The new couple had been walking for only about five minutes when Clooney decided to poop.

"Spence, can you hold him while I talk care of this?" Derek asked, handing the leash over.

"Wait – what – WHAT?" Spencer practically screeched, looking at the leash held loosely in his hand.

"Well do YOU want to pick up his shit?" Derek asked pointedly. At Spencer's incredulous look, Derek continued, "I thought not." As soon as Derek went over to the nearby trashcan to throw it out, a squirrel ran by. Next thing Derek knew, Spencer screamed.

"CLOONEYYYYYYYY! STOPPPPPP IT'S JUST A SQUIRREL! DERRRRRRREKKKKKKKK!" Spencer screamed as Clooney dragged him off the path and through crowds of people playing sports and picnicking. Derek chuckled but promptly ran after his boyfriend.

When Derek got his dog under control, he couldn't resist saying, "You do realize you just got manhandled by a dog."

"You are an insensate officious lout. I TOLD you that he wouldn't listen to me."

"Insensate officious what?"

"Insensate officious lout."

"Once more for those of us without an encyclopedic memory?"

"Eidetic."

"That's what I meant. What did you call me?"

"An insensate officious lout," Spencer said, walking away.

"In English?"

"It is English."

"English for the non geniuses?"

"Ever heard of a dictionary?"

"Yes…"

"Then look it up."

"Spencer, can't you just tell me what it means? There's no point in insulting me if I don't understand what you're saying."

"You insulted my masculinity, I'm insulting your intelligence," Spencer retorted, picking up speed.

"Baby boy, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it." Spencer just gave him a pointed look. "Please, baby, I'm sorry," Derek continued, practically begging. Derek kissed Spencer on the cheek. "I'm sorry, baby. What can I do to fix it?"

Spencer smiled. "We just had our first fight," Spencer said.

"So I'm forgiven?"

"Yes."

"Will you tell me the definition of those words?"

"Definitely not."

"Oh COME ON, Spencer! Just TELL me!"

"I called you a cold, cruel, meddling stupid person."

"You're cruel."

"I just know how to use my words."