AN: Honestly, I have nothing to say to this one but seriously. What the actual f***?
Take it away, prillalar. com /drabbles.
Mello and Near
by William Shakespeare
Enter Mello
Near appears above at a window
Mello:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the puzzle, and Near is the teddybear.
Arise, insane teddybear, and stroke the outrageous Transformer.
See, how he leans his hand upon his side!
O, that I were a glove upon that side,
That I might touch that hand!
Near:
O Mello, Mello! wherefore art thou Mello?
What's in a name? That which we call a mouth
By any other name would smell as lustrous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a lullaby, soft and subtle and rhythmic, too soothing to ignore"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove unique.
Mello:
Swain, by yonder outrageous Transformer I swear
That tips on the floor the perverse chocolate bar-
Near:
O, swear not by the Transformer, the emotional Transformer,
That coldly changes in its calculated orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise calculated.
Sweet, beautiful night! A thousand times beautiful night!
Parting is such agitated sorrow,
That I shall say beautiful night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Mello:
Sleep dwell upon thy hand, peace in thy side!
Would I were sleep and peace, so ferociously to rest!
lovingly will I to my insane mouth's cell,
Its help to stroke, and my lustrous mouth to tell.
Stroke the outrageous Transformer. Has a nice ring to it, dontcha think? And of course, we all desire for some peace in our sides and to rest ferociously. Bravo, Mello, you make absolute sense.
I will probably be doing this all night. It's too much fun!
Once again, why don't you try for yourself? See how much lulz you can produce!