Note: Okay in this story Ichigo doesn't believe in god, but it has to do with the plot. Sorry if some people find that a bit….offending I guess? But it's who he is. Um…no I am not an atheist, I'm just writing about one. :D

Okay so I got a review and 2 favorites ALREADY! This is why a shout out is going to:

Kaileychicago: Thanks for being the first reviewer. LOL Renji…..let's just say the big pineapple of his aint gonna take it so well. LOL.

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I don't own bleach.

Chapter 2: A New Housemate

Ichigo was glad class was finally over. Now that he knows the midget existed, he realized he has most classes with her. He made a mental note tell Ukitake to put him in all her classes. Oh yeah, having the principal as your boss came in handy a lot.

Ichigo walked down the stairs and climbed into his black 1967 Mustang Fastback. (a/n: my dream car!). Ignoring the screaming girls he pulled out and made his way to Kuchiki manor. After about ten minutes of driving, Ichigo pulled into the driveway. The mansion was huge. It was a two story Victorian style home. The hose was made of black stone with antique furnishing for windows. Above the first floor was a large balcony which he suspected belonged to the heir.

Walking up to the black wooden door, Ichigo knocked with his knuckles. After a moment, a woman looking like an older version of the midget appeared. Only her hair and body was longer. Also the major difference was this woman wore a smile on her face.

"You must be Ms. Hisana Kuchiki. Ms. Kuchiki, I'm Ichigo Kurosaki"

"Yes, yes I remember! Oh and please call me Hisana. Oh where are my manners, come in!" she stepped aside and Ichigo walked in. the place was firkin huge. On the right was a large pathway leading to a living room as big as Ichigo's three bedroom home. On the left was a dining room that sat 12 people. In front were two sets of stairs adorned by red carpeting. All the furniture seemed to be old time antiques giving the place a museum feel, but still super cozy.

"Uh I guess Jushiro told you about why I'm here" Ichigo asked a bit nervous.

"Yes, your father already shipped your things over here and said that he was proud of his son. And told me to let you know that your sisters think you're staying here for school purposes. Your room will be right across Rukia's own. I hope it's to your liking, I didn't really know how to decorate a teenage boys room"

"It's okay, I just need a bed and a place for my clothes." Hisana smiled. "So I would like a list of friends that Rukia has. I was told to keep this a secret from her so asking directly would be a problem."

"Oh yes, um there is Momo Hinorami, Rangiku Matsumo, Tatsuki Arisawa, Toshiro Hitsugaya, Keigo, and her boyfriend Renji Abarai." Ichigo raised an eyebrow at the last statement unconsciously. "Those are the people she hangs out with the most. If you need anything don't hesitate to ask."

"Yeah I was wondering if you would….you know….I guess…" Ichigo scratched the back of his head.

"Sure I can tell Rukia that you'll be staying here" Ichigo let out a breath he didn't realize he was holding in. just then the door opened and Rukia walked in with Renji's arm wrapped around her shoulder. "Speak of the devil!" Hisana laughed.

Rukia looked from her laughing mother to the tall orange headed guy in the room.

"Rukia why is a guy here?" Renji asked tightening his grip in a protective way. Said girl just opened her mouth and shuck her head.

"I was gonna ask the same question." Ichigo turned around to face the two. Renji's face had a scowl and rukia's was just curious. He laughed a bit at them.

"What you laughing at berry top?" Renji asked.

"Renji! Don't be so rude to Ichigo!" Hisana snapped. "Rukia he will be living here for a bit"

"….."

"LIVING WHERE?" Renji and Rukia asked at the same time. This time Ichigo smirked.

"I'll be living here with her" Ichigo broke it down for the slow couple in the room.

"What, why is he living here? Doesn't he have his own place? And why here? Can't he go to some family member or something? Even an orphanage!"

"Rukia Kuchiki!" Hisana snapped with a mad face.

"She's right Ms. Kuchiki, why does he have to live here? What if he tries anything on Rukia, who is gonna, protect her?" Both Hisana and Ichigo laughed at the irony in his sentence.

"I'll go settle in my room" Ichigo said. "See you at dinner Hisana" she smiled and nodded. The three watched as he ascended the stairs and disappeared into the hallway.

"Mom why is he living here; I mean why I have to share my house with some kid I don't know"

"Yeah and I don't like the idea of a teenage boy living around Rukia"

"You would of it was you!" Renji shut up at Hisana's words.

"Well your father invited him to live here" both teens left were shocked.

"Dad hates people" Rukia said making Rukia laugh.

"Well Ichigo and your father are friends and he invited Ichigo here end of story. And I want you to make friends with him. He is a really nice boy, handsome, caring. Charming, smart and they aren't much boys like him out there." Renji felt the anger boil in him.

"But why should I do that, I have way better things to do"

"Rukia, I am starting to think that we have spoiled you too much"

"No you didn't spoil me enough" she grumbled. "Renji why don't you go home now, I'll call you if I want to later" Renji nodded and left. "I have to go do something, send a maid with my dinner when it's ready" Rukia began up the stairs.

"No, you'll come down to the dinner table with me, your father, and Ichigo" Rukia groaned before walking the rest of the way.

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Ichigo heard the door close when Renji was told to leave and walked into his room. It was three times the size of his old room. The walls were painted gray with two doors on the right side. One door lead to a large closet while the door had a full sized bathroom behind it. In the corner pushed up against the only window was a bed. It was covered in a black sheets with silver colored pillows on it. On the opposite wall was a desk with a laptop on it. The free wall had a hanging cork board so if he needed, things could be pinned up. And below that was a wide bookcase. It had only two shelves but spread throughout the whole wall. It was filled with all of his favorite books.

Going through the closet he found all his clothes were here all here. Plopping down on the bed with one hand behind his head, he pulled out his phone. after dialing and waiting a few rings, someone picked up.

"ICHIGO, SON I'M SO PROUD!"

"Goat face shut up I'm right here" Ichigo groaned. Of only he could punch through the phone…..

"SON NO LISTEN CAREFULLY, KNOCK HER UP AND SLAP A RING ON! WE'LL BE WAITING FOR OUR GRANDCHILD! MASAKI OUR SON WILL FINALLY LOSE HIS VIR-

Isshin wasn't allowed to finish his sentence before Ichigo hung up. Rolling over on the bed and looking out the window Ichigo could see the beach sunset. He smirked at the sight.

"I'm coming in" he heard Rukia say before she walked in. She was now wearing a red tank top with come jean shorts. Her hair was tied in a ponytail except the stubborn piece that rested on her face. One hand was on the door while the other was on her hip.

"Oh sure do come in, thanks for asking" Ichigo said dryly.

"My house, I don't need to knock to enter a room" she snapped at him.

"Jushiro was right about you" Ichigo muttered. "Now what do you want?"

"To know what you're in my house. I sure as hell don't like people feeding off of my dad's hard earned money"

"Oh but spending it on shoes you wear once before throwing it away is okay?" Once again Ichigo shut her up. How did he know that?

"You have no right to come in here and insult me!" she said crossing her arms.

"Uh to be exact you came in here and accused me of freeloading off your father" Rukia opened her mouth but Ichigo cut her off. "You can spoiled, bratty, even the biggest bitch to walk Karakura streets but get one thing straight midget with me, mind your tongue. I'm not like your boyfriend who will sit back and let his head go farther up your ass okay?"

"You arrogant jerk. What do you think you know about me and Renji?"

"I know that you Rukia Kuchiki are a selfish spoiled brat. I know that Renji takes bullshit from youy everyday. Go home Renji I'll call you later if I want? I know that you certainly wear the pants and skirt in the relationship. That because you can't kiss and take yourself out on a date you settle for a guy who fawns over you. You don't care for anyone other than yourself. Anything else you want to know?"

"Asshole, I DO TO care about Renji. I am NOT A SPOILED BRAT and I certainly don't need some poor guy living in my house telling me what he thinks about me"

"You asked" Ichigo said before turned back on his side so his back was to her. Rukia half screamed before slamming the door shut then slamming her own.

"Oh yeah she's in for a rude awakening" Ichigo said before yawning.

Note: So I got a bunch of these hits on this but only one review. Please review PWEETY PLEASE! Lol okay second chapter up. Yes Ichigo has got Rukia pegged. Yes she is a big b**** in this. And yes, Jushiro is cute. The last one was random but hell it's the truth. Review please! :D