Many days had passed. As Minami had hoped, Gilgamesh SOMEHOW managed to get himself admitted to Ryou High School as a student of Class 2-B, the same class Minami, Yutaka, Hiyori, Patty and Izumi Wakase were all in with Nanako Kuroi as their lazy yet friendly homeroom teacher, who had just come through the door ready to begin.
"Ok class! It's a bit sudden even for me but we have a transfer student moving into our class today! How about introducing yourself, new guy?" Nanako had just come in with Gilgamesh, who was wearing the male school uniform in a sexy manner. He was significantly taller than everyone else in the room, including Nanako, but nobody seemed to care all THAT much. They were too enticed by his sexy face and pose. After all, he was, unbeknownst to them, the King.
"My name's Ryouji Matou. I'll be the kickass transfer student who reigns over you all!" Gilgamesh's introduction definitely scored him points with the many women of the class, who were generically staring at him with adoration.
"Wow, didn't know there was even going to be a transfer student but this guy sure is something! Don't you say so Wakase-san?" One of Izumi Wakase's fangirls asked her.
"He's definitely unique I'll give him that." Izumi responded, not seeming all that interested.
"Is this the boy you were talking about?" Yutaka asked Minami.
"This guy's supposed to be your friend Minami? No way!" Hiyori said in disbelief.
"I didn't know Japanese people could be this tall. I wonder if he's half-American." Patty suspected while in a thinking posture with her hand underneath her chin.
"Ok everyone settle down! I know y'all excited about the transfer student but we need to start the class. Matou, you can go sit over there." Nanako pointed to a vacant seat that had absolutely plot significance.
"I see Minami hasn't done a very good job of informing you girls about me." Gilgamesh said jokingly.
"For a moment I didn't think such a guy could possibly be related to Minami!" Hiyori exclaimed excitedly. "And there goes my delusional fantasy of a potential yuri pairing between Kobayakawa and Iwasaki-san..." Hiyori's innermost thoughts revealed a comical depression that lurked in the meganekko.
"Matou-san, you're so tall! You can't possibly a pure-bred Japan!" Patty said open-minded, hoping that "Ryouji Matou" would say that he's a half-American or something.
"It's true, I"m not ALL Japan. I'm everything." Gilgamesh responded, causing Patty to be feel both admiration and confusion at the same time.
"Minami-san, you and your friend are so awesome!" Yutaka said happily. Minami felt a little embarrassed at the random remark but couldn't help but feel happy. Gilgamesh on the other hand, saw it as nothing but flattery.
"After that we went over to Minami-san's place and talked for a long time!" Yutaka explained to her onee-chan Konata and her uncle Soujirou while they were all eating dinner.
"I bet all that Ryouji guy talked about was Fate/Stay Night." Konata slyly assumed.
"Actually, he didn't speak one word about that. He mostly talked about how interesting we all were and how he was looking forward to his next day at school. Maybe he just didn't want to talk about any of that."
"In any case, I do find it suspicious that Iwasaki-san just randomly came to me at night just to be informed of ONE franchise." Konata said, dropping her mischievous tone for a moment.
"I find it hard to believe that this guy is actually 1cm taller than me. He must look like a massive loli compared to you girls!" Soujirou randomly blurted out (true story, Gilgamesh is 182cm tall while Soujirou is 181).
"Ummm, I don't think he's like that. Matou-san's very nice; he helped Minami-san when she injured her left arm, which is covered in bandages." Yutaka tried to say nice things about "Ryouji".
"In any case Iwasaki-san's pretty lucky to have a boy in her life; almost too so." Konata remarked.
The next day at school Nanako was teaching Class 2-B a lecture in her World History class. Gilgamesh found the subject notoriously boring. He got so bored, in fact, that he stood up and gave his own lecture.
"Boring, boring, boring. The hell's up with learning about random crap in the past, especially when you don't know if it's true of not? How about I educate everyone on something that's actually WORTHWHILE?" Gilgamesh offered.
"Matou, sit down and let me continue my lecture on the War of the Roses!" Nanako yelled. Any normal person would have been fazed but not Gilgamesh. He was up to the challenge.
"War of the Roses? Sounds like a piece of shit. Nobody here in Japan would give a rat's ass about that crap. Let me tell you something even more awesome that you hopefully know; at the world's beginning there was a great King named Gilgamesh who owned everything, and could get all the women he wanted. When he died all his treasures got scattered across the world; everything you use is his, so remember to thank and revere him." Gilgamesh spoke about himself arrogantly.
"Ok, ok. You'd better sit down or the next bit of history you'll learn will be about pain!" Nanako was rather furious about getting upstaged. Gilgamesh decided to sit down and have the class resume. Minami would have face-palmed if she had the guts to do so.