Okay, here comes the GOOD story. The prologue kind of stunk, so here's the comedy! Remember, I don't own almost anything in this story! Just the plot and two of the bad guys!

AND ON TO THE STORY!

Four friends who hadn't seen each other in the longest time (minus the fact that Link and Zelda, who is Sheik at the time, saw each other) sat together in a tree house. Yes, a tree house. It was where they went over their plan to beat the Identity Thief, and they joined there to now find away to beat his son. "Any ideas?" Link asked them. They all were thinking. "OOOH! I'VE GOT ONE!" Called Captain Falcon. "We get him on a bridge and we" He paused to demonstrate "FALCON PAWNCH!" And now, there was a hole in the tree house. Everyone stared at the hole. "I have an idea," Sheik said. "We think of a better plan." No one could agree more.

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After hours of sitting in a tree house, everyone offering weak suggestions, the group decided to continue brainstorming tomorrow. When everyone parted, Sheik decided to go for a walk in the park. She quickly transformed into Zelda, and headed to the nearby park. While walking in the park, she was stopped by someone she had known, someone who was a smasher. "Hi Zelda." Greeted the well-known(ish) Wario. "Hey…" Zelda said. "Umm…so…I was wondering if...you know…um…" Wario said. Waluigi popped up behind him. Waluigi popped up behind him. "Wario! Just ask her out!" "He Waluigi, why are you in this story? I mean- you're just an assist trophy." Zelda said. "Hey! Don't break the fourth wall! Do you know how hard it is to fix it?" Yelled the narrator. Ignoring what just happened, Waluigi said "Well, are you going out with him or not?" "Errrm…" Just then, Luigi jumped out of the bushes. "Hey! Zelda! Come here!" He yelled. Zelda went over into the leafy brush. "Zelda, back at the tree house, we did some research, and Wario indeed works for the Shadow Man in the IOBBGaC." Luigi stated. "What's the IOBBGaC?" Zelda asked. "It the Institute Of Baddie Bad Guys and Co. I made it up myself!" Luigi said proudly. "So say yes to him, and invite him over too "Your House", which is really my house, and we can tie him up and shine a bright lamp in his face and question him, until he tells us where to go to beat the Shadow Man!" "Fine. But I'm only doing this for the team." Zelda sighed. Then she grabbed Luigi "And you better tell Link that." And she released him.

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Sheik was sitting on the couch (at Luigi's house) watching T.V. and eating potato chips. "Hey Sheik, I thought you had a date tonight." Teased Captain Falcon. "With a real hottie." Sheik rolled her eyes. "You know it's not really a date, Falcon Boy." Sheik told him. "Don't call me that." He said. "Don't call me Wario's Girlfriend." Sheik replied. Ding-Dong! That was probably Wario. Sheik got up, brushed off the potato chip crumbs, and answered the door. Wario stood there, and no one said anything. "Errrm…hi." Wario said. Sheik said nothing. "I'm looking for Zelda…" Still nothing. "Are you like, her brother or something?" "Okay," Sheik Thought. "That just crossed the line." Sheik grabbed Wario's arm. "GUYS HE'S HERE!" and the three other heroes ran down the stairs.

A/N:

Me: Hey guys! Didja like it? I bet you did!

Sheik: Dude, do you have to make up rumors about me dating Wario?

Me: No no no, it's a fanfic-

Sheik: Dude, not cool.

Me: Mmmk, well, I didn't expect Sheik to be here in the authors note, so umm, well, please leave a review and, umm, the next chapter will be up soon…