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Hindi words with *** = translated at the end of the story.

Pyaari Love Story

(Lovely Love Story)

Chapter 1

Dimple's POV:

It was a cold and stormy night, and I was my laptop on Facebook, stalking the love of my life, Kush.

"I don't know, Shantakumarani, I've been wanting to do this for days! Is it time?" I asked my online friend, Shantakumarani, while we were chatting on Skype.

"It's time. It's time, Dimple," said my only friend.

"You're right, he let me a borrow a pencil today. So I think it's time," I told her, and I pushed the little button called poke.

I poked Kush.

"Do you think he likes me, Shantakumarani?" I asked.

"Of course he does! I'm sure he secretly loves your beautiful face and your gorgeous hair, just the way you described yourself!" she told me. Truth is she has never seen my face. But of course I was beautiful.

I stared at his profile for 10 minutes straight. I waited and waited for the little notification to pop up and tell me he poked me back.

I waited all night.

He never poked back.

I decided to set things straight the next day and ask him why he didn't poke me back! How dare he not poke me back! That saala!

The lunch bell rang and I sprinted down with my hamburger in my hand all the way to Kush's table. Down the stairs, jiggle, jump!

I munched down my burger before I got to his table in the cafeteria. He was with his best friend, Yousef. The two were talking to Yousef's laptop, and I didn't know why, but I just decided to go talk to Kush.

I approached his table slowly. Oh my goodness, Kush's beautiful eyes, his muscular biceps, his chiseled nose. I think I was going to faint.

The components of my hamburger made their way back up my throat. Tomatoes, lettuce, ground beef, garlic, ketchup. And I puked.

Kush's POV:

That did not just happen. Burger puke was all over Yousef's laptop during a live UStream. Yousef and I looked at each other, disgusted. The whole world just witnessed this freak of a girl puking all over Yousef's Macbook.

I was so disgusted and angry I wanted to slap this girl. But before I could, she looked at me, with garlic on her lips, and said, "Why didn't you poke me back on Facebook?"

So she was the freak who poked me last night. I was so angry that she was asking about poking when she had just ruined Yousef's UStream and embarrassed us in front of 182,000 people.

"Get outta here!" Yousef yelled.

"But-but-but, you have to poke me back!" that girl yelled.

"You ruined my laptop and my UStream, so just leave!" Yousef shouted.

"What do we do now, Kush? People are logging off!" he said.

"I don't know!" I said.

The cafeteria went dark and a beautiful girl with dark, long hair and a stunning smile entered the room. She was playing her guitar and singing in a gorgeous voice, "Dhunki dhunki dhunki laage*…"

"Oh…my…God…" Yousef and I said together.

"My word…" I said.

"Look, man, the UStream views are going up! People are logging back on!" Yousef told me. "It's because of this girl!"

"Who is she? What's her name?" I asked.

"What's my name? What's my name? What's my name?" she sung. "My name is Sheila, Sheila ki jawaani. I'm too sexy for you, main tere haath na aani!**" she said, looking at everyone in the cafeteria.

Then she looked directly at me and Yousef. "Sheeeeila," I said, trembling. "I'm Kush."

"Main kisi ke haath na aani***, but…maybe you," she said, winking.

Thanks for reading! I hope you stay tuned for Chapter 2!

Translations: * = I cast a magical spell, magical spell, magical spell on you.

** = My name is Sheila, young Sheila, I'm too sexy for you, you're never gonna get me!

*** = No body's ever gonna get me…