Wow, you're very nice! Oh, and from now on, the next chapter for who I'm going to write a story about will be a mystery. Well, not exactly. I'll give you a hint, and if you get it right, then your name will show up in the next chapter! It means you're privileged, so feel happy. Now, for the next chapter, it's about a cat who was the medicine cat in the first book: Into The Wild. I gave you such a big hint, but in the future chapters, it will get harder, trust me. The winner will get a surprise that I will give out in the next chapter. That ends this chapter; goodbye and I will update soon, you can count on it!
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The End