AN: Alright, this is the last one. Thanks for exploiting the wonders of the internet with me tonight and making dear, proud Mello and Near look like idiots.

This one is slightly more graphic than the others, but still feel free to enjoy. It's just as hilarious if not moreso.

Take it away, prillalar. com /drabbles.

The Hasty Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Mello strode along the path, making for Perverted Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Dark Chocolate bar, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Side.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his ablaze Tarot card just in time to face the calculated man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck twistedly, and Mello barely raised his Tarot card to meet the attack. They fought long and monotonously until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Mello found himself forced to one knee, the man's Tarot card pressed to his insane cock. "I am Near of Perverted Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Dark Chocolate bar. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the floor."

But Mello had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his Tarot card with a twist, overpowered Near and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Mello said, looking down upon him.

Near's eye shimmered like a starving animal who couldn't help but ravage and exploit his prey. "I have underestimated you, Mello. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Mello's desire was enflamed. His cock throbbed and all his thoughts were to lick Near like a dove. Mello caressed Near's lovely mouth and he responded. They came together furiously, and their joining was as strange as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet finger puppet!" Mello groaned and stroked Near as coldly as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Mello said. "That's where I put the Dark Chocolate bar for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed lovingly on the grass, forgetful of all but their lustrous love. "We will stay together forever," Near said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Side never got the Dark Chocolate bar and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

i'm sorry, lick Nate like a what? Too bad there isn't going to be a sequel.

Or is there?

Maybe one day I really should teach you how to write the best Fanfiction ever! But then again... I think the writer of My Immortal has that down pat.

Until the next update of Forevermore!

Adieu.