I'd like to thank all of you who reviewed! Thanks for your feedback! And as you know, I don't own like, any of these characters, except for those two I told you about earlier. Those ones I don't own are Nintendo's characters. Okay, now onto the story!
Link, Luigi and Falcon ran down the stairs. "Umm…why are all you guys in Zelda's house?" Wario asked. Luigi ran to Wario with the duct tape "AAAARAgAAG!" Luigi shouted. Link grabbed his shoulder. "Luigi, we're not using the duct tape until he's in the chair." "Oh." Luigi said, disappointed. Continuing on with the plan, Link and Captain Falcon walked over to Wario to pick him up and bring him to the cage. Unfortunately, they forgot two things. Number one: Wario wasn't going to remain still while they attempted to pick him up. Number two: Wario wasn't the lightest feather in the pillow. (A/N: Okay, I know how stupid that sounds, but I didn't want to go out and say he was fat. That would probably offend someone.) "Okay! New plan!" Captain Falcon said. "We drag him!" Then Link and Falcon dragged him up the stairs. Luigi and Sheik ran after them.
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Not so long after, Wario was upstairs. "Ok, Wario, before we put you to trail" Luigi smiled. "Do you have anything to say?" "Yes." Wario said. "Where the heck is my girlfriend?" Everyone was silent. "Oh…" said Sheik. "Let me go get her." Sheik walked out of the room and into the hall "Zelda! Come here!" She yelled. Then, she transformed into Zelda, and awkwardly walked into the room. Everyone was silent. Then Luigi broke the silence. "Are we gonna shine a bright light in his face or what?" Luigi yelled. "Ok now Wario, honey, get in the chair and let Luigi put duct tape on you." Zelda said. "No." Wario said. "Please?" "No." "We can do this the easy way or the hard way." "…" "Okay the hard way it is!" Zelda stepped aside, and Caption Falcon now occupied her spot in front of Wario. "Falcon PAWNCH! 1!" Wario was now KO'd.
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Everyone thought they should give Luigi the honors of putting Wario in the chair and duct taping him. After doing that, Luigi insisted in shining the light in his face, too. "Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?" Luigi pleaded. Everyone exchanged a glance. "Ok, you can shine the light." Zelda said. "Now we just got to wait until he wakes up." Minutes passed. Small talk was made. After about an hour, he was still out cold. "How hard did you punch him?" Link asked Captain Falcon. "Ok, first of all, I Falcon Punched him." Link rolled his eyes. About ten more minutes passed. "Okay, Luigi, go get a bucket of water." Zelda ordered. "Is he even alive?" Link questioned. "Well, yeah, probably, I mean, Falcon Punches usually don't kill people." Finally, Luigi returned with the water. "Ok, Link, please pour the water on his head." Zelda instructed. Link did that, and Wario bolted awake.
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"What? Why is it all dark? Why am I duct taped to a chair? And why do I hear Luigi evilly laughing?" "I'll ask the questions around here." Captain Falcon said trying to sound important. Click. Luigi turned on the desk lamp. Slowly, Luigi started turning it to Wario's face. "WHERE IS THE SHADOW MAN'S EVIL LAYAR?" Falcon yelled. Wario, not very affected by the yelling or the lamp said "Well, It's in the clouds and there is a huge sign in front of it that says 'SHADOW MAN'S EVIL LAYAR!', but I can't tell you any more." "Alright." Said Zelda. "Let's bring him too the cell." And our four heroes dragged a helpless Wario to a jail cell.
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Wario sat in his jail cell. "Well this stinks." He mumbled. As Link was packing a bag of stuff for there journey, and Luigi and Captain Falcon were stuffing things they didn't need in it while he wasn't looking, Zelda was at Wario's cell, telling him that he'd be freed when they got back. "Okay, Wario. So first off, don't even try to escape this place is filled with lasers and stuff." Wario nodded at what Zelda was explaining. "Second, You have this big fridge full of food. It has a year's worth, but we probably won't take that long. Thirdly, there is a bed, a sink, and a toilet. I think you know what those are for. Any questions?" Wario nodded his head. "Yeah, I got one. Who's that dude creeping around your lovely house?" Zelda mentally face palmed. She didn't say anything. She just transformed into Sheik. Wario stared in awe. "Link," She said. "Do you have everything?" "Yeah, I think." He called back. "'K, lets go." Sheik said, grabbing the wrists of everyone and running outside.
A/N: Ok, I'm amazing. I put up two chapters in one day. Man, I'm cool! And I had to re-write my last paragraph because stupid Word quit unexpectedly. Oh and poor Wario's heart was just broken. Smell ya later! (lol irrelevant Pokemon humor)