TDF:WEEEEElcome back to another chapter of Treasure planet idol! I'm your host TMNTDisneyFan and Joining me tonight are CaptainAmeliaGirl and Yuni!Well let's see who is the winner and who gets to go head to he-hmm mthats odd ?
CAG: what Scroop isn't here?
Scroop : I Herd that!
Yuni-pulls out bug spray-
Scroop:cowars in fear-
TDF: no for the first time in TP idol history we have a tie...
CAG: I thought this was the first TP idol ?
TDF: well...it is...
Yuni:who's it between ?
TDF: Arrow & Silver...
Amelia: so does this mean I win ?
TDF: nope we'll just have an extra round and no one goes home tonight.
Yuni: awh but I just got my new trap door installed...
CAG: well...uh...just wait till tomrrow night?
TDF: Well I geuss we'd better get started Amelia since your still the leader you get to go first
Amelia: Alright well tonight im going to sing redneck woman.
TDF: You dont seem very 'redneck'
Amelia: does it matter?
CAG: it might...
Amelia: Well im going to sing it anyways...
Well I ain't never been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne,
I'd rather drink rum all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a
4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard,
Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me but I don't
give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard
with a baby on my hip
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class girl
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Heck Yeah" from the redneck girls like me!
Crowd:Heck ya!
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same dang thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look pretty, just as pretty as those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man love me
You might think I'm A little too hard core
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door!
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class girl
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Heck Yeah" from the redneck girls like me!
crowd again *heck yeah!*
Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class girl
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Heck Yeah" from the redneck girls like me!
crowd and us:heck yeah!*
TDF: well that was fun!
CAG: yeah!
Yuni:Well now heres Silv-Silv
silver: What'd i tell ye?
Yuni: just sing Elvis
Silver: I aint no elvis
Yuni: ya got that right.
Silver: why me.. 'ny 'ow i'm singin' ;ive like ye was dying
TDF: come again?
CAG: -pulls out pirate dictionary from no where- He means hes singing live like you were dying.
TDF: you always carry that thing ?
CAG: only when talking to Amelia.
TDF:oh...
Silver: do ya mind?
TDF: na go ahead!
He said: "I was in my early forties,
"With a lot of life before me,
"An' a moment came that stopped me on a dime.
"I spent most of the next days,
"Looking at the x-rays,
"An' talking 'bout the options an' talkin' 'bout sweet time."
I asked him when it sank in,
That this might really be the real end?
How's it hit you when you get that kind of news?
Man whatcha do?
An' he said: "I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
He said "I was finally the husband,
"That most the time I wasn't.
"An' I became a friend a friend would like to have.
"And all of a sudden goin' fishin',
"Wasn't such an imposition,
"And I went three times that year I lost my Dad.
"Well, I finally read the Good Book,
"And I took a good long hard look,
"At what I'd do if I could do it all again,
"And then:
"I went sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I gave forgiveness I'd been denying."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
Like tomorrow was a gift,
And you got eternity,
To think about what you'd do with it.
An' what did you do with it?
An' what can I do with it?
An' what would I do with it?
"Sky diving, I went rocky mountain climbing,
"I went two point seven seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu.
"And then I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter,
"And I watched Blue Eagle as it was flyin'."
An' he said: "Some day, I hope you get the chance,
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
"To live like you were dyin'."
Yuni: Well that wasn't Elvis
Silver:I said I wasn't- oh 'ever mind
TDF: Alright last but not least heresss-
Yuni: rock n' roll!
Arrow:No ! we've went over this Miss. Yuni
CAG: But it suits you if you ever became a wrestler that could be your name.
Arrow: I dont like wrestleing WWE isn't real.
TDF: shhhuuuussssshhh ! you don't say that here on Earth people might kill ya!
Arrow: Can I sing now?
TDF: ...sure!
You know I like my chicken fried
A cold rum on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well, I was raised up
Beneath the shade of a Georgia pine
And that's home you know
Sweet tea, pecan pie and homemade wine
Where the peaches grow
And my house it's not much to talk about
But it's filled with love
That's grown in southern ground
And a little bit of chicken fried
Cold rum on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well, I've seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
It's funny how it's the little things in life
That mean the most
Not where you live or what you drive
Or the price tag on your clothes
There's no dollar sign on a piece of mind
This I've come to know
So if you agree, have a drink with me
Raise your glasses for a toast
To a little bit of chicken fried
Cold rum on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well, I've seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
I thank God for my life
And for the stars and stripes
May freedom forever fly
Let it ring
Salute the ones who died
The ones that give their lives
So we don't have to sacrifice
All the things we love
Like our chicken fried
And cold rum on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well, I?ve seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
Yes, a little chicken fried
Cold beer on a Friday night
A pair of jeans that fit just right
And the radio up
Well, I've seen the sunrise
See the love in my woman's eyes
Feel the touch of a precious child
And know a mother's love
TDF: why is it I want fried chicken now...an' a glass of tea...
CAG: yeah me two...
Yuni: how 'bout we blow this popcile stand ?
TDF: good Aladdian refrence!
CAG: Yeah !
Yuni:-bows- thank you thank you!
TDF: well you guys know what to do!
CAG: ..now whatda we go ?
Yuni: run like crazies into KFC?
TDF- grabs a random weapon from mid-evil times- lets do it!
Yuni & CAG: lets do it! -grabs weapons-
us:-screams battle cries and runs out the door-
Amelia: thank goodness there gone.
Silver: so...eh whatya wanna do...
Arrow:Raid taco bell?
Amelia : why taco bell?
Arrow: they're not there.
Silver: I agree wit 'im.
all three:*walked out-