Okay, I am just going to change the story just a bit. It'll be in Sydney's point of View but they can stay at Adrian's house because of what happened earlier (Previously in Bloodlines) Enjoy

I gasped and looked at Dimitri. This had to be Adrian's doing. One night they were together, for one freaking night, and things had gotten out of hand. Dimitri stared shock in the mirror poking at his skin. He looked like he wanted to cry. He had just gotten out of the shower. He looked bad. Very Bad.
"ADRIAN!" I yelled through the apartment. I knew neighbors would hear, and I woke Jill up. She looked at Dimitri and gasped. She poked his skin.
"Are you an Alien?" She asked poking his skin still.
Dimitri didn't say anything. He just kept looking in the mirror.
Adrian had finally come out of the room he looked like he wanted to smile but thought better of it. He looked at Dimitri. "Whoa, Russia what the hell happened to you?"
Dimitri scowled at Adrian "You bastard. You did this to me"
Adrian shook his head "I didn't turn you into the tallest smurf"
"He's blue Adrian. Blue and you had nothing to do with it." I said and shook my head.
Adrian started bursting out laughing, clutching his sides falling to the floor. I guess it was funny, kind of. Dimitri's pissed off expression made the whole blue thing work out. It kind of looked good on him. Jill smiled and looked at him. I couldn't resist and started to poke Dimitri. I had poked him in the stomach seeing I was shorter then the rest of my "Family". He Flinched and held his stomach. I guess he was ticklish. I looked at Jill and she smirked poking his sides. He started to flinch and twitch. He was like a robotic smurf. He then started to laugh with us. This had to be the most interesting morning. First I see a black squirrel. I have never seen one of those. I think it was from Canada. I saw three hot guys walking down the hall of Adrian's and Dimitri's apartment. I couldn't help but feel normal and stare at them. Then I see a blue Dimitri. Rose is going to kick Adrian's ass. Let's just hope it's not Permanente.
Eddie had walked in and the look on his face was priceless. He stared at all of us rolling on the floor laughing and a blue Dimitri. I love saying that. We were all acting Human. But this was way beyond me. Eddie's expression said so much. Confusion, humor, he grinned like he wanted to crack a joke. I couldn't even breathe.
"Hey, hey Ed. Come joins us. We're playing with blue Dimitri" Adrian said. It sounded so wrong in so many ways.
"How did this happen?" Eddie asked. It was like he knew the answer, but wanted one of us to answer.
"Adrian" We all said except Adrian.
He shook his head. "I knew it. Dimitri you look like a big smurf"
"I heard that one okay. I have been getting called a smurf all morning." Dimitri said defending himself.

We had gone out to lunch; the people of Los Angeles were staring at us. I bit on my lip to keep me from laughing again. People were probably thinking. They are a weird bunch. A bunch of girls ran up to Adrian and smiled. Flirting with him, I couldn't help but to feel a pang of jealousy. I lightly brushed it away. I looked at Dimitri who had been looking at me. "What?" I said.
He shook his head and smirked.
"Hey blue man" the one girl looked at him. Her tan was fake and her blonde hair looked white and didn't look good on her. And he boobs were definitely fake.
Dimitri looked at the fake blonde and raised an eyebrow. "Yes?" I was surprised he answered to that.
"You got a girl?" She smiled.
He chuckled. "Yes I do"
Oh boy this was going to be interesting. "Well where is she?"
Dimitri looked thoughtful. "Taking care of my baby"
She sighed, "Well that's not fun. Maybe you should take a break from fatherhood and hang out with real girls"
He snorted "Real?" He looked over her obviously noticing her tan, her boobs and her hair. "My girlfriend is 10 times more real then you" His hand gestured over her body.
"Ain't that the truth" Both Adrian and Eddie spoke.
I kept myself from laughing.
"I will have you blue man" She smirked and walked away.
Adrian sighed. "Damn it even when he's blue the girls still want him"
I now busted out laughing. I couldn't contain myself. Everyone was enjoying me laughing. It was as funny as seeing that Adrian's hair was green. That was thanks to me and Dimitri, Team Dimitri and Sydney. YEAH! We had to get Adrian back and we died his hair green. He didn't notice yet. We put it in his styling gel and it took effect when we got outside. I was amazed that he didn't notice yet.
"You should get a spray tan" Dimitri looked at Adrian.
"Why?" Adrian said.
He shrugged "it'll be that awesome on you. You'll look less pale" He said mischievously.
Adrian nodded "I'll get a spray tan"
We had walked to the nearest tanning salon and had Adrian in. We waited for a long time until he came back out. We had told the stylist not to tell him about his hair, it was a surprise. God, I love these people. And I mean literally. They were awesome and had a lot of spirit in them. No pun intended.
I recently found out that Dimitri had died in that battle too. The Moroi were very violent and Sonya was near. He was now shadow-kissed. Rose felt very out of place. But she was teaching Jill and Dimitri how to deal with it. Guess the tables had turned for her and Dimitri.
Adrian had walked out and looked like an Oompa Loompa. Dimitri looked at him and died laughing. Adrian looked at him confused. "What?"
Dimitri laughed. "Nothing. It looks good" He continued to laughed.
"I want to see" Adrian said turning towards the mirror.
We all jumped up and yelled, "No."
"Don't." Jill said.
"It'll ruin everything" Dimitri said ominous. He sounded scary and we all looked at him.
"You want to add a Mwahahaha to that?" I asked.
He smirked and then shook his head "No. I'm good"
We all backed away from Dimitri. He was acting weird.
We left the tanning salon and walked around outside. Dimitri was still acting like a weirdo. He and Jill stopped walking and nodded at each other. They stood next to each other.
"Oompa Loompa, doom-pity doomp." Jill Sang.
"I got another puzzle for you" Dimitri said.
"What do you get when you get green hair" Jill sang
"A lot of the laughs and a lot of the stares" Dimitri Sang.
"Now that your skin is orange not pale" Jill sang.
"I would go run and wail" Dimitri sang.
"I don't like the look of this" Jill held a mirror to Adrian's face.
He looked mortified. He looked at Dimitri. "You"
Dimitri still smiled. "Payback is a bitch isn't It."
"I look like a clown" He said screeching.
"Before you looked like the joker" Dimitri laughed.
Adrian scowled and looked at him. "I hate you"
"The feelings mutual." Dimitri said.
"You guys could be brothers" I said.
"I would kill myself if I was his brother" Adrian spoke.
Dimitri scoffed and looked at Adrian "No one's stopping you. There's the ocean. Go drown yourself"
I gasped and looked at him. "Guys just stop all right."
Jill smiled and hugged Adrian "I'm sorry I sung that song. But I couldn't resist"
He hugged her back "It's okay."
She giggled and nodded.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"I love being Shadow-kissed" Jill smirked. She linked arms with Adrian and skipped down the sidewalk back towards his apartment. "La, la-la-la-la-la. Sing the happy song." I started to laugh again. Eddie linked arms with me and we skipped down the sidewalk as well singing a long with Jill and Adrian. "La, la-la-la-la-la. Smurfs the whole day long."
Dimitri growled and walked slowly and walked inside the apartment. I grinned and looked at him. "I got something that will turn you back tan."
He shook his head. "No I want to stay blue. I want to make Rose laugh."
"She's coming here" I asked.
He shook his head. "No, I want to send a picture message to her."
"Rose got a phone?" Adrian said.
Dimitri nodded. "Yes."
"Oh" Dimitri looked at Adrian. "What?"
"Get a picture with me. She'll have a laughing fit." Dimitri suggested.
"Okay"
Dimitri handed me his phone and I had put on the camera and faced it towards the Oompa Loompa and the Smurf. They looked hilarious. I had taken the picture and they looked like class A tools. I couldn't help but take another picture of them.
I couldn't find rose's name but I had found a name Sexiness. With a heart next to it. "Dimitri who's sexiness?"
"Rose, she put that in there. I had her as Rose." I shook my head and sent both pictures to rose.
It wasn't till long when Rose texted back.
What did California do to you boys? XD
I took the phone and texted back.
Dimitri and Adrian had gotten into a war. Adrian started it.
It sent and waited. I looked over at Dimitri and Adrian. I swear they scared me. Not in the way I did before but in the way that they started to get along.
I had gotten a text message back.
Typical Adrian. Wait whose texting me? O.o
I texted back and laughed.
Sydney. Dimitri is teaching Adrian how to dance.
I sent the message and looked at them.
Dimitri can dance?
I laughed and replied.
Apparently, I'll send you a video.
I had put the camera on and turned to video and smiled video taping Dimitri and Adrian trying to dance. Adrian failed miserably.
"You smurf, you stepped on my feet."
"Sorry Oompa Loompa"
I laughed and shook my head. They continued dancing. And I stopped recording and then I sent the video to Rose. I lay on the couch and continued watching them.
"Sydney" I looked up and saw Jill.
"Yes" I smiled.
"I have to go shopping for some stuff." She looked away embarrassed.
"What do you need?" I sat up looking at her.
"Stuff" she bit her lip. "Look I don't want to say it in front of the guys"
I nodded. "Dimitri Rose will be texting back. I'm taking Jill out."
I grabbed my bag and keys leaving the apartment. "Okay, I need bathroom stuff"
"Like shampoo and soap?"
She shook her head. "You're horrible as a sister"
"What why… Oh. Now I know" I felt dumb.
"Yeah" we got out to the car and drove to the store. I never thought the day I would be going to the store buying this stuff for a vampire. I didn't even know they got their periods. I was impressed. Yeah life was indifferent but it was fun.

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