Dear ummiuno011,
HAHAHAHAHA! Your picture is a hit on facebook! You should've seen the look on your face… oh wait, you can! ITS ALL OVER THE NET!
Love,
Leo Valdez
Dear Future,
Beatrice is doing fantastically, thank you. She has taken after Sunny, and she is quite a biter.
Olaf is being held off for now, but I'm sure he'll be back eventually, like the evil man he is.
My mother used to tie up her hair when she was doing paperwork, and when I was six she gave hers to me. I remember treating it like it was a baby, and I would wake in the middle of the night and pat my pocket, double checking that it was still there. Anywho, we have no time for anecdotes. Over to Klaus for the moment.
I could never live without books, I would die. My heart yearns for knowledge more than anything else, and I'm glad that more people are as tied to books as I am.
Our greatest pet peeve is grammer, we can't stand it being wrong. Thank you for feeling our pain. And yes, VFD was extremely hard to guess. I'm glad that we finally figured out what it was.
Thank you for the amazing support. We hope to converse with you again soon.
Sincerely,
Violet and Klaus Baudelaire
Dear Future,
I am great, thank you. I'm very happy that now that I am five, Klaus and Violet are letting me write my own letters.
I'm glad you like me and my teeth. They seem to have been passed down to Beatrice, and I am teaching her in the art of biting. Things are coming along perfectly!
Did you hear that poor Mr. Poe has been diagnosed with tuberculosis? The poor man, all three of us feel guilty that none of us saw it before.
Thank you for all of the love. It was a pleasure writing you.
Sincerely,
Sunny Baudelaire
Dear strangerthingshavehappened,
IM GETTING THERE!
From,
Percy
Dear servant of matryoshka,
Now I smell like skunk.
AND I'M NOT FNICKING EMO!
And iggyxmax?
ICK!
Love,
Fang
PS: I'm hotter than Dylan AND Iggy
Dear Servant of Matryoshka,
I know right! Max deserves better than that dirtbag named Fang who LEFT HER!
I'm sorry, I totally would punch Fang, but it would hurt Max's feelings.
From,
Dylan
Dear servant of matryoshka,
It's a gift.
Love,
Nico
Dear Percebeth Forever 98,
Thanks for the love. I sure hope that me and Ella were meant to be… she's amazing and nice and thoughtful…
Anyways, sexist pigosity is a disease that only 1/450 men get a year. It is incurable and sometimes deadly. I'm glad I don't have it ;)
Love,
Iggy
Dear Swordy McSwordy,
Heh heh heh heh heh….
You really don't want to know.
Worst wishes,
Ares
Dear Swordy McSwordy,
Thank you, thank you very much ;)
I'm super excited too. And yes, even though I'm very manly, I cried a bit…
AND WHAT THE FIRETRUCK DO YOU MEAN, I ACTUALLY LIVE IN A BOOK WRITTEN BY A GUY CALLED RICK RIORDANW?
Yeesh… Tourists…
Burning love,
Leo
Dear Whocares1313,
Cuz Fang is cool and Max is not.
Simple, really.
From,
Angel
Dear Whocares1313,
!
And a cross between Jeb and Mr. Chu…
:D
Violently,
Max
Dear ummiuno011,
Thank you.
Olympus is more uneventful than you think.
I like traveling down to see concerts and stuff like that.
(SHH! DON'T TELL ZEUS!)
Annoying Singers? Hmm… Miley Cyrus, Beiber, Rebecca Black (UNDERLINATION!)… Mickey Mouse…. Yeah, he used to sing. I was the end of that…
From,
Apollo
Dear servant of Matryoshka,
...WHY DO YOU HATE ME?
PS: Stop it with the tomatoes. It's getting old.
PSS: I am SOOOOOO better than Dylan.
From,
Fang
Dear Servant of Matryoshka,
I know.
From,
The Igster
Dear Servant of Matryoshka,
Okay…
From,
Dylan
Dear Max's sister,
And Harry is terribly annoying. Majorly. Really. I mean, everyone thinks of him as a hero but please. Do you think that I just going around killing people to show off? No WAY. I only kill the annoying ones.
Hey, did you see how James Potter acted in Snape's flashback? Whoo-ee what a bully! And I killed Lily so that Snape would stop mourning. Man, he was a wreck!
Meh. Life is okay…. All seven of it.
I like being hated. It's like love, but stronger and more violent.
And I know. They screwed up my nose. I got there late, and the lady who did it was almost asleep. The only companion I had was Micheal Jackson. Man, I got emotional when he died. Oh… I need a moment…
*sobs in corner*
Alright, all better. And yes the Death eaters are good companions to keep…. Although they all ran when I fell.
Yeesh. Now I sound like a High Schooler!
So yes. That is all.
Evilly,
Lord Voldemort
Send letters or meet your doom!