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Danny POV,
Every one sat down to eat breakfast. Molly was a really good chef. I felt something vibrating in my pocket. Trying to think of what it could be I pulled it out. It turned out to be my cell phone that Vlad had Technus make. I excused my self from the table to answer the call.
"What Vlad? I was kind of in the middle of breakfast. Not that I don't mind you calling but yea."
"My bad little badger. I merely wanted to hear you voice before I went to bed."
"Why do you call me that?"
"You mean little badger?"
"Yea."
"Because the first time I met you, you had dark circles under your eyes and it reminded me of a badger."
"Really?"
"Do you want me to stop?"
"No Vlad, I like your crazy pet names I was just curios."
"That killed the cat you know."
"Yea I know. So anything else you wanted fruit loop?"
"But I'm you fruit loop. But any who good morning and have a wonderful day. I love you.
"Yes you are my fruit loop. Good night sleep tight don't let the ghost bugs bite and love you too." I said. I waited till he ended the call to turn around. Harry, Ron and Hermione were standing behind me.
"How did you get you cell phone to work?" Hermione asked. Ron looked confussed.
"I know a guy or two." I said, laughing on the inside.
"Who was that and how come you didn't have to yell?" Ron asked.
"You don't have to yell for the person to hear you, and that was my boyfriend."
"Your homo-sexual?" Hermione asked.
"What's that?" Ron asked. 'And people call me clueless.' I thought.
"A homo-sexual guy is a dude that likes other dudes. And yea I am. Plus you could just said gay."
"Sorry."
"So is any one homo-phobic?" I asked. They shrugged their shoulders.
"Yippie."
"Why would you be happy?" Ron asked.
"Do I need a sarcasm sign to hold up?"
"Yes."
"That was sarcasm."
"Oh..." He muttered. 'Oh yea this was going to be fun.'
END!
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