Author's note: Everyone! sorry , it would seems that I took too long for this to write...It didn't turn bad like I imagine it would. Anyway, here is chapter 4, ENJOY!

Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is owned by Hiro Mashima, not me.

Let's Do This!

LET'S DO THIS THING!

Natsu stands up, grabs Gray by the collar, drags him at a corner, dumps him at a chair and stood facing him.

"Hey wha-"

"Remember the time when you 'accidentally' destroyed one of Erza's swords?"

Natsu asks in a low voice with a mischievous smile on his face.

"And Erza didn't even notice it since she was in a good mood, but what happens if she comes back and 'someone' feels like talking about it?"

Now Natsu's smile turns to an evil grin as he watches how Gray's face turns pale. But Gray met his gaze and cross his arms on his chest, "so what? You're threatening me, lizard face?"

Now, Natsu's grin disappears to be replaced by a serious face, so serious if Gray was standing, he would have backed out.

What the hell, he never was 'this' serious before!

Just then, Natsu place his hand on the back of the chair and leans forward near Gray's right ear and said in a serious tone, "tell you what, keep your fists and magic away from me for a month and I'll shut that 'someone's' mouth when Erza arrives, deal?" Natsu backs away to look at Gray's stunned face.

"Well?" Natsu cross his arms on his chest and lift his eyebrow. Gray, not really sure what to say, just look at Natsu.

"Oh! And one more thing, say a word about this to anyone and you can kiss your ass goodbye from Erza." Natsu's expression softens and he grins.

Gray, recovered from shock, stood up, "what the hell was that for? Why would I do that? Blackmailing me and crap, your hiding something," he accused but still kept his voice low so the others won't hear it.

"Why would I hide something from you ice cubes, there's no reason to."

"Because you wouldn't blackmail me if you don't, I thought that mouth of yours is just for decoration only that was stuck on your face while your fists talks."

*anger meter rising* keep it cool Natsu, this is for hitting the first bird's ass.

"None of your business freak, just do it!"

"Like hell I will, I rather – "

*turns to the guild members*

"HEY EVERYONE! I HAVE A SECRET THAT I – MPHF$#^!"

Gray panickingly covered Natsu's mouth and turns to the crowd.

"HE'S JUST PLAYING STUPID AGAIN! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!"

*turns Natsu away from the crowd*

"Alright fine! I give, now shut the hell up and I won't bother you for a month, deal!"

*holds up hand*

*Natsu shakes it with his*

"But if I hear a word, you're dead! Got that?"

"Hah! As if you can do it, but fine! I won't."

*both releases hands*

Natsu and Gray both walks on the bar counter, the former taking his seat where he left it (nexr to Lucy and Happy) while the latter sat next to him. The guild members were shock.

*whisper* "Hey – hey! What's happening here?" -Macao

*whisper* "Yeah, they just talk, what happen to the stools flying and fists smashing anyway?" -Wacaba

*sigh* "And it was hell of a lot fun yesterday too."-Warren

BACK TO THE BAR COUNTER

When both of the boys came, Lucy and Mirajane were just looking at them as well, surprised (Happy is still savouring his fish, not caring at anything). Natsu ordered some fire food.

"Hey Mira, can I have some water please, I think I need to drink something." Gray said, looking tired.

"Uh, sure Gray." *gives him a glassful*

*looks at Natsu* "Is there something that we should know? Natsu just drag you in a corner and talk! As in, YOU GUYS JUST TALK! Without shouting and cracking bones."

"Ha, ha, c'mon Mirajane it's not like we always fight ya' know, we can have some man to man talk sometimes." Natsu said.

"Well, that's the problem, you guys never 'normally' talk to each other, before one of you starts to open his mourh, the other either starts insulting him or sends him already flying. But Natsu, the way you leaned on Gray like that, if you are watching it from here, it looks like both of you were being…..well…intimate."

This comment causes Gray to cough while Natsu chokes at his chicken. Lucy stood up and pound Natsu on his back, Natsu chokes out a chicken bone.

Lucy, * disgusted* "Eeeeew, Natsu that's gross, why do you eat the bone?"

*wipes mouth* "thanks Lucy, *drinks* that helps."

*turns to Mirajane* "First of, we are not being intimate with each other, okay? I'd rather be intimate to a cow or Lucy than someone seeing me being intimate with him."

*recovered* "What the hell! I'd rather let Erza stab me than be seen being intimate with you, thinking about it makes me sick already." *feeling his stomach* "Augh! I better stay away from you now." *turns away and sat at Cana's table*

"Hey! what do you mean you'd rather be intimate to a cow OR me? *emphasizing 'OR'* it's like you're also saying that I'm a second close to a cow!"

"Hey I didn't said that!"

"No you didn't, but that's how it sounds like to me, jerk!"

"Geez, Luce that's not what I really meant, anyway we'd better find some job to do now."

Natsu stands up and went to the job board.

*smiling to himself* "ha, ha, ha, now that Grey is out of the way this bet became really easy now, all I need to do is to keep myself busy for a month, and by busy I mean not getting myself in trouble."

*looks at the board* "hmmmm, all I need to find is something that will keep that from happening."

Natsu spotted something at the corner of his eye.

*looks*

*blinks*

*smiles gleefully* "well whad'ya know, there it is." Natsu grabs the paper and heads straight to the master.

Mission 2: Hitting the second bird's ass is about to commence!

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