J: Hi, ya'll! Welcome to the Pokémon truth or dare talk show! (Wearing a witch's hat that is pink and a black with pink side colors turtleneck and a skirt and black converse)
Zeke: (in a black w/ a hood jacket with purple T-shirt inside, jeans and black sneakers) wow I never thought KJ would be this good
J: (vein popping) shut up or you're going to be dead meat that I will feed to carvanahs!
Blizz: (same outfit) ahhh young love!
Ash: (DP clothes) who's in love?
Misty: (sleeveless shirt w/ a hood in short denim shorts) it's my cousin idiot
May: (DP clothes) they've got a weird way of showing it thou
J: Like you, people are any different. Drew's in love with May
Drew: (same outfit) please (flick hair *get ready to die fan girls*) like I'm going to be attracted to an airhead
May: you're dead Hayden! And I'm not an airhead! (Chasing Drew frantically)
Dawn: (new clothes I cannot describe but you can see it in Google!) What the heck's happening here?
Paul: (look at Dawn's *search for ikarishipping I think*) isn't it obvious their in denial
Zeke: looks like their not the only one (smirk)
Paul: (blush) why you little…
J: ok let's just on with the show!
Blizz: this is from vagadog2233!
hello wonderful hosts :-) ok. here are MY dares:
1 everyone has to find plans on torturing may and drew ( ha ha ha)
J: oh good I've got one!
Everybody except CS: us too!
J: c'mon all of the fangirls!
FGs: (wearing their fg uniform) looks there's DREW!
J: run now lover boy! (that's our torture)
Drew: way ahead of ya! (ran)
J: one down one to go! Oh HARLEY!
Harley: Oh, hello may Hun I have new batch of cookies!
May: Never! (ran)
J: next one!
2 secretly get two other people to make may and drew jeolous
J: quick before they came back! (snap fingers Brendan and Brianna came)
CC: (came back)
Brendan: hey may!
May: Brendan!(goes to hug him)
Drew: (jealous but not showing it)
Brianna: h-hello m-Mr. D-Drew(blush)
Drew: (sigh) hey Bianca (threw her a yellow rose)
Brianna: (fainted)
May: (slight jealous)
J: ok I cannot bear to watch it anymore!
Brendan: you used to draw mw and May in a scene
J: why you little (whacked Brendan and Brianna till their out of the park)
May: J I thought you're a contestshipper?
J: Ok contestshipping is not the first shipping I liked the first May shipping I liked is hoennshipping
Everybody: (shocked expression)
J: and the Dawn shipping is Sinnohshipping
Everybody: (shocked expression)
J: and the Misty shipping is e-e-egoshipping! (cries anime style)
Everybody: (fainted)
J: but now I'm a poke/contest/ikarishipper certified
3 i like how may is drews slave. i want that for the rest of the chappie and i want them to get trapped somewhere
J: no problem! (snaps fingers May is in her maid outfit)
May: not again!
Drew: (drools)
J: (push the both into May's room) well it's somewhere!
Zeke: I'll give them 7 mins in heaven (smirks at J)
J: (blush) s-sure!
Blizz: (look and smiled at them) let's go ECLIPSESHIPPING!
EC: (blush) s-shut up!
J: (opens the door)
May: (blushing and ruffled hair) don't ask
Drew: (smirking)
J: o….k…
4 put may in a terrible situation drew has to rescue her from
J: (snaps her fingers)
May: uh oh (balancing on top of a building in a chair tied up and there's a rope tied to the door and the chair the rope to keep it from falling) HELP!
J: you need to rescue May, if you open the door the rope will snap and she'll fall but if you didn't save her in 1 minute, she'll fall
Drew: here goes nothing (opens the door and ran to May)
May: (fell) AHHHHHH!
Drew: (jumped to save her)
J: no way did he just do that!
Drew: (caught May and releases Flygon) I got you (sits on Flygon)
May: thanks (blush)
CC: (landed on top of the building)
J: that…
Zeke: was…
Blizz: so…
Trio: cool!
J: next!
5 torture all fangirls for the reast of their lives and they won't ever see paul ash gary and drew again
J: I'm so enjoying this! (snaps all of the fangirls are in the torture chamber except Brianna)
FGs: where are we? Who are you?
J: the torture mistress and get ready to be tortured! (pushes buttons)
FGs: (all of their hair that are colored in the same color of each of their fave boys destroyed *girls hates their hair ruined*) our hair! (runs around hysterically)
J: (laughing her heart out) o-oh m-my g-god!
Girls: (laughing out loud)
J: n-next!
6 bring really cute fanboys for the girls
J: bring on the fanboys!
FBs: (looks like celebrity star and kisses the girls hands)
Girls: (fawning)
Boys: (fuming)
J: wow so much the drama (thought for a while) Hey one looks like Justin Beiber and I hate Justin Beiber! (whacks the fan boys with her Yoyo)
7 trap paul and dawn in a labyrinth
J: yay finally a Labyrinth dare! (snaps fingers)
DP: ( in a Labyrinth)
Dawn: let's go that way!
Paul: If you want to get lost, go that way troublesome
Dawn: Grrrr the name is Dawn! D-A-W-N DAWN!
Paul: whatever (walks a way)
Dawn: come back here I'm not done with you!
Back at the studio
Zeke: knowing them they'll get out in 7 hours
J: moving on!
8 make harley kidnap may
J: uhh he just kidnapped her mins. ago
Drew: what?
J: don't worry she'll be here in 5…4…3…2
May: Harley fights like a fag. What did I miss?
J: well Dawn and Paul are in the Labyrinth
May: well let's wish them luck (sarcastically)
9 trap ash in a room filled with food for 5 hours
Ash: FOOD! (ran to the room filled with it)
Misty: will he ever learn?
0 put ash and misty in a tunnel of love ride, then a haunted house ride, scary rollercoaster then a deranged tunnel of love ride and finally a candyland kiddie ride theme park for the day
J: get to it (dragged Ash out of the room which is empty by now) it's been 5 hours go w/ Misty to the amusement park
Later
Ash: that was fun!
Misty: except when the part in the haunted house releases Bug Pokémons
J: hehehe
Flash back
AM: (in the hunted house)
J: (in her ninja outfit) hehehe (threw a box full of Bugs)
Misty: AHHHHH (hugs Ash)
Ash: Misty it's the Part of the ride don't worry!
End of flash back
11 put misty and ash in a room filled with 1000 of ashes fav scents from fresheners that are motion activated by febreeze
J: (kicked them both in the room)
Blizz: (locked the door)
Later
Ash: (came out looked like drugged) I love those smells
Misty: poor, poor Ash
12 dose paul with a HUGE amount of laughing gas after letting them out of the labyrinth
Zeke: their here in 3…2…1…
Dawn: finally!
Paul: you guys are dead!
Zeke: (dosed Paul a HUGE amount of laughing gas)
Paul: ( lips twitching to smile then…. He Laughs like there is no tomorrow) y-you guys are s-s-so d-d-dead! Hahahaha
Dawn: (blush) wow his laugh is cute!
Everybody: awkward!
13 plot with may and drews pokemon then do something evil to them thats contestshippy
J: remember when Flygon helped Drew to save May? That's the one we thought of evil and also that was May's Pokémons idea!
May: what?
that is all for now... can't wait! i luv this fic
Everybody: finally!
J: wait there's more! (evil smirks)
o yeah here are a few more
1 make kenny and zoey make out for 1 hour
J: (cough cough) look at the cameras
Everybody: (eyes wide)
Camera
Z/K: (making out)
2 make ash act dumber and more dence than he usually is
J: is that even possible? (Snaps finger)
Ash: uh how can I use this again? (Holding a poke ball)
J: oh wait I'm wrong
3 get gary to chase after leaf the whole day finally locking them in a closet without their pokemon
Gary: good she messed w/ my fans *it was Leaf's idea in the torture chamber*
Leaf: uh oh WAHHH! (ran for her dear life)
Gary: come back here you little (ran after her)
Zeke: weird show you like KJ
J: for the last time the name is J! (whacks him with her yoyo)
Zeke: (unconscious)
Blizz: why don't people admit their in love?
J: Oh, it's the end of the day (took their Pokémons now locking them)
Leaf: is every boy here a perv?
J: did he flipped your skirt or looked at your chest?
Leaf: all of the above ahhh! Some things are not to be touched Gary!
J: ok 7 mins in heaven?
Zeke: 7 mins in heaven for Gary
J: right
4 bring in the sensational sisters and tracey plus brock to make fun of and plot about all the couples
J: oh no the most annoying people in the whole entire universe! (brought them anyway)
SS: ooohhh I watch the show and nice job cous' (pinching J's cheek)
J: how many times do you have to pinch my cheek?
Brock: (flirting with the Sen. sisters except Daisy)
Misty: how many times do you have to be in pain? (pulling him by the ear)
Brock: you flirt w/ Ash and I don't do that I deserve love too!
Misty: (blush) shut up or you will not hear again!
Zeke: again weird bunch (anime sweat drop)
Tracey: (sketching the gang's starter Pokémons) wow these Pokémons are good looking as they are strong!
5 i want you the host to be tied to a rope that will be lowered to a HUGE blender chopping your most hated food only to have the guy you like on the show sve you kiss you and whisk you off to watch a sunset after riding a beautiful sunset
J: say what!
Blizz: this is going to be great! (Snaps fingers *he is also in command*)
J: (tied hanging and is lowered in huge blender chopping with my most hated food that is A LOT!) this is fun to see other people do this but to me is a different story!
?: (running ninja style with a hood on his head with a chain that looks like a whip that has a blade on the end)
J: who the heck!
?: (cut the rope, tied the whip onto something, and saved J from falling and carried her bridal style)
J: (blush) uhh thanks… (Mystery guy's hood fell and it's Zeke!)
Zeke: first time KJ?
J: Z-Zeke? And the name is-! (Being kissed by Zeke! *oh, god I really wish he doesn't read this*)
Zeke: (liking this)
J: (confused to what to do)
Zeke: could we not do the last part?
J: Uhh s-sure i-it's m-m-mushy (blush)
Zeke: (lets her down)
Blizz: (taped this) got it!
J: come back here!
Blizz: (passed it all around and when Ash got it he smashed the camera)
J: thank you misty's boyfriend!
SS: right on Cous'!
5 have harley toture may and drew save her
Harley: eat my cookies May it improved
May: never!
Harley: ( used his spinarc *sp?*)
May: I hate you!
Drew: use petal dance roserade
Roserade: roserade! (petal dance)
Harley: ah! I surrender! (ran like a sissy girl)
May: Thanks again
Drew no prob
6 give ash a love potion and make him look at food first and give misty a new all powerful hammer
Ash: (drank it) Ah pastries I have finally found you!
Misty: I'm so enjoying this! (beating Ash to a pulp)
Ash: I think I'm regaining my usual dumbness now
Paul: no youre still dumb and dense in Pokémon
J: sigh
Blizz ok this is from Palkia's Princess
PLEASE USE MY DARES!
Ikari- Dawn, i dare you to get Paul to show SOME form of HAPPY emotion (laugh,smile, etc.)
- Paul, I dare you to... GET A SHARD OF PALKIA'S PEARL! and then make it in to a neaklace for Dawn.
Poke'- Misty, i dare you to hit Ash with a HUGE wooden mallet every time he says something fod related!
- Ash, I dare you to host a cooking show for an hour! :)
Contest- May, I dare you to be locked in a clostet or some form of small lockable space with drew For 3/4 of the chappie
- Drew,I dare you to be locked in a clostet or some form of small lockable space with May For 3/4 of the chappie!
PLEASE USE SOME DARES! YOU DIDN'T USE THE LAST ONES!
Paul: that'll never happen and don't dare to use laughing gas
Zeke: we ran out (shrugs)
J: I know how to do it! (whispers something to Dawn)
Dawn: (smiled brightly) oh Paul!
Paul: what?
Dawn: (kissed him on the cheek)
Paul: (cannot control his lips then it smiled)
J: (took a picture) Zeke e-mail it to Reggie and Blizz post it to your blog! Break!
Paul: great my dignity is going to disappear because of this girl
J: that's how I live! Now here's Palkia's pearl and get a shard and make the necklace
Paul: how did…
J: Palkia let me ok
Paul: whatever (having a hard time making a necklace) there it's done
Dawn: who taught you how to make necklaces? It's pretty!
Paul: (blush) Reggie did
Dawn: (blush) thanks anyway
Brock: Like I said, some secrets are hidden in closets
Dawn: shut up Brock
J: Oh, look she even sends the hammer! (gives it to Misty)
Ash: hey did you find the snack bar I'm hungry!
Misty: (beat him to a pulp)
Ash: I only ask for food
Misty: (whacked Ash)
Ash: ok I give, I give!
Misty: good my wrist are tired
Ash: wait if I host a cooking show that means I have to say something food related
Everybody: (looks at Ash wide eyes)
Ash: what?
Paul: you said something that makes sense
Misty: what the heck did you ate?
Ash: a lot
J: get on with the cooking show will ya?
Ash: ok! (in a chef outfit) I'll make chocolate pastries!
J: make it good!
1 hour later
Ash: done! (gives them samples)
J: (ate one) I have to admit this is good!
Zeke: yup
Blizz: (ate the whole plate) wow, the glutton ones are good at cooking!
Ash: well it's worth it considering Misty had been smashing me while cooking
Misty: (grinning)
J: here we go again! (pushed May into small closet)
Zeke: (pushed Drew into the closet where May was in)
Blizz: well lets leave them their until the next dare of a different author
May: Drew we talked about this and…wah!
Drew: May you're the maid and I'm your master so do what I say!
Everybody: (hearing groans and thumping in the closet)
J: omigoshI'msorryididntuseyourdares!
Zeke: then do it!
Blizz: I'll agree to graveyard here
J: fine! She's good at this!
Ok. i'm new here so plz use at least one dare!
Paul: smile through the whole chapter
Dawn: Get Pauls shirt without him noticing
May:Give Drew a BLUE rose every 5 minutes
Drew: Shout "I LOVE MAY!" infrount of ALL your fangirls
Misty:Wack Ash every time he says something food related
Ash. Find Ho-Oh, get on of her featers, give it to Misty, and your not alowed to eat ANYTHING!
PLZ USE ONE!
J: smile now or die you anti-social character!
Paul: (sigh) (smile with a touch of mischievousness)
Zeke: some of smile he uses when he thinks green!
Dawn: who is he thinking?
Blizz: is better not to know
Dawn: (blush)
J: do the dare!
Dawn: how he's conscious?
J: sigh (whacked Paul in the neck then he's unconscious) there
Dawn: (took his shirt then blushes) I have to admit he's hot!
Zeke: weird
Blizz: Very weird
J: I think May knew the Dare and she has roses now to give to Drew
Zeke: yeah how can he shout to the fangirls?
J: the fangirls are still freaked ok
Ash: I learned not to say something food related oh snap
Misty: (whacked him)
Ash: (flew out of the building then he came back w/ Ho-oh) I caught a Ho-oh!
J: whoa!
Blizz: I have an articuno
Ash: good thing I ate almost all of the food in the room
J: next is alchemical luminescence
Omg you updated! XD ANYWAY TIME FOR TORTURE! *REALIZES SHE WROTE IN CAPS, and pressed teh caps-key* much better!
Ikari:
» Dawn, deary, dye your hair red!
» Paul, dye your hair pink!
» Dawn, add whipped cream and a yellow X on Paul's pink head to make it look like a drifblim(sp?)!
» Paul, cut Dawn's hair to make it look like a chimchar!
LOL XD
Contest:
» May/Drew: go on a walk in the park (unintentional rhyme!) And when a fangir/boy passes by, y'all have to kiss each other. To be safe you do, my chikorita Laurel will follow you with a camera that will record you guys! Isn't that right, Laurel? Laurel: chiko!
Poké:
» Ash: force feed Misty some carrots!
» Misty: whack Ash with your mallet, if it breaks, have mine! *gives Misty a steel mallet*
Well see ya! Laurel: Chiko! ~ Lumi
Dawn: I will never do it!
J: oh well I always wanted to do this (holding a watergun filled with red dye)
Dawn: uh oh
J: (squirts Dawn's hair and is a perfect shot)
Dawn: ahhh my hair!
J: told ya girls hate it to be messed with their hair, except for me!
Paul: there is no way I'll dye my hair especially pink.
J: Zeke do the honors
Zeke: my pleasure (watergun on hand then squirts his hair with pink dye)
Paul: (is now a pinkette) this is such a weird show
J: here's whipped cream!
Dawn: (squirted whipped cream on Paul's hair then added a yellow 'X' that is frosting) you look adorable Hahahaha!
Paul: (irritated) oh yeah! I'll cut your hair and you'll look like my Pokémon (cut Dawn's hair like a chimchar) *and yes he keeps chimchar. It's like them, Paul's fire and Dawn's water, opposites!*
Dawn: ahhh my hair! Again!
Blizz: (let's Contest couple out)
May: don't ask again! (ruffled hair and now clothes)
Drew: (smirks)
J: go to the park and kiss if any fangirls/boys went. Hint they wear the fans uniform (which is a school uniform)
Drew: sure
May: (whimper) do I have to?
J: yes! (Snaps fingers)
CC: (in a park FG/B passes by then they kissed)
Later at the end of the day
CC: our lips hurt now
J: hehehe
Flashback
J: (in a tree wearing a headset) ok fangirl no203 your up
End of flashback
Ash: c'mon Misty eat the carrots
Misty: NO!
J: acupuncture time! (Pinned a needle at misty's back)
Misty: (involuntarily her mouth opened)
Ash: (feeds the carrots)
J: (takes out the needle)
Misty: YUCK! (Smashes Ash with her hammer then it broke gets the other hammer)
Ash: (pancaked)
J: 3 more reviews to go!
Everybody oh sweet niblets (hehehe Hannah Montana)
Blizz: this one's from azngirlhere
HEY! I AM A DIEHARD IKARISHIPPER!
Ikarishipping
Shinji: force him to tell what or "who" he thinks about when he is travelling and not training or battling
Hikari: omg i had this cute picture of hikari in my head. J, can u turn her into like a half cat half human? by half cat i mean like she has ears and tails of a cat of some sort or pokemon. and make her hang around Shinji the whole chapter
also a question, are shinji and hikari already a couple in this game show!
my next update will be on contestshipping
BYE BYE! (waves goodbye) *walks away with evil smile
J: time to use my electric chair finally!
Paul: (get strapped into the chair) what the?
J: answer the question!
Paul: Battle strategies of course (little shock got to him) ouch!
J: hmmm half-truth, tell us the real truth
Paul: nothing else! (got shocked really badly) AARGHHH!
J: my Pichu is more powerful than your electrevire Paul spill!
Paul: ALRIGHT! I think of troublesome (nothing happened)
Zeke: I knew it
Dawn: (blush)
J: ok (snaps fingers)
Dawn: (grew ears ad tails of an espeon)
J: you look KAWAII! And sorry no their not, is much to fun to have them in denial!
Zeke: next is OffMyTea again
Im baaack...lol.
Im sure the vict-contestsants must LOVE me. :)
Anyways,
Ikari:
You two are safe this time!
FEEL HONORED!
Contest:
May has to sing perfect two to drew
Drew has to sing say hey (i love you) to may
Thats all! Oh!
AND ASH HAS TO LET MISTY HIT HIM WITH HER MALLET UNTIL HE PASSES OUT!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
:)
Update soon!
~Alyss
Dawn: Thank you! (tail wagging)
Paul: I'm never honored in this show
Dawn: be nice Paul! (whacked him with her tail)
Paul: ouch! (unconscious)
J: sorry OffMyTea I dunno the song please specify it next time please!
Misty: (still smashing him)
Ash: (passes out)
J: moving on!
Zeke: this s the last one from Pokemonwriter2001
Everybody: finally!
I dare May to go online and by a first-class air plane Ticket for her brother to arrive at the Studio and be featured in future dares
Ash: Kiss J for an hour
J:you have too like it or face my Magikarp (Show's Magikarp holding Flame thrower, Rocket launcher and Laser Gun.)
Misty:Watch the whole thing.
Paul:read everything in your Journal about Dawn or i drop her in this volcano (Show's down hanging above a Volcano, tied up)
Dawn:Kiss drew and Ash infront of Misty and May.
May:Chose for Drew to wear a VERY yummy looking Cupcake Dress or the hottest outfit drew could wear. (Shirtless included :P)
Drew:Throw so many Roses at May she's burried for the entire Chapter trying to get out
May: uhh sure (goes online and purchases first class airplane tickets to Max)
At Petalburg
Max: Hey, mom May sent me some plane tickets for the Show!
Caroline: go there and just let your sister out of trouble
Back to studio
Ash: (kisses J on the cheek)
Zeke: (reading the book in the previous chapter)
J: hey he's like my big bro!
Misty: inner peace 10x
Ash: done
J: weird
Blizz: oh no Zeke's depressed!
J: he's always depressed, Zeke get Paul's journal
Zeke: whatever (get's Paul's journal) here
J: whoa he is depressed (flipping the pages now reading it) I think troublesome is really annoying and pathetic when it comes to Pokémon training.
Dawn: (ready to kick Paul *he's still unconscious)
J: but…
Dawn: (stops her foot)
J: she's cuteand good at Pokémon contest. I hope she doesn't know that I go to her contests or why I call her troublesome I just cant say her name because I have this weird feeling in my stomach I cant control.
Paul: give back my Journal will you (snatched the journal)
Dawn: (blushes then mumble) sorry about this Paul (kisses Ash and Drew on the cheek)
A&D: (doesn't feel anything)
P,M,and M: (slightly jealous)
J: sorry I rather burnt down the whole wardrobe and it's being repaired so I guess Drew has to be shirtless (snaps Fingers)
Drew: (shirtless *die now fangirls* and can see his hot body)
May: (blushing and trying hard not to drool)
Drew: (threw May many roses)
May: (cannot get out)
J: well I think she'll get out in the next chapter PLEASE try asking some question!
Everybody: don't listen to her she's a mad girl
J: I'm not mad just crazy!
Blizz: PLEASE REVIEW!
Zeke: yeah whatever
J: *whispers* and please have some dares and questions for Zeke and Blizz